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Alrightie peoples, I gotta say this so one of the slayers peoples don't happen to see this story and sue me. I own NONE of the CHARACTERS (you know, the peoples that ARE in Slayers) and I don't say I own them either. They belong to their rightful owner(s) who off the top of my head I don't know right now and I don't feel like reading my Slayers VHS box or multitask. BTW, it would be nice if you could you know, review my story, but I dun wan't any... I think their called Flames. ...I'll admit it, I'm a Newb at this stuff. ^_^ I hope I get better tho.

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*Dun, dun da da, Dun, du, da da...* Lina was walking down the wedding isle. Finally she was going to tie the knot with the dummie Gourry. But it didn't matter to her how stupid he was, she just loved him and vice versa. She finally made it to the little step and took Gourry's arm. They stood there, looking perfect. Lina actually in something without a cape and Gourry without his sword. It all became a blur, the priest started talking and the only thing she heard was "Blah Blah Blah Blah" until finally....

"Lina," the Priest said, "Do you take Gourry to be your husband, and blah blah blah blah blah (this is all she heard)."

"Of course! What the heck to you think I came here for?" She yelled at the priest. She grinned, seeing how much of a stupid idiot she made of herself.

"Ok, whatever..." the priest said turning to Gourry, "And Gourry do you, blah blah blah blah..."

"Umm... Uhh... Yes?" Gourry said, apparently he was really really confused.

"Ok, well if the're arn't any objections...." The priest was cut off as Naga with her mexican jumping boobs ran through the door screaming "I OBJECT!!!!"

She tripped and fell flat on her face. Lina turned around the kicked her over.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING NAGA?!?!?!" She screamed.

Naga got up and dusted herself off.

"Well the scary looking guy of there infront of you guys said if there are any objections and stuff, I HAVE AN OBJECTION! OK?! Heh, sorry, lost my 'cool' there. Anyways, I do have an objection." Naga said flatly to Lina's face.

"Well lets hear it then." The priest said.

"I object, because... Well... Lina.... I LOVE YOU!" Naga yelled. She grabbed Lina before she could utter a word and kissed her.

Lina forcefully pushed herself away. Gourry came up to her. For once in his life he looked serious.

"Lina, if you love another woman... I cannot take it!" He ran out the door.

"N-NAGA!!!! YOU LITTLE!!!!! *BLEEP* *BLEEP* DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lina screamed at the top of her lungs.

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Lina woke up in a cold sweat.

"What a dream" she whispered to herself.

Gourry was sleeping right next to her.

"God," she thought, "If it were only real"

Lina loved Gourry, but she didn't think Gourry understood that she loved him. Amelia and Xellos were gone. She didn't know where they went. They were sitting right there by the fire talking to each other before Lina went to sleep.

"Well, atleast the both know that they are inlove. I wish this giant lump (a really really attractive lump) on a log could tell I was inlove with him. But no! I have to be the one who always gets shafted. Gourry will probably meet some prostitute who will take advantage of him and who knows." She said to herself in a whisper.

"Wait, he's not snoring, but he's breathing! GOURRY! YOU HEARD THAT DIDN'T YOU!" She screamed.

Gourry woke up grinning. For once, Lina thought he understood something other than food or swordplay.

"Yup" He replied to Lina's 'question'.

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Ok, this is the end of Chapter 1. I hope you liked it ^_^. Chapter 2 should be better. Well actually I shouldn't say "It should be better" Because it WILL be better. How about I give you the name of it. Yeah, it's called 'Confessions'. Heh, that's such a typical name, but I can't think of anything else. ^_^" Anyways, I'm leavin now. Auf Weidersehen!

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