A/N 'Kay, here we go again! I don't own this! But hey the ones who do are pure geniuses! Ummmm... sorry about the mix up with chapters! I was really tried last night and ws not paying attention....sorry!

The cell was brightly lit. It was a lot cleaner then they had expected to find on this colony. There wasn't supposed to be anyone here. That was why they were sent to investigate. Strange radio signals had been picked up being emitted from the colony, so here they were.

Heero surveyed the other occupants of the cell. Wufei was meditating in a corner. He knew they were worried about Quatre. He was worried to, but he knew Quatre could take care of himself. He also knew these guys had captured four Gundam pilots in one night. They were a well organized group to say the least. One surprise attack and they were scattered throughout the colony. They had been hunted down one by one until they were all here, all except Quatre. Une had thought it best not to involve him, completely ignoring Heeros protest to that. 'Now he isn't suspecting anything and we're stuck here until we can escape.'

Once again surveying the room they were in he saw nothing they could use to get out of there. The walls were bear, no furniture adorned the entire spacious area. The door was locked tighter then a cat cage, and only had a small window. His thoughts were interrupted by footsteps outside their door. All four of them rose to their feet warily. The door opened swiftly revealing Quatre, arm twisted behind his back at an odd angle. He was pushed into the room roughly, tripping on a loose tile he flew forward. Heero instinctively reached out and caught him. Pulling Quatre to him he glared at the soldier as he laughed at them while shutting the door.

" Quatre?" Heero straightened Quatre on his feet and met his concerned gaze with one of his own.

" I'm alright Heero." He stated while rubbing his sore arm. The man had nearly broken it while straining it behind his back.

" Ah, man. I realized to late what was happening to get you a message." Duo placed a hand on Quatres shoulder.

" That's alright Duo, I should have been more careful."

" Your hurt." Quatre felt Trowas hand brush the cut on his left cheek under his eye, it was bleeding again. " Sit down I'll clean it up." He led Quatre to the wall were they both sat down. Wufei took the med kit off of his belt and opened it up. They se to work bandaging his cut together. Heero and Duo sat next to them.

" So man hows life?" Duo broke the silence cheerfully.

" Just fine Duo." Quatre couldn't help but laugh.

" Yeah, till now right." Duo rested his head on one hand and smiled at his companions.

" This is no time to be funny Maxwell." Wufei scowled at Duo while holding Quatres head in place while Trowa applied antiseptic.

" Lighten up Wufei, ya gotta enjoy your life!"

" Whatever Maxwell."

"What happened Heero?" Quatre wriggled free from Wufeis grip and Trowas antiseptic armed hands and crawled toward Heero. Wufei gabbed his waist and hauled him back then pinned him to the ground while Trowa quickly went back to work. " Ouff." Quatre gave up the struggle and submitted to them.

" We were ambushed in the city then separated. They used tranquilizer darts to bring us down then brought us here."

" Yeah, and here we are. They haven't even visited us yet." Duo said with his best pout. Wufei just shook his head.

" All done." Trowa announced leaning back. Wufei got off of his seat on Quatres chest and let him sit up.

" (1)Uff Da, we have to find out what they want."

" Well then I guess we just wait then." Duo leaned back against the wall next to Trowa and closed his eyes.

" We should have a plan to escape once they come." Heero interrupted Duos not so sound sleep. One eye popped open, then another and Duo leaned forward.

" Alright, whatcha got?"

" I think we should be prepared for anything, but we need to know what they want before we make a move." Quatres reasoning resulted in nods from all of them.

" Then its back to sleep for me." Duo proceeded to lean back and fall asleep. Heero smiled at the boy as he smiled in his sleep. Settling down next to Quatre the remaining four that were awake talked into the night.

The guard surveyed the sight in front of him. The five pilots were arranged against one wall to the side of the room. 02 was leaning with his head against the shoulder of 03 who had his head on the other boys. 04 was curled into a ball facing the wall with 05 using him as a pillow. 01 was stretched on the floor using 03s' feet as a head rest. All were fast asleep. ' Jeez, I wish I had a camera.' Walking over to the soundly sleeping group he stood over them a second almost not wanting to disturb this quite moment when they all seemed so relaxed. Almost.

" Hey! Wake kids time to go to school!" He nudged Duos legs with a foot.

" GowayImnotreadytogetup." Was all he got.

" I said get up!" He nudged again harder.

" IsaidImnotreadytogetupsogoaway." The guard cocked his head and looked curiously at the kid at his feet. Was he awake or not?

" Get up Duo." The Guard jumped as Heero rose to his feet shaking Trowa awake as well. He looked curiously at Quatre and Wufei before waking them too. Trowa was attempting to pull Duo to his feet and not having much luck seeing as how Duo had fallen back asleep. Heero stepped over Duos feet and pulled him up by his shirt front and stood him on his feet. Wufei got to his feet and looked down as Quatre let out a yawn and stretched on the floor now on his back. Shaking his head he reached down a hand to help pull him to his feet.

Once they were assembled before him and suddenly fully awake the guard motioned them to follow. They strode down the hallway a guard appearing at each of their shoulders. Quatre committed each and every detail to memory as they passed down each hall. Soldiers passed on every side shooting the pilots looks as they moved past. Upon reaching a large door they entered an office. Behind a large desk sat what they took to be their gracious host.

" Welcome boys to our humble home."

A/N

There wasn't supposed to be this much humor but oh well I couldn't help myself it was to much fun! Don't own these sayings either! Just love 'um!

(1)Uff Da: trying to dance the polka to rock and roll music

Losing your wad of gum in the chicken yard

Spending two hours cleaning up my room and my mom says uff da!

` Wandering downtown then wondering what you wanted.

Looking in the mirror and realizing your not getting better your getting older.

Trying to pour two buckets of manure into one bucket

( believe me!)

Having a mouse crawl up your leg while on a hay load.

Eating hot soup when you have a running nose.

Getting out of bed in the morning with a backache.

Getting swished in the face with a cows wet tale.

Waking yourself up in church with your own snoring.

Forgetting your mother in laws first name.

When two steady girlfriends find out about each other.

Noticing non-Norwegians using lefse for a napkin.( e-mail if you want to know what it is! Or review!)

Eating a delicious sandwich then realizing the spread is cat food!(Nekos!!!! Neko food.....um... maybe not!)

Sneezing so hard your false teeth end up in the bread plate!(giggles!)

My own addition: Having your best friend sit on you while another one antiseptics your face.