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Lina slumped down onto her large king-sized bed. This time instead of getting 4 rooms for each of them, there were only two. Her and Gourry were going to stay in one and Amelia and Zel were going to stay in the other. Lina was about to doze off (because she was still waiting for Gourry) when she heard the other 2 lovers in the other room.

"Oh god," she thought. "Couldn't they have rested up a little bit rather than start this right now?! I mean, it's only been like what, 2 hours?"

The door busted open and Gourry walked in.

"I am here my little one!" he sang to her. He really needed some practice singing because that just sucked.

"Took you long enough! Now get over here and show that you love me." Lina grinned.

"Alright!" Gourry said jumping onto the bed.

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Naga burst into the hotel's bar. People took one look at her and remembered who she was. Within a few seconds, the place was empty except for the bartender who had his ears plugged.

"Ah Hahahahaha," She laughed, "The people here love me so much they left the whole place empty! Everyone in this town loves me."

Naga sat down and picked up a menu.

"Bartender!" She called. He came over to her table and took one plug out of his ear. "I want this, this, that, oh and a pint of your good stuff! And hurry too! I beauty like me has places to go and people to see, er, well meet."

"Yeah, whatever." The bartender replied.

She sat there. Waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Finally after about an hour the bartender brought everything. He set it down quickly and sprinted out the door.

"Ah hahahahaha, WHAHAHAHAHA! Is my beauty too much for you to handle?" She took a sip of the beer, "You bet it is.... Hey, this tastes funny! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOOZE?!?!" Naga screamed before she passed out onto the floor.

Xellos walked into the bar.

"Quite strange" he said as he walked around the over turned chairs. He spotted Naga snoring happily on the floor.

"Well well, what do we have here? A big chested woman? Hmm" Xellos said to himself. He grinned and said, "How about a little mean joke my pretty? Yes? Alright!"

"Gods, grant me the power to turn this ugly thing into a man!" He called to the ceiling (since he was inside).

Bright lights flashed and swirled around Naga. Within a few seconds she was turned into a man. The clothes didn't change, so she happened to be a man in that skimpy leather outfit. Xellos laughed at the sight of her.

"Mwahaha, lets see how you work with this one." he said sitting down in her chair.

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Dawn came about and Lina woke up.

"God," she thought "Gourry, I never thought someone could be so inlove."

She got up and got dressed. She despretly needed to get take a bath. She wen't down stairs hoping to get something to eat when she saw Xellos sitting there, snoozing in his chair.

"What the hell do you think your doing here?!" She screamed.

Xellos jumped up and tripped over Naga. He fell over and konked his head on a chair.

"Who is that on the floor?! He looks familiar. That outfit.... THAT'S NAGA'S OUTFIT YOU PERVERT!" She screamed and kicked the man wearing Naga's skimpy leather outfit. Naga woke up.

"W-where am I?" She / he asked in a deep voice. "What? What's with my voice?!"

Naga took one look at herself and screamed.

"Um, sir are you alright?" Lina asked.

"Lina! It's me, Naga! I'm a Man! A MAN! CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM A MAN?!?!?!?!" Naga demanded.

"Uh, right. Do you need to go to a hospital? ...Wait a minute. Xellos, the trick player... On the floor... Next to you.... Oh god!"

Lina picked Xellos up and shook him as hard as she could. He woke up.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!" She demended.

Xellos smiled, "Turned that ugly thing into a man, something that 'it' was supposed to be."

Naga stomped over to Xellos and slapped him across the face.

"YOU LITTLE $&#*@! WHY?!?!" She screamed.

Xellos only smiled and said, "That's a secret!"

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Bwahahaha! I did it again. Something mean. God I love being mean, but I donno why I did it to Naga. I love her ^_^. Well actually I don't love her love her. There's only a part of her that I love and it would be better if those were on Lina. If that was the case I'd marry Lina instead! Anyways, here's what's planned for chapter 4 (yes there's gonna be a 4th chapter) More people are gonna confess their love, people are gonna run away, and someone is going to die. Actually no... No one is going to die. Just gotta keep you on your toes!!!!

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