Reviews!?!? Um, y'all, I really wasn't expecting to get any reviews. I really wasn't expecting anybody to read my story. How weird. Why, y'all? Oh well, there must be some reverse psychology effect going on…
Silvercat: You are so sweet! Am I really a "competent writer of unknown talent"? Seriously, this whole fic was just going to be a prank on the real Kanika. It took me maybe an hour to come up with it. (I typed it as I thought it.) Sure, you can read a story that I came up with. I wrote it a few years ago and once I get the guy who lives in the computer lab to show me how to make an attachment on the school email, you can read it!
Kattztar: If you think that's twisted, you should meet my friends…
Kitsune-balloon: lol! Thanks! Come on, if this made you laugh, then it can't be all that hard to do!
Thomas Jefferson: Hey cool name! I had to do a report on him in 5th grade! Hey, I don't know if we should kill your friend, maybe we should just stick her in a hole (lol) until she admits that Inuyasha is the hottest guy in the world (well, he's in a tie with Orlando Bloom…um, you ARE a girl aren't you?). Yeah there's only one writer of this fic (me) and you were warned about the insanity. I'm just gonna let y'all guess about my gender (it adds to the mysterious allure of the story. Oh well maybe not. I'm just gonna be contrary.)
Mewchild: DEMON RABBIT IN MY CLOSET!!! Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! Did you ever see 'Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail'? If you did, think of the rabbit that they had to blow up with the holy hand grenade, except black so that she can sneak up on you I the dark. Yep. Thanks for reading!
Disclaimer: My friend owns the DVD of "The Brave Little Toaster", I am pleased to announce that I DO NOT own Justin from American Idol, Kouga is not owned by me, and my cat bit me on the foot today.
PG WARNING (again): Justin from American Idol appears in this chapter. Shield your eyes, little children. Be afraid, be very afraid.
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Our story left off as Kanika and Kouga stood petrified in the clearing in the rain. Kouga looked like he was about to scream when…
He keeled over. He dropped like a stone. He was out for the count. He realized that the author had run out of phrases for fainting, so he was a good little wolf-demon and did what he was told to do. The sight in the clearing was horrible beyond comparison. The entire cast of "the Brave Little Toaster" was lined up in a line (obviously). (As a side note, which will probably digress into meaningless babble, I saw this movie when I was five. Now, whenever we have company over, my mom feels this incredible urge to tell them how I wouldn't go near the kitchen for about a week. Does this qualify as abuse?) Even more horrible was that at the head of the kitchen-appliance squadron was Justin from last-season's American Idol (this guy is so scary). Yet the scariest part of the whole tableau was the fact that everyone was wearing sombreros. And not just any sombreros. The wore the kind that stuck out two feet from your head, colored bright yellow and had red tassel things dangling off of the edges. Justin's didn't really fit quite right, it sort of perched on top of that poofy animal he wears on his head all the time (why does he do that? It's obviously not hair.)
When Justin started singing "La Cucaracha" with all of the blenders, toasters, electric blankets, vacuum cleaners, and I don't remember what else singing backup, (the big scary car-crushing machine sang bass), Kanika screamed and ran away very fast. When she got about half a mile away (she runs track and when she really runs, she looks like the roadrunner in those cartoons; she's just a blur), she realized that she had left the love of her life (Kouga) unconscious in a clearing full of rabid toasters and Justin, Kanika stopped running and stood confused. She quickly (for Kanika, that's only a couple days) decided that it would be a good idea to go see the new Matrix movie when she got back home. (Yes, I know this doesn't make much sense. But then again, neither does the real Kanika.) So Kanika kept on walking, completely erasing (instead of just halfway) the fact that she was leaving Kouga alone in the woods. Sadly, Kouga was dragged off by the evil appliances and was never heard from again. (Maybe Justin ate him.)
And as Kanika walked away from the Clearing of Doom, she realized that this saga would have to end soon. She also realized that the author was eventually going to kill her off the way the storyline was going. Kanika also realized how hard it is to write a story and study for exams, one of which is being given by the evil Mrs. Janis. So Kanika (and I) send out this plea: how should this story end without the gruesome death of Kanika? (Because while some reviewers seem to find this fic insanely amusing, I really do have to study for my Civics exam. And I don't want to make this one of those long-drawn out fics that you find out there. I do think that those are really good; I just don't think that this type of fic is one of those that will be good in the long-drawn out way. It would probably get worse and worse as time went on. So, send me your craziest ideas for an ending and I probably will finangle them all into one big ending. I'll make the deadline, oh, let's say May 27th to send ideas in by. I would spend the time to create some amazing ending, but I really don't want to go to summer school with Mrs. Janis… Hey if you send in something really creative, you can have a pair of my favorite dancing socks! *The socks themselves don't dance, you have to do that part, sorry!)