Ch. 11
Enter the Saiya-jin
"Do you know her?" Asuka said.
"Well sort of. I think were remotely related."
"Forth cousins to be exact," said Shampoo, "Oh Matsu, why did you leave me when I was having so much fun with you as a fiancé?"
"Hey you! Listen you big-breasted bimbo, you stay away from MY Matsuo- chan," said Asuka.
"I had him first and I say he's mine! And anyways you are not a saiya-jin so I could kill you right now if I wanted to."
"Now please Shampoo," I said while grasping her hands," What we had was a long time ago, we were practically kids."
"It was last year you bakana yariman," Shampoo scolded.
"Who are you calling a whore?" I said, "You were the one who was cheating on me with Goken."
"That was only a one time thing my little Matsu."
"Can you please stop calling me that?"
"Wo ai ni, you look so cute when you get angry." She said while wrapping her arms around me and cooing.
[Holy Buddha what a rack! Now I remember why I liked her so much.]
"Now Shampoo I don't want to upset you but I'm kinda seeing Asuka so if you would just let me go I'll be happy to give you a room at my hou."
"NO! I'll take you back to China where we'll get married."
"HEY! Do I get a say in this?" Asuka finally yelled.
"No you jealous girl, Matsuo is mine. So just shoo you little girl and leave Matsu to me." Shampoo mocked.
"YOU BITCH!*slap*" Asuka said.
"You stupid girl you shouldn't have done that. TIME TO DIE!" She said with one hand outstretched ready to fire a ki blast.
"Now Shampoo that's enough, I won't let you kill Asuka. She's my girl friend now. You can either except it our you can go home." I shouted while in front of Asuka.
"How can you side with her!*slap*" She cried, and ran home.
"Matsuo?"
"Yes Asuka?"
"You forgot one thing."
"What?"
"YOU FORGOT TO UNTIE ME!"
"I don't wanna."
"And why is that?"
"Because if you get out you'll try to hurt me."
"AND WHO SAID I WOULDN'T"
"Do you know her?" Asuka said.
"Well sort of. I think were remotely related."
"Forth cousins to be exact," said Shampoo, "Oh Matsu, why did you leave me when I was having so much fun with you as a fiancé?"
"Hey you! Listen you big-breasted bimbo, you stay away from MY Matsuo- chan," said Asuka.
"I had him first and I say he's mine! And anyways you are not a saiya-jin so I could kill you right now if I wanted to."
"Now please Shampoo," I said while grasping her hands," What we had was a long time ago, we were practically kids."
"It was last year you bakana yariman," Shampoo scolded.
"Who are you calling a whore?" I said, "You were the one who was cheating on me with Goken."
"That was only a one time thing my little Matsu."
"Can you please stop calling me that?"
"Wo ai ni, you look so cute when you get angry." She said while wrapping her arms around me and cooing.
[Holy Buddha what a rack! Now I remember why I liked her so much.]
"Now Shampoo I don't want to upset you but I'm kinda seeing Asuka so if you would just let me go I'll be happy to give you a room at my hou."
"NO! I'll take you back to China where we'll get married."
"HEY! Do I get a say in this?" Asuka finally yelled.
"No you jealous girl, Matsuo is mine. So just shoo you little girl and leave Matsu to me." Shampoo mocked.
"YOU BITCH!*slap*" Asuka said.
"You stupid girl you shouldn't have done that. TIME TO DIE!" She said with one hand outstretched ready to fire a ki blast.
"Now Shampoo that's enough, I won't let you kill Asuka. She's my girl friend now. You can either except it our you can go home." I shouted while in front of Asuka.
"How can you side with her!*slap*" She cried, and ran home.
"Matsuo?"
"Yes Asuka?"
"You forgot one thing."
"What?"
"YOU FORGOT TO UNTIE ME!"
"I don't wanna."
"And why is that?"
"Because if you get out you'll try to hurt me."
"AND WHO SAID I WOULDN'T"