Ha ha ha! I'll bet y'all thought that was the end of my story! Well ha! Too bad! There's gonna be lots more! Kanika got mad that I was going to kill her off so here is chapter two!
PG WARNING: A rabbit throws up in this chapter. If this is not your kind of thing, it's your choice as to whether or not you read it. However, if rabbits throwing up are your kind of thing, what kind of sick weirdo are you?
Disclaimer: I still don't own Pepper, sometimes I wish I owned Kouga, and my cat ate a chipmunk today.
Our story left off right after the incredibly bright Kanika all owed herself to be eaten alive by Pepper, the demon rabbit from Hell…
Pepper sat at the bottom of the hole in the woods, alone. She was feeling rather large and not-so-well. Realizing the peril of being stuck in a hole with a puddle *coughlakecough* (have any of y'all ever seen a rabbit puke? that is no small mess to clean up!) of her own vomit (I know this is gross but this is a story about Kanika, not Pepper). So, being a demon and all, Pepper used her super-leaping powers to leap out of the hole (well, what else do you think she'd do?). When Pepper got out, she leaped off behind a cool clump of celadon clover (ooooh alliteration! my English teacher would be so proud of me! *does a dance OH I just learned from my handy-dandy thesaurus that "celadon" is another word for "green". just thought you might want to know.). Pepper was discreetly and privately sick behind that clover clump. Eventually, she hopped off, leaving a slimy and unconscious Kanika on the ground. (This is SO gross and I am sorry for the graphic details. I had painted myself into a corner, so to speak, and there was no other way out of it. I hope you vomit-loving weirdos are happy, because that's all the vomit in this chapter.)
When Kanika woke up, she passed out from a stench that was not unlike that of the evil Mrs. Janis (that witch gave me a detention today for having my shirt slightly untucked! oh the horrors!) When Kanika woke up again, it was because of something pattering on her face. Thinking it was the return of Pepper (that would make a good horror movie title. that and "Pepper Strikes Again"), she woke up ready to fend any and all demon rabbits away. But luckily for Kanika, the pattering was only rain. (Y'all are probably wondering why this would be lucky. So why are you still reading this? The story takes place outside of the parentheses. Inside the parentheses is where all the little voices in my head can congregate to comment on my story. Anyways, on with the story!) The rain was a lucky occurrence because it washed away all the rabbit vomit and made Kanika a good deal less smelly.
While thinking about how lucky she was to be standing in the rain alone in the woods with rabbit vomit streaming in rivulets off of her ho-pants (hehehe "rivulets" is a cool word), Kanika heard a crunching noise to her left. Of course, wonderfully intelligent Kanika flicked her head to the right and ran fearfully towards the noise (Remember: she's totally confused herself by swimming in circles for about a week. So now she's running TO the noise. Just making sure y'all got that. Back to the adventure!) As Kanika dashed through the trees to her ultimate doom and destruction, a certain young wolf-demon (well, he's not really young in human years, but he LOOKS like he's about 22 and that's all that matters with the way this storyline is going) pricked his nose and smelled the elemental danger that Kanika was dashing to. So he ran really fast (screw the thesaurus) and was about to pick the fair maiden up as he sped by but he was just too late. They were both stuck in a clearing full of the most awful things in the world. There were things that even spiders are scared of (scariest thing that I could come up with right off the bat, sorry!). Kouga (if you hadn't figured that out by now) opened his mouth to scream but then…
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What will happen? Will Kouga do something very un-Kouga-like and scream? What's in the clearing? What is Kanika doing at that moment? Is she curled up in the fetal position with fear or is she staring dreamily at the rainwater streaming off of Kouga's hard, muscled chest? (Yeah, he lost his shirt somewhere in the woods. And the real Kanika is gonna kill me for writing this…)
These are very good questions and once I have the answers to them, I shall update once more and be astoundingly triumphant. But now I must find some socks. I have this incredible urge to dance.