Cappy's Quest
By: Lava-chan
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Disclaimer: I don't own ! INVISIBLE INK! ^^
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I GOT A FLAME! ::dances around:: Why am I happy? Because I get to torture the flamer! ::keeps dancing:: I think they wanted to piss me off.. but they did the exact opposite! It was some creep who didn't like Hamtaro and had no life so they decided to flame Hamtaro fics. Well, all the more fun for us insane authoresses! And since there is no actual part of the STORY in this chapter, I'm giving out hints to what happens in the story. So, first I'm going to post the evil review!
From: Raidahatta2003()
Lemme start off by saying that that was the worst thing I think I've ever read in my whole ENTIRE LIFE!! (Well, exept for Ember's stuff) But anyway... You still SUCK!! I mean, Hamtaro? What the hell?! "*Beep!* 'I'm having a heartattack from reading a terrible story!!' 'Don't worry, Mr. Perkins, we're summoning your doctor and a good author; help is on the way!'" Please excuse me while I barf up my lunch. BLAGH! Sorry. But I just had to. Anyway. You R A NERD! And for the record, I don't like Hamtaro... I just came here to flame geeks like you. This is very entertaining, actually. But I did read you story... I THOUGHT IT SUCKED ASS!! No, sorry... I KNOW it sucked ass! Geeze. NERDY PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU! Whatever. G2G away from this horrendous story. You suck; fuck you; have a nice weekend. Raidahatta RULZ*woof dawgg!*
Now, for the rant!
Cram Host: Now this round is called the rant! We've given you a topic to rant on, which today is 'Raidahatta2003 the stupid bitch slut flamer.' You must stay on topic, and if you stutter, say um, uh, you will here this sound! ::buzzer sounds:: Are you ready?
Travis and Me: YES! ^^ First of all, LEARN TO SPELL! 'heart attack' is two WORDS, smart one! ['Smart one' stolen from Travis. ^^] And I don't see YOU writing any stories of your OWN! And this is not my idea of constructive criticism! All this tells me is that I suck, I'm a nerd, and to have a nice weekend!!! And FYI, nerds are people who flame stories because they have nothing better to do except spend all their time with their fat ass in front of the computer! So, that means you! And there is nothing wrong with Hamtaro. I know several guys and girls who like Hamtaro. And I am not obsessed with it, like some people. I just think it's cute and I like to write fanfics about it! But my current OBSESSION IS AMERICAN IDOL! IT RULES!!!! ::coughs:: Off topic. Except has a 'C' in it, SMART ONE! Where did you go to school, Wal Mart? [Again, stolen from Travis. ^^] And I DO write fanfics about other things just under a different pen name! Which I am not going to post here because Mr. Creative [Actually, I don't know if you're a girl or a boy, but do you think I give a fuck? Either way, you're still a bitch. XD] might find my other fics and creatively flame them! As in:
Hi, I hate you, you suck. I hate Hamtaro, but I'm going to review your fics anyway, nerd. You suck. I suck. I am stupid. But you already know that!
XD! So please, nice reviewers! Review with what we should do to him/her/it. (I'm going with it. XD)
So, now for the hints!
*Cappy won't be paired with anyone
*It will be Stan/Pashmina, my favorite pairing
*It will be Maxwell/Sandy
*It MIGHT be Hamtaro/Bijou, but it also might be Dexter/Bijou, in honor of Haily Comet.
*In later chapters, there will be another enemy (besides the clones)
*There'll be a sequel! ::does a Satoshi pose::
Anyways, the next [real] chapter will be up soon! Thank you all, including Raidahatta2003, it has been very entertaining. See y'all next chapter!
By: Lava-chan
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Disclaimer: I don't own ! INVISIBLE INK! ^^
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I GOT A FLAME! ::dances around:: Why am I happy? Because I get to torture the flamer! ::keeps dancing:: I think they wanted to piss me off.. but they did the exact opposite! It was some creep who didn't like Hamtaro and had no life so they decided to flame Hamtaro fics. Well, all the more fun for us insane authoresses! And since there is no actual part of the STORY in this chapter, I'm giving out hints to what happens in the story. So, first I'm going to post the evil review!
From: Raidahatta2003()
Lemme start off by saying that that was the worst thing I think I've ever read in my whole ENTIRE LIFE!! (Well, exept for Ember's stuff) But anyway... You still SUCK!! I mean, Hamtaro? What the hell?! "*Beep!* 'I'm having a heartattack from reading a terrible story!!' 'Don't worry, Mr. Perkins, we're summoning your doctor and a good author; help is on the way!'" Please excuse me while I barf up my lunch. BLAGH! Sorry. But I just had to. Anyway. You R A NERD! And for the record, I don't like Hamtaro... I just came here to flame geeks like you. This is very entertaining, actually. But I did read you story... I THOUGHT IT SUCKED ASS!! No, sorry... I KNOW it sucked ass! Geeze. NERDY PEOPLE, ALL OF YOU! Whatever. G2G away from this horrendous story. You suck; fuck you; have a nice weekend. Raidahatta RULZ*woof dawgg!*
Now, for the rant!
Cram Host: Now this round is called the rant! We've given you a topic to rant on, which today is 'Raidahatta2003 the stupid bitch slut flamer.' You must stay on topic, and if you stutter, say um, uh, you will here this sound! ::buzzer sounds:: Are you ready?
Travis and Me: YES! ^^ First of all, LEARN TO SPELL! 'heart attack' is two WORDS, smart one! ['Smart one' stolen from Travis. ^^] And I don't see YOU writing any stories of your OWN! And this is not my idea of constructive criticism! All this tells me is that I suck, I'm a nerd, and to have a nice weekend!!! And FYI, nerds are people who flame stories because they have nothing better to do except spend all their time with their fat ass in front of the computer! So, that means you! And there is nothing wrong with Hamtaro. I know several guys and girls who like Hamtaro. And I am not obsessed with it, like some people. I just think it's cute and I like to write fanfics about it! But my current OBSESSION IS AMERICAN IDOL! IT RULES!!!! ::coughs:: Off topic. Except has a 'C' in it, SMART ONE! Where did you go to school, Wal Mart? [Again, stolen from Travis. ^^] And I DO write fanfics about other things just under a different pen name! Which I am not going to post here because Mr. Creative [Actually, I don't know if you're a girl or a boy, but do you think I give a fuck? Either way, you're still a bitch. XD] might find my other fics and creatively flame them! As in:
Hi, I hate you, you suck. I hate Hamtaro, but I'm going to review your fics anyway, nerd. You suck. I suck. I am stupid. But you already know that!
XD! So please, nice reviewers! Review with what we should do to him/her/it. (I'm going with it. XD)
So, now for the hints!
*Cappy won't be paired with anyone
*It will be Stan/Pashmina, my favorite pairing
*It will be Maxwell/Sandy
*It MIGHT be Hamtaro/Bijou, but it also might be Dexter/Bijou, in honor of Haily Comet.
*In later chapters, there will be another enemy (besides the clones)
*There'll be a sequel! ::does a Satoshi pose::
Anyways, the next [real] chapter will be up soon! Thank you all, including Raidahatta2003, it has been very entertaining. See y'all next chapter!