Stapler-Chapter 4 By Delia

Disclaimer: I don't own them, and I wish I did, but I don't. That was stupid.

A/N: See, I have a disclaimer this time! It's stupid, but it's there! Anyway, has anybody out there read "To Kill A Mockingbird"? I have to write a five-paragraph essay on it. Yay... Anyway, I'm very sorry for not writing for so long. I feel like a horrible author...Whaaa! (

Toby looked at his hand. Or, rather, he looked at what was IN his hand.

A stapler. That he had borrowed from Sam. That the President wanted to use.

Okay, problem.

The stapler was out of staples. Ginger had been stapling documents to their folders. When he asked her why, she told him to go away. Like a four year old, Toby thought.

"Toby? Toby? Earth to Tobias?"

"Hmm..."

"Toby!" yelled a certain chief of staff, "Wake up, now!"

"Wha? Oh, sorry..."

"Can I have that stapler now?" the President asked.

"Sure, but it's empty."

"Well, let's go get some staples," said the leader of the free world, "Come on, let's ask Debbie."

And off they went, on a search for staples...