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Naga was walking through some forest. Once again what she considered her magical navigation boobs (some guy gave her that idea) have failed her again. She was looking for that cheap-breasted Lina. Naga wanted to tell Lina this 'secret' she had been holding inside of her for so long, but before she could tell Lina, Lina left for good. But this time, Lina will not get away, and Lina will know this 'secret' that Naga has held for so long.

"Oh! This is retarded!" She said stopping right in her tracks. She turned around a started marching away, to the town that she just left. She wanted to visit back because the people were very nice to her. They gave her free drinks and food as long as she left that day. Maybe she could hire some tracker person to get Lina for her.

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"...So Gourry.... How do you uh.... How do you feel about me?" Lina asked blushing and batting her thumbs together. She was so embarassed, she could not look into Gourry's eyes.

Gourry put his hand on the side of Lina's face. She was so suprised as to how soft it was. He moved his hand down to her chin and lifted her head up so that she was looking at him.

"Lina, after meeting you the first time, after we fought the Black dragon together, I knew you were the woman for me. I have loved you ever since then, just I could never bring myself to tell you that. and as for the prostitute part, the only prostitute in my life would be you. She said moving in for a kiss, their first kiss.

Lina was taking it all in, until the prostitute part. "What?!" She demanded, "Is that all I am to you? A Prostitute? A toy of men's pleasure?! WELL? ANSWER ME!"

Gourry was seriously confused. "But, isn't a prostitute a girl who gets paid for doing services for other people" he asked.

"Gee, you hit that one right on the button? You're not as dumb as I thought you were! ...Wait, what type of services are you talking about?" She said, changing her tone, because knowing Gourry, he probably got his words mixed up.

"Like you know, like people pay you to kill bandits and stuff." He said.

"Oh..... That's not a prostitute. A prostitute is a.... Never mind..... What your thinking of is a Bounty Hunter... kinda..... Just not a prostitute. Forget about the prostitute!" She said moving back into her original position.

"Uh, ok, whatever. I answered your question, now answer mine. How do you feel about me?" He said, going back into for this kiss.

"Whenever I think about you my heart skips a beat. I get all warm inside as if I am being relaxed at the very sight of you. And when you speak to me, I just melt. That voice of yours is enough to make any girl jump into your arms. All I know is that I want to be with you for eternity." She said, also moving in for this kiss, the kiss that will start it all.

"Well then, will you be mine? Forever?" He asked.

"Yes, I will, until the universe is no more." She said, just barely touching his warm soft lips.

They pressed their lips together. This kiss was like the kiss that only 2 people truely in love could do. The kiss that you know you will be together forever. The kiss that you would die for. Just then Zelgadis and Amelia poped out from a cluster of trees. They looked so.... Dirty, so sweaty. Amelia's hair was all messed up.

"OOooOO" What are you two doing?" Amelia demanded.

Lina jumped up in shock. Um, Uh, Um, Uh, We were... uhhh... We were.... Oh Hell! We were kissing! WE ARE IN LOVE?! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT AMELIA?!?!" Lina yelled, jumping up into Amelia's face. "It looks as though you and Zel were doing something out there."

"We fell down and rolled down a hill!" She cried.

"MMhmm. I don't know why you guys couldn't wait until we got to the next town. They seem to have a really nice Hotel." She said with a smirk while turning away.

Dawn was quickly approching and Lina knew they needed to get to the next town because she was hungry!

"Ok, lets get a move on peoples! We need to get to the next town by morning!" She said gathering up her things.

"Lina! You know, Some people have to rest!" Zel said with that 'tone' to his voice.

"Well it's not my fault you and Amelia wen't out alone." She said to Zel doing that upside down finger pendilum swing.

"Ms. Lina! I need to Sleep!" Amelia demanded.

Lina walked up to Amelia and whispered something into her ear. Amelia got a very large grin on her face...

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That's where I'm leavin off today peoples! It's late and I'm tired *yawn* Anyways. I'll get Chapter 3 up tomorrow. This time I'm not tellin you the name ^_^ Becauase in the words of Xellos "That's a Secret!" Tschus for now!

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