Crazy Takes!
Director: "Okay everybody places, places! Okay first we will do 'Duel with a ghoul'"

Kaiba is trying to open the underground room.

Kaiba: "I can't open it!" Bakura walks on to screen.

Bakura: "Whoa! Like this." Bakura opens the door and Kaiba fall down some stairs. Then walks down more stairs and more and more. When he finally gets to the bottom he is very, very tired.

Kaiba: "Okay which book? Um...this one...no this one." Kaiba pulls out every book except two. Bakura walks back on to the stage. And pulls out the correct book. Kaiba puts his eye up to the retinal scan...nothing happens.

Bakura: "Um my Yami was changing some things so your eye won't work. Eh sorry."

Kaiba: "I give up! I hate this part! I quit!"

Bakura: "Does that mean that I get your part?" No answer. "Yay!!!"

Director: "No get him back now!"

Bakura: "But I want his part."

Kaiba: "I don't want to be in that episode."

Director: "Okay then let's just move on. To when Yugi is serching for his friends and action!"

Yami: "I must find my friends, Kaiba!" Yami's coat falls off his sholders.

Kaiba: "Yugi can't you do this right?"

Yami: "Just a minute." In a minute Yugi returns with his coat taped on with duck tape.

Kaiba: "Yugi c'mon what is with the tape?"

Director: "Forget the arguing just go!"

Yami: "I must find my friends, Kaiba." Yami's pants fall off.

Yami: "Oops! I forgot my belts!" Kaiba starts to laugh.

Kaiba: "Do you think your head would fall off if we took off your neck belt?"

Yami: "Um...I don't know." All the bad guys appear on stage with scissors.

Bad guys: "Get the belt!" Yami is being chased by all the bad guys while Kaiba just stands there and laughs.

Director: "Okay stop! Stop!" Everyone stops. "Okay let's just do something else Yami Malik vs. Mai and action!"

Yami Malik: "Welcome to my hikari no game!" A pink atmosphere surrounds them and a pink dancing lollipop comes out of the atmosphere.

Lollipop: "La, la, la, la la!"

Yami Malik: "I meant yami no, yami no!!!" The dark atmosphere comes up but the lollipop stays.

Lollipop: "La, la!" Yami Malik wacks the lollipop off the arena and Joey spots it.

Joey: "Lollipop come be eaten!"

Lollipop: "Ahhhhh!!" Joey starts to chase the lollipop around.

Director: "Okay that's enough of that! No more lollipop! Next episode; Journey to the duelist kingdom! Action!"

Tea: "Tristan I have to go to the bath room."

Tristan: "Tea we already did that part."

Tea: "No Tristan I REALLY have to go!"

Tristan: "Oh well wait for Weevil to throw the exodia cards over board."

Tea: "Oh!"

Tristan: "And he's gonna throw them...oh wait he forgot his line they are starting over."

Tea: "Ooh! I don't care!" Tea got up and ran in front of the camera and into the boat.

Director: "Tea couldn't you have waited?"

Tea: "Sorry!"

Director: "Okay let's move on to...Yugi and Joey vs. Big five part one."

Noah: "Well I don't need you guys any more." Noah is about to delete to delete the big five.

Dimon: "Wait Master Noah!" Noah presses the delete key.

Noah: "Oops! I deleted them!"

Director: "Noah! Can we get them back?"

Noah: "Uh maybe the recycling bin."

Director: "Okay good. Next episode Yami Bakura vs. Yami Yugi. Action!"

Yami Bakura: "Among my occult cards there is a horrible monster. Wake up Dark Necrofear." A Shining Friendship pops up.

Joey: "Wow that's horrible isn't it? Well it did scare Mai."

Yami Bakura: "What? Where is Necrofear?"

Mai: "Joey it did not scare me!"

Director: "Yami Bakura put your cards in the correct order next episode Kaiba vs. Ishizu!"

Yami Bakura: "I don't own a Shining Friendship!"

Director: "Okay then action!"

Kaiba: "Obelisk..."

Yami Malik: "Hey that's odd my rod doesn't want to help him."

Kaiba: "Attack!"

Yami Malik: "Uh oh."

Ishizu: "He is going to lose." Offering bomb explodes and Kaiba is unconscious on the ground.

Director: "That wasn't supost to happen! Yami Malik what did you do to the rod you really are..." Yami Malik sends the Director to the shadow realm.

Yami Yugi: "Okay I'll go rescue our director!"