Bath Time
Richie: This is my first X-men fic! The Brotherhood have decided it's time for Toad to take a
bath. Everyone except Toad that is!
*Toad sits on the couch watching Battle-Bots, while Lance, Fred, and Pietro sit in the kitchen*
Lance-We have to! Have you smelled Toad lately!?!
Pietro-well..... no...
Lance-Exactly. Now all we need is a plan to get him in the tub....
Toad-What you talkin about, yo?
Fred-Giving you a bath.
Lance-Blob, you twit!
Toad-Your gonna what!?!
Pietro-A raft! Yeah..were gonna give you a raft!
*Toad raises and eyebrow*
Pietro-Ehehe.... hey is that a Spider!? *points at a wall in the living room*
Toad-Sweet! Lunch! *He hops back into the living room*
Lance-Nice move... so.... how are we gonna do this?
Fred-We could put red food coloring in the water, and say it's Jell-O!
Lance-..... Fred.... that is the stupidest idea of ever heard.
Pietro-We could stick him in the washer like last month!
Lance-No. He got foam all over the floor, remember? Mystic was kinda upset about that.
Pietro-Right.... We could brib him!
Lance-With what!?! Chips!!! WE HAVE NO MONEY!
Pietro-Just a thought....
Fred-How about we see if we can get Jean to help...
Lance-And ask the X-Twits for help?! And besides, all you want is to see her because you like
her.
Fred-Just a suggestion....
Pietro-Wait.... I have an idea... *He pulls out a bottle of horse tantalizers*
Lance-Um... don't you think those things are a little dangerous?
Pietro-Naw! He'll be fine *He puts the pills in a glass of Pepsi* Toad! I made you a drink!
Toad-Hey thanks yo! By the way, I didn't find no spider! *He grabs the drink, and gulps it down*
*Pietro, Lance, and Fred smile to themselves*
*Fifteen minutes later*
Lance-Ok. Now we have to haul him into the tub. Oh man! He REEKS! And he's heavy to boot!
Hey Fred, lift him up.
*Fred holds his nose with one hand, and flings Toad over his shoulder with the other*
Pietro-Alright. Let's drop him in the tub. Bath time Toad!
*Toad wakes up*
Toad-BATH! *He wiggles out of Fred's arm, and jumps up on the lamp on the ceiling*
Lance-T-t-t-they were horse tranquilizers!
Pietro-Oh...I forgot that I switched the tranqs with... sugar pills....
*Lance slaps his forehead*
Lance-Great... now we have to get him in the bathtub while he's hyped up on sugar.
Toad-it's the boxing match of the century! The All Mighty Toad against the big scary Ninja
guys! And the Ninja guys go with a right hook, but toad dodges and give them a Mega Super
Tongue upper cut! It's a one-hit KO!
Lance-*Shakes his head* Now what?
Toad-But then the Ninjas steal the belt, and bust out a bunch of high-flying Karate moves! HY-
YA!!! But whats this!? Toad turns into...SUPER TOAD! *Jumps on table and does heroic pose*
Pietro-*Scratches head* Hmm... We could... no, it's to risky...
Lance-Nothing's to risky for THIS! *points to "Super Toad" Doing a back flip onto a chair and
breaking it*
Richie-Alright! Let those reviews flow! And then read the next chapter: To snatch a Toad, Or not
to snatch a toad!
Richie: This is my first X-men fic! The Brotherhood have decided it's time for Toad to take a
bath. Everyone except Toad that is!
*Toad sits on the couch watching Battle-Bots, while Lance, Fred, and Pietro sit in the kitchen*
Lance-We have to! Have you smelled Toad lately!?!
Pietro-well..... no...
Lance-Exactly. Now all we need is a plan to get him in the tub....
Toad-What you talkin about, yo?
Fred-Giving you a bath.
Lance-Blob, you twit!
Toad-Your gonna what!?!
Pietro-A raft! Yeah..were gonna give you a raft!
*Toad raises and eyebrow*
Pietro-Ehehe.... hey is that a Spider!? *points at a wall in the living room*
Toad-Sweet! Lunch! *He hops back into the living room*
Lance-Nice move... so.... how are we gonna do this?
Fred-We could put red food coloring in the water, and say it's Jell-O!
Lance-..... Fred.... that is the stupidest idea of ever heard.
Pietro-We could stick him in the washer like last month!
Lance-No. He got foam all over the floor, remember? Mystic was kinda upset about that.
Pietro-Right.... We could brib him!
Lance-With what!?! Chips!!! WE HAVE NO MONEY!
Pietro-Just a thought....
Fred-How about we see if we can get Jean to help...
Lance-And ask the X-Twits for help?! And besides, all you want is to see her because you like
her.
Fred-Just a suggestion....
Pietro-Wait.... I have an idea... *He pulls out a bottle of horse tantalizers*
Lance-Um... don't you think those things are a little dangerous?
Pietro-Naw! He'll be fine *He puts the pills in a glass of Pepsi* Toad! I made you a drink!
Toad-Hey thanks yo! By the way, I didn't find no spider! *He grabs the drink, and gulps it down*
*Pietro, Lance, and Fred smile to themselves*
*Fifteen minutes later*
Lance-Ok. Now we have to haul him into the tub. Oh man! He REEKS! And he's heavy to boot!
Hey Fred, lift him up.
*Fred holds his nose with one hand, and flings Toad over his shoulder with the other*
Pietro-Alright. Let's drop him in the tub. Bath time Toad!
*Toad wakes up*
Toad-BATH! *He wiggles out of Fred's arm, and jumps up on the lamp on the ceiling*
Lance-T-t-t-they were horse tranquilizers!
Pietro-Oh...I forgot that I switched the tranqs with... sugar pills....
*Lance slaps his forehead*
Lance-Great... now we have to get him in the bathtub while he's hyped up on sugar.
Toad-it's the boxing match of the century! The All Mighty Toad against the big scary Ninja
guys! And the Ninja guys go with a right hook, but toad dodges and give them a Mega Super
Tongue upper cut! It's a one-hit KO!
Lance-*Shakes his head* Now what?
Toad-But then the Ninjas steal the belt, and bust out a bunch of high-flying Karate moves! HY-
YA!!! But whats this!? Toad turns into...SUPER TOAD! *Jumps on table and does heroic pose*
Pietro-*Scratches head* Hmm... We could... no, it's to risky...
Lance-Nothing's to risky for THIS! *points to "Super Toad" Doing a back flip onto a chair and
breaking it*
Richie-Alright! Let those reviews flow! And then read the next chapter: To snatch a Toad, Or not
to snatch a toad!