Chapter 3
Back stage Rebecca, Mako, Weevil, Espa, Magnum, and Rex were listening to what was going on.
Rebecca: "We gotta get our regular director back!"
Magnum: "Yeah I can't let anything happen to Mai!"
Mako: "We have no time to waste! Let's go find him!"
Back on stage Yami Malik had desided to redo some episodes.
Yami Bakura: "Let's rewrite the knockout duels."
Yami Malik: "Okay first duel Joey vs. Lishto. Lishto can lose so that I can come out."
Yami Bakura: "Then I deafet…"
Yami Malik: "Kaiba with D E A T H and send him to the shadow realm."
Yami Bakura: "Then Mai duels Ishizu…"
Yami Malik: "Yeah and I don't care have Ishizu lose."
Yami Bakura: "And in the semi-finals…"
Yami Malik: "I defeat Joey and you defeat Mai."
Yami Bakura: "And then…"
Yami Malik: "Then you lose to me in the finals and I take over the world! What a happy ending!"
Yami Bakura: "WHAT???!!!!!"
Yami Malik: "You get your free trip to the shadow realm."
Yami Bakura: *gets stupid mad face* "Why do you get to win?"
Yami Malik: "Because I am the director!"
Yami Yugi: "Alright that's enough!"
Kaiba: "Yeah we aren't gonna listen to you!"
Yami Malik: "The best way to settle these arguments is to…"
Duke Devlin: "To play a DDM game!"
Varon: "No to play a crystal shadow duel!"
Yami Bakura: "NO!"
Yami Malik: "A REGULAR shadow duel."
Rebecca, Weevil, Mako, Magnum, Espa, Rex and the director burst in.
Rebecca: "Okay hold it!"
Yami Malik: "What is that old director doing here?"
Rebecca: "Well we cheated you guys just like you cheated us! We went down stairs had a vote which you weren't included in and of course this director won!"
Director: "SO GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!"
Yami Yugi: "Great!"
Yami Malik: "Grrrr."
Yami Bakura: "I guess it's back to being an actor huh buddy?"
Yami Malik: "I am NOT you buddy!"
Director: "Pegasus restore Tristan NOW!"
Pegasus: "Fine I was getting sick of him anyway."
Tristan: "Yay! I'm back! I'm really back!"
Director: "Okay how many more episodes need repairing?" Looks at a sheet of paper.
"AHHH! 156?!?!?!?!"
Mai: "It's their fault!" Points to Yami Malik and Yami Bakura.
Director: "Okay everyone get a cup of coffee and get ready for a long night!" Everyone gets their coffee and comes back to the stage.
Director: "Okay first episode we will do is LEGENDARY FISHERMAN PART 1."
Malik zooms down the street on his motorcycle where Yami Bakura gets in the way. Malik steps on the breaks…nothing happens.
Yami Bakura: "What is he doing?"
Malik: "The breaks are broken get outta the way!"
Yami Bakura: "Ahh!!" Yami Bakura runs out of the way and Malik crashes into the wall.
Yami Bakura: "You really need to get your breaks checked."
Director: "Okay I am sick of this let me show you how I handle the show Star Wars."
All: "Okay."
Director: "Everyone ready? And Action!"
Padme: "Be careful Anikan."
Anikan: "Don worry I will." Raises lightsaber up behind his back, as usual, but goes to far and stabs himself.
Obi-wan: "Anikan! I told you never to do that!"
Yami Malik: *walks on scene* "You're a bad anikan. I'm taking over."
Obi-wan: "That's not a lightsaber." Points to the M rod.
Yami Malik: "It's better!" Sends injured Anikan to the shadow realm.
Obi-Wan: "Stop that padawan!" Marik banishes Obi-wan to the shadow realm.
Yami Malik: "I am no ones padawan!" Starts to walk away.
Padme: "Where are you going fake weirdo Anikan?"
Yami Malik: "To battle the emperor for control of this empire as well as this show!!!
Muhahaha!!"
