The Adept of Weyard
I'm gonna get killed for this.
Random authors: GAH! What did you do that for?
Dragon Empress (DE): you took ages! And I'm in this fic! And what as?
Me: mine, and Jenna's assistant!
DE: o . . . k
Anyway, before anyone kills me . . .
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The Adept of Weyard
Chapter 2
Picard: I have an announcement!
Me: Picard! You're not in this chapter!
Picard: I know, but Lady Layana told me to tell you she broke her leg and won't be coming!
Me: AHHHH! NO LADY LAYANA?!? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOO?
DE: well, we COULD use Dora . . .
Me: you're a genius! Cleaner!
Dora: I don't want to be a cleaner
Me: you're not a cleaner anymore, you're upgraded to Dorothy's aunt!
Dora: well, it's better than a cleaner
Me: good, on with the story!
(Sheba rushes on)
Sheba: ha ha! Silly Mia didn't get the part!
Mia: (from offstage) well, I get to be Glinda!
Sheba: I don't care . . . la . . . Where's gust?
Me: you Idiot! Karst has got her!
DE: Gr.! (Sends out toto)
Sheba: there you are you little shit
Me + DE: hey! No swearing! This is a G! And I want to keep it that way!
Sheba: . . . fine, There you are you little. . . Poo
DE: be nice to toto, he's your dog!
Sheba: . . . fine . . . oh, toto my sweet, are you ok?
Gust: yes, I'm fine.
Sheba: anyway . . . Oh, Gust! Are you ok? I'll get you away from evil Karst, oh. . . . Gust!
(Offstage)
DE: she is actually quite good, as an actress I mean.
Me: I know, that's why I chose her!
(Onstage)
Sheba: Dora! Dora!
Dora: what? I'm busy, go away
Sheba: _.) I am meditating, go away
Sheba: Hammet?
Hammet: yes, I am the pigpen guy
Sheba: ok . . .
(Gets up on pigpen and walks along the top)
Hammet: so whats the matter?
Sheba: Karst was trying to kill gu-gu-gust!
(Falls in pigpen)
Sheba: eeh! The pigs are getting my dress dirty!
Hammet: (laughing) Sucker!
Sheba: T-T
Me: Help Sheba out!
Hammet: aww . . .
(helps Sheba)
Sheba: finally! Eww! My clothes . . .
Hammet: I was having fun!
Me: Sheba, don't even THINK about it
DE: Hit team, take Hammet away!
Hammet: you'll never take me alive!
Hit team: (knock him out) we'll take you unconscious then (take him off)
Sheba: Ha! Now about my dress . . .
DE: don't even say it, you're not changing until the next chapter!
Me: (whispering) but she has to look nice singing!
DE: oh, fine (snaps fingers)
Sheba: (wearing a purple velvet dress) hey, I look nice in this! I thought you said . . .
Me: ahem . . .
Sheba: SING! WHAT!
DE: go on.
Sheba: gulp . . . here it goes!
Somewhere, over the ocean
Lies Lemuria
Where Picard used to live
But he doesn't anymore
And Evil Conservato banished Picard to never come again
Again
So Picard sailed away but people thought 'e was a pirate and
Threw
Him
In jail
Somewhere of the coast of Gondowan
Is Isaac and co.
The tried to stop evil from lighting the lighthouses
But it isn't evil anymore
And at the top of Venus lighthouse Saturos and Menardi
Fought them
Fought them
Then they fused into a Fusion Dragon and then fell down
The lighthouse
Beacon!
Jenna DE and me: (crying) you're such a good singer!
Jenna: again!
Sheba: oh . . . fine
(A/N this is actually written by one of my best friend, Jessica)
Somewhere, over the ocean
Far away
There's some land I will get to
I don't know when but someday
Someday I'll get away from Karst
And leave far back in the past
Forever
Forever
I don't know when that day will be-
Someday I'll get across the sea
But I-don't-know-where!
Somewhere over the ocean
There's a far of place
I will get there sometime
Despite the dangers I'll face . . .
Gust: if you face any danger's, you're life's boring
Everyone else: (applauding and whistling)
Sheba: thank you, thank you
* * * *
Well?
Ok now you HAVE to review, even if you can't be bothered, write good, or bad I'd like a big one though ^ . ^ Tell me which song you liked better! Sheba: obviously Jessica's
I'm gonna get killed for this.
