Ch.13
The Last Temptation of Matsuo Briefs
"Shhh, Shampoo wh, what are you doing here, and put some damn clothes on!"
"Oh Matsu I've been waiting so long to sleep with you."
"Listen Shampoo I like Asuka now, you can't persuade me with you luscious body topped off with humongous." What the hell am I thinking! Matsuo you love Asuka now. Shampoo is just trying for some meaningless, carnal relationship again. But then again she is right there and Asuka is all the way across the house she wouldn't hear us screaming would she? Oh what the hell am I saying! Okay, just tell Shampoo that it was a nice offer but no thanks. *zzzzip*
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" I yelled while attempting to put the plane back in the hanger.
"I was just trying to make you happy Matsu."
"By sucking on my. Okay that is it Shampoo. If you won't leave then I'll force you to leave."
"But Matsu."
"No buts. Now I think I have some clothes that you can wear in my closet." [I then turned around and headed for my extra clothes. Bad idea."
"I have you now!" Shampoo yelled while lunging for me hand outstretched. [I caught it.]
"You were aiming to kill me weren't you! You're working for him again aren't you. I knew it! He's always had it out for me. Even since we were kids. Well that's it." [I held my hand right in the middle of her chest at a 90 degree angle. All fingers pressed together.]
"You'll go back to him bloody and battered and you tell him that his spies won't work anymore. Tricked me once shame on him, tricked me twice, SHAME ON ME! BING BANG ATTACK!" [I fired my ki blast square in her chest sending her flying across town. Asuka heard the explosion.]
"Oh Matsuo-chan are you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine but." [I had realized something. In all the excitement I had forgot to um, how shall I say this. Put little junior to bed?]
"Oh okay I see now," Asuka said while looking in my crotchial area," I'll just leave you to your business then. See you in the morning." And she walked away.
"No Asuka I. Oh the hell with it. I wonder if it's really him. I thought he had left a long time ago. Could he still be mad about that?"
"Shhh, Shampoo wh, what are you doing here, and put some damn clothes on!"
"Oh Matsu I've been waiting so long to sleep with you."
"Listen Shampoo I like Asuka now, you can't persuade me with you luscious body topped off with humongous." What the hell am I thinking! Matsuo you love Asuka now. Shampoo is just trying for some meaningless, carnal relationship again. But then again she is right there and Asuka is all the way across the house she wouldn't hear us screaming would she? Oh what the hell am I saying! Okay, just tell Shampoo that it was a nice offer but no thanks. *zzzzip*
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!" I yelled while attempting to put the plane back in the hanger.
"I was just trying to make you happy Matsu."
"By sucking on my. Okay that is it Shampoo. If you won't leave then I'll force you to leave."
"But Matsu."
"No buts. Now I think I have some clothes that you can wear in my closet." [I then turned around and headed for my extra clothes. Bad idea."
"I have you now!" Shampoo yelled while lunging for me hand outstretched. [I caught it.]
"You were aiming to kill me weren't you! You're working for him again aren't you. I knew it! He's always had it out for me. Even since we were kids. Well that's it." [I held my hand right in the middle of her chest at a 90 degree angle. All fingers pressed together.]
"You'll go back to him bloody and battered and you tell him that his spies won't work anymore. Tricked me once shame on him, tricked me twice, SHAME ON ME! BING BANG ATTACK!" [I fired my ki blast square in her chest sending her flying across town. Asuka heard the explosion.]
"Oh Matsuo-chan are you alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine but." [I had realized something. In all the excitement I had forgot to um, how shall I say this. Put little junior to bed?]
"Oh okay I see now," Asuka said while looking in my crotchial area," I'll just leave you to your business then. See you in the morning." And she walked away.
"No Asuka I. Oh the hell with it. I wonder if it's really him. I thought he had left a long time ago. Could he still be mad about that?"