Ch. 12
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
"Did you do it?"
"No master, I'm sorry."
"You baka!"
"I'm sorry master; he just likes the other girl too much."
"Listen, I want you to go to his house tonight and seduce him."
"But master."
"NO BUTS! Do you want me take you back where I found you?"
"No master."
"Then it's settled. You will go to his house and tempt him. When he gives in kill him in his weakened state."
"But that means that I have to."
"Yes."
"Very well master."
"*insert evil laugh*"
"*insert exasperated look*"
"*insert smack on the head*"
*insert that night*
"Hey Matsuo." "Yes Asuka?"
"Did you really like that hussy Shampoo?"
"Well yes I did."
"Oh oka..."
"It all started one night when my father and I were training in China with some relatives."
"Okay Matsuo I really didn't ask for th."
"When I had finished one night My father and Shampoo's father were sitting down."
*insert flashback*
"Ya know Matsuo is a fine young man" said Trunks.
"And so is Shampoo, well uh except the man part. I really think they'd make a fine couple."
"I think so too. I really think Matsuo has become fond of Shampoo."
"I think Shampoo as well."
"It's settled then. Matsuo and Shampoo will be wed."
*insert next day in the flashback*
"Wo ai ni, Matsu. We're gonna get married. I'm so happy." Shampoo said while hugging me.
*uninsert flashback*
"So that's how it happened."
"Okay Matsuo-chan I'm going to bed. I really wish your parents would let us sleep in the same room. We could have a lot of fun staying up all night and "talking"." [*insert nosebleed*]
"Okay then see ya tomorrow." [And Asuka started her long trip to the other side of the house to her bedroom.]
*swish*
"Hmm what was that. I know I heard a sound."
"Oh Matsu."
"Oh hi Shampoo so you finally decided to stay at my hou." [*insert nosebleed*]
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
"Oh Matsu, I seem to have forgotten my clothes."
"Did you do it?"
"No master, I'm sorry."
"You baka!"
"I'm sorry master; he just likes the other girl too much."
"Listen, I want you to go to his house tonight and seduce him."
"But master."
"NO BUTS! Do you want me take you back where I found you?"
"No master."
"Then it's settled. You will go to his house and tempt him. When he gives in kill him in his weakened state."
"But that means that I have to."
"Yes."
"Very well master."
"*insert evil laugh*"
"*insert exasperated look*"
"*insert smack on the head*"
*insert that night*
"Hey Matsuo." "Yes Asuka?"
"Did you really like that hussy Shampoo?"
"Well yes I did."
"Oh oka..."
"It all started one night when my father and I were training in China with some relatives."
"Okay Matsuo I really didn't ask for th."
"When I had finished one night My father and Shampoo's father were sitting down."
*insert flashback*
"Ya know Matsuo is a fine young man" said Trunks.
"And so is Shampoo, well uh except the man part. I really think they'd make a fine couple."
"I think so too. I really think Matsuo has become fond of Shampoo."
"I think Shampoo as well."
"It's settled then. Matsuo and Shampoo will be wed."
*insert next day in the flashback*
"Wo ai ni, Matsu. We're gonna get married. I'm so happy." Shampoo said while hugging me.
*uninsert flashback*
"So that's how it happened."
"Okay Matsuo-chan I'm going to bed. I really wish your parents would let us sleep in the same room. We could have a lot of fun staying up all night and "talking"." [*insert nosebleed*]
"Okay then see ya tomorrow." [And Asuka started her long trip to the other side of the house to her bedroom.]
*swish*
"Hmm what was that. I know I heard a sound."
"Oh Matsu."
"Oh hi Shampoo so you finally decided to stay at my hou." [*insert nosebleed*]
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
"Oh Matsu, I seem to have forgotten my clothes."