Random authors: GAH! What did you do that for?
Dragon Empress (DE): you took ages! And I'm in this fic! And what as?
Me: mine, and Jenna's assistant!
DE: o . . . k
Anyway, before anyone kills me . . .
* * *
The Adept of Weyard
Chapter 2
Picard: I have an announcement!
Me: Picard! You're not in this chapter!
Picard: I know, but Lady Layana told me to tell you she broke her leg and won't be coming!
Me: AHHHH! NO LADY LAYANA?!? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DOOO?
DE: well, we COULD use Dora . . .
Me: you're a genius! Cleaner!
Dora: I don't want to be a cleaner
Me: you're not a cleaner anymore, you're upgraded to Dorothy's aunt!
Dora: well, it's better than a cleaner
Me: good, on with the story!
(Sheba rushes on)
Sheba: ha ha! Silly Mia didn't get the part!
Mia: (from offstage) well, I get to be Glinda!
Sheba: I don't care . . . la . . . Where's gust?
Me: you Idiot! Karst has got her!
DE: Gr.! (Sends out toto)
Sheba: there you are you little shit
Me + DE: hey! No swearing! This is a G! And I want to keep it that way!
Sheba: . . . fine, There you are you little. . . Poo
DE: be nice to toto, he's your dog!
Sheba: . . . fine . . . oh, toto my sweet, are you ok?
Gust: yes, I'm fine.
Sheba: anyway . . . Oh, Gust! Are you ok? I'll get you away from evil Karst, oh. . . . Gust!
(Offstage)
DE: she is actually quite good, as an actress I mean.
Me: I know, that's why I chose her!
(Onstage)
Sheba: Dora! Dora!
Dora: what? I'm busy, go away
Sheba: _.) I am meditating, go away
Sheba: Hammet?
Hammet: yes, I am the pigpen guy
Sheba: ok . . .
(Gets up on pigpen and walks along the top)
Hammet: so whats the matter?
Sheba: Karst was trying to kill gu-gu-gust!
(Falls in pigpen)
Sheba: eeh! The pigs are getting my dress dirty!
Hammet: (laughing) Sucker!
Sheba: T-T
Me: Help Sheba out!
Hammet: aww . . .
(helps Sheba)
Sheba: finally! Eww! My clothes . . .
Hammet: I was having fun!
Me: Sheba, don't even THINK about it
DE: Hit team, take Hammet away!
Hammet: you'll never take me alive!
Hit team: (knock him out) we'll take you unconscious then (take him off)
Sheba: Ha! Now about my dress . . .
DE: don't even say it, you're not changing until the next chapter!
Me: (whispering) but she has to look nice singing!
DE: oh, fine (snaps fingers)
Sheba: (wearing a purple velvet dress) hey, I look nice in this! I thought you said . . .
Me: ahem . . .
Sheba: SING! WHAT!
DE: go on.
Sheba: gulp . . . here it goes!
Somewhere, over the ocean
Lies Lemuria
Where Picard used to live
But he doesn't anymore
And Evil Conservato banished Picard to never come again
Again
So Picard sailed away but people thought 'e was a pirate and
Threw
Him
In jail
Somewhere of the coast of Gondowan
Is Isaac and co.
The tried to stop evil from lighting the lighthouses
But it isn't evil anymore
And at the top of Venus lighthouse Saturos and Menardi
Fought them
Fought them
Then they fused into a Fusion Dragon and then fell down
The lighthouse
Beacon!
Jenna DE and me: (crying) you're such a good singer!
Jenna: again!
Sheba: oh . . . fine
(A/N this is actually written by one of my best friend, Jessica)
Somewhere, over the ocean
Far away
There's some land I will get to
I don't know when but someday
Someday I'll get away from Karst
And leave far back in the past
Forever
Forever
I don't know when that day will be-
Someday I'll get across the sea
But I-don't-know-where!
Somewhere over the ocean
There's a far of place
I will get there sometime
Despite the dangers I'll face . . .
Gust: if you face any danger's, you're life's boring
Everyone else: (applauding and whistling)
Sheba: thank you, thank you
* * * *
Well?
Ok now you HAVE to review, even if you can't be bothered, write good, or bad I'd like a big one though ^ . ^ Tell me which song you liked better! Sheba: obviously Jessica's