Back stage Rebecca, Mako, Weevil, Espa, Magnum, and Rex were listening to what was going on.
Rebecca: "We gotta get our regular director back!"
Magnum: "Yeah I can't let anything happen to Mai!"
Mako: "We have no time to waste! Let's go find him!"
Back on stage Yami Malik had desided to redo some episodes.
Yami Bakura: "Let's rewrite the knockout duels."
Yami Malik: "Okay first duel Joey vs. Lishto. Lishto can lose so that I can come out."
Yami Bakura: "Then I deafet…"
Yami Malik: "Kaiba with D E A T H and send him to the shadow realm."
Yami Bakura: "Then Mai duels Ishizu…"
Yami Malik: "Yeah and I don't care have Ishizu lose."
Yami Bakura: "And in the semi-finals…"
Yami Malik: "I defeat Joey and you defeat Mai."
Yami Bakura: "And then…"
Yami Malik: "Then you lose to me in the finals and I take over the world! What a happy ending!"
Yami Bakura: "WHAT???!!!!!"
Yami Malik: "You get your free trip to the shadow realm."
Yami Bakura: *gets stupid mad face* "Why do you get to win?"
Yami Malik: "Because I am the director!"
Yami Yugi: "Alright that's enough!"
Kaiba: "Yeah we aren't gonna listen to you!"
Yami Malik: "The best way to settle these arguments is to…"
Duke Devlin: "To play a DDM game!"
Varon: "No to play a crystal shadow duel!"
Yami Bakura: "NO!"
Yami Malik: "A REGULAR shadow duel."
Rebecca, Weevil, Mako, Magnum, Espa, Rex and the director burst in.
Rebecca: "Okay hold it!"
Yami Malik: "What is that old director doing here?"
Rebecca: "Well we cheated you guys just like you cheated us! We went down stairs had a vote which you weren't included in and of course this director won!"
Director: "SO GET OUTTA MY CHAIR!"
Yami Yugi: "Great!"
Yami Malik: "Grrrr."
Yami Bakura: "I guess it's back to being an actor huh buddy?"
Yami Malik: "I am NOT you buddy!"
Director: "Pegasus restore Tristan NOW!"
Pegasus: "Fine I was getting sick of him anyway."
Tristan: "Yay! I'm back! I'm really back!"
Director: "Okay how many more episodes need repairing?" Looks at a sheet of paper.
"AHHH! 156?!?!?!?!"
Mai: "It's their fault!" Points to Yami Malik and Yami Bakura.
Director: "Okay everyone get a cup of coffee and get ready for a long night!" Everyone gets their coffee and comes back to the stage.
Director: "Okay first episode we will do is LEGENDARY FISHERMAN PART 1."
Malik zooms down the street on his motorcycle where Yami Bakura gets in the way. Malik steps on the breaks…nothing happens.
Yami Bakura: "What is he doing?"
Malik: "The breaks are broken get outta the way!"
Yami Bakura: "Ahh!!" Yami Bakura runs out of the way and Malik crashes into the wall.
Yami Bakura: "You really need to get your breaks checked."
Director: "Okay I am sick of this let me show you how I handle the show Star Wars."
All: "Okay."
Director: "Everyone ready? And Action!"
Padme: "Be careful Anikan."
Anikan: "Don worry I will." Raises lightsaber up behind his back, as usual, but goes to far and stabs himself.
Obi-wan: "Anikan! I told you never to do that!"
Yami Malik: *walks on scene* "You're a bad anikan. I'm taking over."
Obi-wan: "That's not a lightsaber." Points to the M rod.
Yami Malik: "It's better!" Sends injured Anikan to the shadow realm.
Obi-Wan: "Stop that padawan!" Marik banishes Obi-wan to the shadow realm.
Yami Malik: "I am no ones padawan!" Starts to walk away.
Padme: "Where are you going fake weirdo Anikan?"
Yami Malik: "To battle the emperor for control of this empire as well as this show!!!
Muhahaha!!"
