Ron sat up, his hair full of the morning's dewdrops. Last night was
still somewhat of a mystery to him; all he could really remember was going
for a few drinks with Harry, and then a thick black fog clouded his head.
He looked around at his surroundings; small green hills, some metal pole
sticking out of the ground and an odd looking house in the distance. He
groaned and lay back down, how much had he drunk last night? Two? Twelve?
Twenty? That was one resolution out of the window. He lay basking in the
soft glow of the sun for a while, before noticing something different about
it, something very disturbing. Then it hit him. There was a huge baby lying
in the centre of the sun, giggling, and waving charmingly at him. \
"What the bobba?" He muttered. He sat up again, something was terribly
wrong, and it was either to do with him, or this strange new location in
which he had been situated. He squinted at the odd-looking house; people
were coming out of it. Where they people? They had strange skin
discolorations, one of them was bright red, and another was green. Maybe
they were muggles in costume, or maybe it was what the death eaters had
chosen as a great cover up.
As Ron sat there on the hill, the three weird being waddled up to greet
him. As Ron got a better view of them, he became nervous these were not
people.they were.. they were.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" Ron screamed, legging it as fast as he could in the
other direction.
As Ron ran, he looked behind him and.THUMP!!.He banged into something very
fat and very purple.
"Mr. Weasley, watch were you are going." He snapped.
Ron looked very surprised at what the Teletubbie had just said to him.
"Professor Snape?"
"That's Laa Laa to you."
"Guh.?"
