The Princess Diaries. Around the world with friends and without.
\\\You know, what doesn't belong to me.\\\
2 July, lobby 9:00
Well, here I sit, waiting for my Grandmere to arrive. She says she has to talk to me. About what, I wonder? Maybe she wants to tell me how to say "Thank you" in Chinese? Will it ever occur to her that expressing my personal opinion about world's pollution is much more important than that? Most likely not. Whatever.
Still 2 July, bathroom 10:00
I will… I don't know what I will do to my Grandmere!!! You can't just walk into the room and spoil all the summer holidays, can you?
That's exactly that she has done. This is how it went:
Grandmere came into the room (with a limousine standing outside of course)
Her: Hello, Amelia.
Me: Hello, Grandmere.
Her: Aren't you going to kiss your Grandmere?
I hate when she says that. But I did it. Who would dare not to?
Her again: Amelia, I think, you know that I am going on world tour this summer (of course I did, I was looking up for that moment the whole year) But considering your last Princess lessons, which you have skipped, I am taking you too.
Me: I' m sorry, what have you just said?!
Her: Amelia! Has something happened to you hearing or your brains are too tired after exams? Amelia…Amelia! Where are you going?
I could not stand anymore. So, I ran here. I am trying to calm down, but I just can't understand how she can do this to me. This is unfair. I am supposed to have fun with my friends and my boyfriend during my summer holidays. And what do I get instead? Two months of watching tattooed eyebrows of my Grandmere without Lily and Michael to cheer me up!
They say everything has advantages and disadvantages. I see only cons.
The list of disadvantages in this Princess thing
By Mia Thermopolis
1. No privacy
2. Have to talk on TV
3. Can't join Greenpeace
4. Have to take Princess lessons
5. CAN'T SPEND HOLIDAYS WITH LILY AND MICHAEL
Thanks, Grandmere, thanks a whole lot.