Lily blinked her eyes, there was no possible way that this could happen, after all, and she did put pants on this morning. Well, no one in the world could even attempt this but, "Potter!" growling and jerking her head the Great Hall and taking a step only to be stopped by Malachi Zabini (bear with me here, kay? You didn't give any suggestions!)

"Have you gone mad?" he hissed angrily, "you're committing social suicide!"

"Well, if you hadn't noticed," Lily glared at him, "I'm a girl and am entitled to wear skirts—"

Severus raised a brow, "Then why have you not worn them before?"

"Oh, I wear them," she said shaking herself free from the boy's grasp, "just not in school."

"Why not in school?"

"Because they're no comfortable, okay? Now if you don't mind!" she angrily took another step but stopped, "On the other hand though…it is suicide!"

Lucius balled his fists, "I'm afraid I will have to kill Potter!"

Laughter answered him, filled with glee and amusement, followed by another and yet another and another, "Of course you're afraid Ms. Malfoy, you don't have the guts to actually kill me!"

"Potter you lunatic!" hissing the addressed boy took an angry step forward.

Snape drew an accusing finger, "you crazy Marauders!" spitting the groups name like acid, and advanced as well.

"Bastards!" Malachi just ran forward, as did Snape and Malfoy, Lily started as well but the look on James's eyes, the twinkle, it…meant something. And they were not even doing anything, their wands in their robed, their hands not fisted, it was like they had a plan.

It just had to hit her too late, when she at last made a move to stop the three angry boys, they were by the entrance of the Great Hall with spotlights shown by them. Each light had a different shade of…pink, the boys were paralyzed on the spot, all eyes were on them.

"Caliendrum!" Remus shouted, a smirk not leaving his face, he made a swish and placed his wand back in his robes. Out of nowhere, wigs appeared and positioned themselves comfortably on the three Slytherins' heads, with matching pink bows. Lily smacked her temple and shook her head, the trio by the spotlight could only bulge their eyes and tremble.

Sirius muttered a spell to make his voice loud enough for everyone to hear and pointed at his neck, "Ladies," he glanced at the three embarrassed students who were trying their best to hide the rather uncomfortable skirts, "and Gentlemen, I present: The Dancing Slytherins!"

James came in twirling his wand and wiggled his eyebrows, "Salto," he said casually and automatically making the trio began a rather strange dance, it was like invincible hands held each boy's hand and guided it in the air, their faces twisted in a horrified state and by reading their expressions, there would probably be dead Marauders sooner or later. They danced and danced as if there was no tomorrow. Or just until the Headmaster arrived along with the teachers who, seeing them with angelic expressions and practically a halo on their heads, gave them suspicious looks.

As for Severus, Lucius and Malachi they took their chance and scrambled off followed by a rather guilty Lily and the giggles and chuckles from students all around, plus the curious glances from the Professors. Nevertheless, there was only one thing in their minds, even Lily, revenge.

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"You knew they planned this?" hissed Lucius still blushing and shaking from the ordeal glaring at Lily.

The addressed sighed in frustration and continued on walking, "I did not know, I figured it out!"

Severus followed the schoolgirl shaking his head, "Look, whatever it was, we have to get back," he looked at everyone who fell in step with Lily in the eye and continued with a determined voice, "we just have to."

Malachi clenched his fists, "He made a fatal mistake."

"All, of them did," Severus added.

As they were reaching the end of the corridor, giggles greeted them, "Well, if it isn't the girls," said a fellow seventh year in the Hufflepuff house, her eyes landed on the Head girl, "if you ask me, she's more boyish than an of you, combined!"

Severus charged but Lily held her back, "What do you sissies want?"

The girl with her two other friends lifted their eyebrows, "Did she just call us sissies? You don't even have the guts to wear skirts!"

"I can too!" defended Lily, instantly getting frustrated.

The second young woman walked closer, "You're just too scared because you know no one would even look at you twice!"

Lily held out her tongue she balled her fists and crossed her arms, "I don't like boys," her eyes flickered to her group of comrades, "in that way, you got that?" she rolled her eyes and muttered under her breath, "not like people like you who…" she trailed off, grinning because of what she just thought. You know, she thought the thought, if you know what I mean.

Sighing the challenging schoolgirls said, "Yes and you'll die a virgin, and so on and so forth, what are you? A lesbian?"

That took Lily off guard, "Hell no!"

"That's what you say," said the third one lazily, the three boys looked disgusted.

Steam was literally coming out of Lily's ears, "I can prove it, you damned Hufflepuff bi—"

"Do so, now," tested the first, "tempt someone," she looked at Lily's petite body, "with that."

The Slytherin Head girl gave them a disgusted look, "Who? One of them?" she asked gesturing at her male companions.

"No," the second stroked her chin, "it has to be hard."

"Yeah! Someone who wouldn't get seduced," remarked the third and snapped her fingers, "I got it Brittany!"

"Well?" Lily and Brittany the Hufflepuff asked in union.

The third girl's eyes twinkled following a certain boy with messy jet-black hair, "James Potter," she breathed dreamily.

"James Potter," repeated the leader of the challenging group, grinning.

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My Note: that's it! Sorry it took so long, I was busy and I had a pretty rough week, hope you guys like it! Eight days till my birthday! Oh the Latin? I took it from a type-in-translation web, so the first word means, "wig" lol, and the second means, "dance" oh, and sorry for spelling Draco's dad's name wrong!