Hey look! I've just gone back to read some old reviews since I have no
life and I found that people do want me to continue! Or did. well, 'twas a
while ago. But here it is! New chapter! *game show lights come on*
Hooray! And I found my muse-y!
Frodo: *tied to a chair* Need freedom!!!
Yes, chips ahoy are good cookies!
Disclaimer: Don't own LotR, don't own a plane, don't own McDonald's, don't own. well. anything. It's not mine!
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Frodo stopped as he saw an odd carriage type of thing moving with a horse and taking some people somewhere for some reason. "Sam," He started to say only to be knocked over suddenly. "I found you Mr. Frodo! Glory!" He looked around and saw Frodo was nowhere to be seen. "Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo where are you?! My promise! Oh I broke my promise!" Then he tripped over a large lump in the floor and ended up face to face with some nicely colored tiles. "These people sure can match colors well!"
Sam turned over to see that the lump he had fallen over was Frodo. "Mr. Frodo! I've found you again! 'Tis my lucky day!" He smiled and helped Frodo too his feet. "Now what were you doing down there?" Frodo swayed a bit but Sam was holding him up well enough. "All the pretty stars!" "Mr. Frodo, don't be silly! Stars are up in the sky, not on the floor."
Aragorn carried the two squirming Hobbits into a strange place with seats. "Now sit still and behave yourselves while I. oh walls!" He started to run for the walls only too bump into a familiar, yet pissed, Elf. "Do you know what it's like to be chased through the whole flippin' hallways with two dozen screaming mortals running after you? Huh? Do you?" Aragorn smirked and nodded a bit. "Fangirls, eh?" Legolas nodded then stopped suddenly. "What did you call them?" Aragorn clapped and jumped a bit. "My friend came back!"
Merry and Pippin were watching this with little interest from the table they were at. "Merry, I'm hungry." "Pippin, I'm hungrier." "Nuhuh! I am so much hungrier that it isn't funny!" Merry jumped out of his seat and started to say how wrong Pip was when he found that he had forgotten how far down the floor was and fell over. "See," he said a bit breathless as he pulled himself back into his chair. "I am obviously more hungry since I just was jumping around." "Are not!" Pippin screamed climbing onto the table. "Are too!" Merry was quick to follow Pip up and nearly knocked him off. "Not not not!" "Too too too!"
Gandalf, Boromir, and Gimli followed the Hobbit shouts to the place with a big sign on the wall saying 'Food Court' "I might have known." Gandalf sighed.
What did surprise them was the sight they saw inside the area: Aragorn was dancing around, Legolas looked as though they should take all weapons away from him, Merry and Pippin were standing on a table shouting at each other, and all the people in there were about as close to the opposite wall as can be. "No I can rhyme much better!" Pippin stamped his hair-covered foot on the table. "Well, I'm smarter!" "In your dreams!" "I can beat you anytime, anywhere, at anything!" Pippin paused a second then pulled out a lollipop that had obviously been in his pocket far too long. "I challenge you too a duel!" Merry couldn't find a glove so he pulled Pip's scarf and hit him in the face with it. "Choking! Can't breath!" "Challenge accepted!"
Merry pulled out a lolly much like Pippin's only less hairy. They held them up. "Go!" They match was on. Unfortunately, seeing as they were fighting with lollipops it wasn't very exciting - except for all the lollipop/fencing enthusiast of course. Merry had backed Pip into a corner and was about to make the final blow when he was picked up again.
"Oi! I was about to win!" "We have some food." Merry and Pippin dropped their lollipops and ran back to the table. "Food, food, food, food, fo. Eh, what's this stuff?" Aragorn smiled. "It's a Big Mac!" "A big who?" "It's a cow made into squashed meat product." He bit into his burger and continued talking. "Yummm! Cow meat!" Merry sniffed at his burger suspiciously then took a bit of the strange long golden things. "Umm! Tators! Pip, they've mutated the tators!" Pip had already eaten half of the Big Mac. "Oi, Merry this ain't half bad!"
Gandalf sighed as he watched the Hobbits, and Aragorn, then counted the group. Two were missing. "Hey, where are Frodo and Sam?" Boromir looked up suddenly. "I didn't do it!"
Frodo and Sam skipped down the halls merrily whistling a tune. It was unbelievable like the Small World song. Nope they didn't care that they had no idea where they were or where they others were. Then that odd horseless carriage-y type thing appeared again with its annoying beep. Frodo yelped and started running in the other direction. "Mr. Frodo!" Sam followed in suit, big surprise.
Soon they smelled what was obviously good food and made towards it. Frodo ran towards some random old fellow and started screaming in his ear. "It's out to get me! Never!!! Where's the food? I like mold. I mean gold! It really doesn't matter!" "Frodo shut up!" Frodo fell over backwards. "Oi, how do you know my name?" Then he looked up to the bearded face with a large hat on. "You look familiar. Have I seen you before, are you the tooth fairy?" Gandalf whacked Frodo's head with his staff and sighed. "You dolt! It's me Gandalf."
Sam looked around them as he stole some of Merry's deformed, golden tators. "Hey, where's Bill?"
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Next chapter: Sam finds out ab0ut Bill and *gasp* they finally reach the plane.
Frodo: *bounces around in chair* Help me help me!
