~I do not own Harry Potter or any of the other characters. Those belong to
JK Rowling. If you are offended by stupid fanfics, do not read this. Do
not take this seriously. It's pretty much a joke~
"You are not who you think you are Harry. I think you are old enough now to know the truth." Said Albus Dumbledore.
Harry twitched. Dumbledore continued.
"This isn't easy for me to say. All of this; the castle, the teachers, everything we've ever told you, it doesn't exist. Nothing exists. The muggle world is what you might call a puppet show. Living creatures from other galaxies have been watching the human civilization for centuries. It is the biggest business in the universe. However, we made a mistake with you. Somehow, you developed free will and the power to destroy all we have worked for. "
"Er . . . if this is true, why did you send Voldemort after me? Why did you create this world?"
"Your expiry date is not for 64 years, Harry. The only way we can get rid of you is to send someone to murder you, and we've tried, countless times. You've managed to escape every time. We have decided that until your time is up, you are indestructible. There is only one thing we can do Harry. Do you know what that is?" Dumbledore peered into Harry's green eyes.
"Er. . . "
"We've decided to give you a chance. To become one of us. Powerful and Immortal. Mighty. Our species is Didlidili, and we originated from the planet Edmonton. We are inviting you to join us and help exploit the human race. Think of the Dursleys, think of how they've treated you. You can help us."
"Think of how they treated me? At least they told me the truth! I WAS HAPPY AND NOW YOU TELL ME MY FRIENDS AREN'T REAL? You are a liar! How can I trust you?"
"Who else do you have to trust? You have a choice: tomorrow you can either become a Didlidili, or take the train home with no memory of this world."
Harry sat and pondered the information. "Why do you want me?" He asked.
"Because you have a power we've never seen before in any other creature in the universe."
Harry very still. Finally he spoke. "Was any of this real? Anything?"
"You were real, Harry. The only real human."
"Fine, I will help you." Said Harry determinedly. "It can't be worse than my life will be."
"You are not who you think you are Harry. I think you are old enough now to know the truth." Said Albus Dumbledore.
Harry twitched. Dumbledore continued.
"This isn't easy for me to say. All of this; the castle, the teachers, everything we've ever told you, it doesn't exist. Nothing exists. The muggle world is what you might call a puppet show. Living creatures from other galaxies have been watching the human civilization for centuries. It is the biggest business in the universe. However, we made a mistake with you. Somehow, you developed free will and the power to destroy all we have worked for. "
"Er . . . if this is true, why did you send Voldemort after me? Why did you create this world?"
"Your expiry date is not for 64 years, Harry. The only way we can get rid of you is to send someone to murder you, and we've tried, countless times. You've managed to escape every time. We have decided that until your time is up, you are indestructible. There is only one thing we can do Harry. Do you know what that is?" Dumbledore peered into Harry's green eyes.
"Er. . . "
"We've decided to give you a chance. To become one of us. Powerful and Immortal. Mighty. Our species is Didlidili, and we originated from the planet Edmonton. We are inviting you to join us and help exploit the human race. Think of the Dursleys, think of how they've treated you. You can help us."
"Think of how they treated me? At least they told me the truth! I WAS HAPPY AND NOW YOU TELL ME MY FRIENDS AREN'T REAL? You are a liar! How can I trust you?"
"Who else do you have to trust? You have a choice: tomorrow you can either become a Didlidili, or take the train home with no memory of this world."
Harry sat and pondered the information. "Why do you want me?" He asked.
"Because you have a power we've never seen before in any other creature in the universe."
Harry very still. Finally he spoke. "Was any of this real? Anything?"
"You were real, Harry. The only real human."
"Fine, I will help you." Said Harry determinedly. "It can't be worse than my life will be."