Yes Frodo! They should review! *mutters* Cookie cookie cookie! Tune in next time, same online channel, same online place. *corny music plays*
Frodo: *tied to a chair* Need freedom!!!
Yes, chips ahoy are good cookies!
Disclaimer: Don't own LotR, don't own a plane, don't own McDonald's, don't own. well. anything. It's not mine!
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Frodo stopped as he saw an odd carriage type of thing moving with a horse and taking some people somewhere for some reason. "Sam," He started to say only to be knocked over suddenly. "I found you Mr. Frodo! Glory!" He looked around and saw Frodo was nowhere to be seen. "Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo where are you?! My promise! Oh I broke my promise!" Then he tripped over a large lump in the floor and ended up face to face with some nicely colored tiles. "These people sure can match colors well!"
Sam turned over to see that the lump he had fallen over was Frodo. "Mr. Frodo! I've found you again! 'Tis my lucky day!" He smiled and helped Frodo too his feet. "Now what were you doing down there?" Frodo swayed a bit but Sam was holding him up well enough. "All the pretty stars!" "Mr. Frodo, don't be silly! Stars are up in the sky, not on the floor."
Aragorn carried the two squirming Hobbits into a strange place with seats. "Now sit still and behave yourselves while I. oh walls!" He started to run for the walls only too bump into a familiar, yet pissed, Elf. "Do you know what it's like to be chased through the whole flippin' hallways with two dozen screaming mortals running after you? Huh? Do you?" Aragorn smirked and nodded a bit. "Fangirls, eh?" Legolas nodded then stopped suddenly. "What did you call them?" Aragorn clapped and jumped a bit. "My friend came back!"
Merry and Pippin were watching this with little interest from the table they were at. "Merry, I'm hungry." "Pippin, I'm hungrier." "Nuhuh! I am so much hungrier that it isn't funny!" Merry jumped out of his seat and started to say how wrong Pip was when he found that he had forgotten how far down the floor was and fell over. "See," he said a bit breathless as he pulled himself back into his chair. "I am obviously more hungry since I just was jumping around." "Are not!" Pippin screamed climbing onto the table. "Are too!" Merry was quick to follow Pip up and nearly knocked him off. "Not not not!" "Too too too!"
Gandalf, Boromir, and Gimli followed the Hobbit shouts to the place with a big sign on the wall saying 'Food Court' "I might have known." Gandalf sighed.
What did surprise them was the sight they saw inside the area: Aragorn was dancing around, Legolas looked as though they should take all weapons away from him, Merry and Pippin were standing on a table shouting at each other, and all the people in there were about as close to the opposite wall as can be. "No I can rhyme much better!" Pippin stamped his hair-covered foot on the table. "Well, I'm smarter!" "In your dreams!" "I can beat you anytime, anywhere, at anything!" Pippin paused a second then pulled out a lollipop that had obviously been in his pocket far too long. "I challenge you too a duel!" Merry couldn't find a glove so he pulled Pip's scarf and hit him in the face with it. "Choking! Can't breath!" "Challenge accepted!"
Merry pulled out a lolly much like Pippin's only less hairy. They held them up. "Go!" They match was on. Unfortunately, seeing as they were fighting with lollipops it wasn't very exciting - except for all the lollipop/fencing enthusiast of course. Merry had backed Pip into a corner and was about to make the final blow when he was picked up again.
"Oi! I was about to win!" "We have some food." Merry and Pippin dropped their lollipops and ran back to the table. "Food, food, food, food, fo. Eh, what's this stuff?" Aragorn smiled. "It's a Big Mac!" "A big who?" "It's a cow made into squashed meat product." He bit into his burger and continued talking. "Yummm! Cow meat!" Merry sniffed at his burger suspiciously then took a bit of the strange long golden things. "Umm! Tators! Pip, they've mutated the tators!" Pip had already eaten half of the Big Mac. "Oi, Merry this ain't half bad!"
Gandalf sighed as he watched the Hobbits, and Aragorn, then counted the group. Two were missing. "Hey, where are Frodo and Sam?" Boromir looked up suddenly. "I didn't do it!"
Frodo and Sam skipped down the halls merrily whistling a tune. It was unbelievable like the Small World song. Nope they didn't care that they had no idea where they were or where they others were. Then that odd horseless carriage-y type thing appeared again with its annoying beep. Frodo yelped and started running in the other direction. "Mr. Frodo!" Sam followed in suit, big surprise.
Soon they smelled what was obviously good food and made towards it. Frodo ran towards some random old fellow and started screaming in his ear. "It's out to get me! Never!!! Where's the food? I like mold. I mean gold! It really doesn't matter!" "Frodo shut up!" Frodo fell over backwards. "Oi, how do you know my name?" Then he looked up to the bearded face with a large hat on. "You look familiar. Have I seen you before, are you the tooth fairy?" Gandalf whacked Frodo's head with his staff and sighed. "You dolt! It's me Gandalf."
Sam looked around them as he stole some of Merry's deformed, golden tators. "Hey, where's Bill?"
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Next chapter: Sam finds out ab0ut Bill and *gasp* they finally reach the plane.
Frodo: *bounces around in chair* Help me help me!
Yes Frodo! They should review! *mutters* Cookie cookie cookie! Tune in next time, same online channel, same online place. *corny music plays*