Oi, Frodo look at all these reviews!
Frodo: Whoop dee doo!
Haha! Me story is being read(and enjoyed!!!) as a bedtime story Frodo! LOOK LOOK!!!! *shakes Frodo* Aren't you so very happy.
Frodo: Oh yeah. So very, very happy. *rolls eyes*
*glares at Frodo* Well, anyways, in Hobbit practice I am offering this as a present to you guys for my birthday on the 28th. I'll be 14! ^_^
Disclaimer: Nope, still have no ownership. but I'm working on it.
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Gandalf looked to the clock on the wall suddenly. "Wow! We'd better get moving. No time to waste!" He jumped up and started off in the direction of their plane. "What about Bill? Where's my Bill?" Sam asked as he was rushed on towards the plane.
He was now running at Gandalf's heels pestering him with questions. "Where's Bill! I mean I'd notice where he was. He's not here I would see him! I want my Bill!" Gandalf sighed and stopped to stoop down to Sam's level. "I'm sorry Sam, I had to send him back." Sam gasped. "No! But me Bill, he needs me!" Aragorn pulled Sam forward. "You know, an airport is no place for a pony, even one so brave as Bill. He knows the way home, you have to come and protect Frodo from. walls. Walls are tricky things, can't trust them." Sam muttered something and nodded.
Gimli stopped suddenly wondering why he had no lines in the last chapter and was only really mentioned once. "What's wrong with that author? I'm the best." Boromir grabbed Gimli's head and pulled him on. "Author? What are you talking about? You've been hanging around Aragorn too much."
Aragorn sighed as he heard this. "You're just jealous that you don't have a little friend!" And he promptly ran into Gandalf as they found that they had made it too the gate. Frodo gazed out the window at a large silver Eagle type thing. "Wha's that?" Aragorn took up a scholarly stance. "An airplane. It flies using air currents." He continued on not noticing that everyone else had moved on. Legolas, now over his anger, now noticed something. "Hey, where is everyone?" "Ack, the time! The planes leaving!" Gandalf cried. "Mellow out man!" Aragorn said coming up behind them.
Legolas sighed and walked up to the person that was now closing the door. "We have to get onto this flight." "Well it is now leaving." "No, we HAVE to get on this. Right now." The woman tsked. "Fine! Just fine." Legolas nodded, proud of himself. "Come on, we got to get onto the plane."
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5 minutes later they were all on the plane and settling down as the plane moved for take-off. Merry and Pippin were having fun kicking the seat of the person in front of them, Boromir was trying to keep from killing Merry and Pippin for kicking his seat, Sam and Frodo were whining to the random person that was sitting at the window seat in their row, Legolas and Gimli were silently glaring at each other, Aragorn was talking to his 'friend', Gandalf was sleeping, and the author was wondering if anyone would notice the run-on sentence.
Then the aircraft started leaving the ground. Pip screamed. "The ground is falling!! Help! We're falling up!!" Aragorn, from his seat in the front of the plane yelled back to Pip. "No Pippin, we're flying! Like the birds! Hey, we're flying like me friend!" Gandalf was waken by Aragorn's screaming turned and slammed his head with his staff. "I'm trying to sleep and if you wake me up again I swear I'll turn you into a toad." Aragorn smiled. "The toad is a creature vital for everyone's survival you know. Why I remember an amusing antidote about a to." Gandalf was already asleep.
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A flight attendant pulled her cart down the narrow aisle of seats. She pulled out two small cups of peanuts and handed them to the two small Hobbits in the row. "What would you too like to drink?" Pippin looked at the lady. "I'll have an ale." Merry smiled. "I'll have a pint." Pip gasped. "They have pints? I'll be getting one too." Sam looked over his seat ignoring his master's one-way conversation with the girl next to them. "Not this again? I thought you learnt your lesson in Bree!"
Pip frowned. "What happened in Bree? Oh never mind that! I'd like a pint!" Finally the flight attendant broke into the Hobbit's argument. "I'm sorry but you are too young for any beer of sorts." Merry scowled. "Oi, I'll have you know that I am well past coming of age and Pip here's been allowed to have a nice ale since he was 22." The lady rushed past them to the next seat. "And don't take too long with our drinks!" Pip called to her. Sam sighed and sat back into his seat. "I don't think she's coming back Pippin."
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Frodo fidgeted and turned back to the person in the window seat. "I want to sit there! It's not fair! Not, not, not!!" Sam threw his pillow at the person, unfortunately his missed - hey, two feet is quite a long way to throw. "No you let Mr. Frodo sit there! He's going to save the world!" The person, whom we shall now call Mary, sighed and turned up the volume on her CD player.
Frodo spent the first half hour of the flight poking her. "What can you see now? How 'bout now? What 'bout now? Do you like cheese? Cheese is good! When I eat cheese I put mustard on it. That tastes good. Can you see any mustard out there? Mustard is yellow! Yellow is a nice color. You know it's all. yellowy." Yes, for a long period of time he rambled on in his conversation that led to nowhere. "I like reading, books are fun. They smell good. Do you like to read, I bet you do. I do it in front of the fire, it is warm there."
Mary had finally had enough. "FINE! Take the seat! It's not worth it!" She pushed past the Hobbits and ran to the nearest empty seat, which happened to be next to Merry and Pip.
Mary breathed a sigh of relief as she sat down in the aisle seat of the row in back of the one she had been in. Up in front of her she heard the annoying thing gasp. "Hey! She disappeared!" And could see the head of dark curls hop into the window seat.
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Merry and Pippin gazed at the person who was now sitting next to them. "Oi, who are you?" Pip asked. The person rolled her eyes. "I'm just here to get away from him." She gestured toward Frodo who was telling Sam what was out the window. Merry whispered to Pippin. "She didn't answer your question." "Exactly! You didn't answer the question? Got something to hide, eh?" "Oh god, I'm surround by freaks!" She sighed.
Pippin looked over to Merry who was now asleep. He bounced around in his. "I'm bored." He said turning to Mary, who had successfully stopped them from talking to her for a good 15 minutes. "We should play a game." "How 'bout no." "No I think we should. How about I spy. I wanna start!" He looked around for a second then smiled. "I spy with my little eye something gray." Mary sighed and tried to go to sleep but Pippin poked her. "Come on now, you have to guess!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "Guess, guess, guess!"
She had had enough. again. Taking her chance she ran to the flight attendant. "I would like to get off the flight." "I'm sorry but you can't get off till we land." "No, I want to get off now." The flight attendant started pushing her back to her seat. "Please let me get off! Please!"
Pippin sighed. "Some people just can't admit that they lost. Now, who am I going to play with?"
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And we have the fifth chapter up in less than a month. Who am I proud! Though. I think my muse is running out. *pokes Frodo* You gotta start working better my friend!
Frodo: It's not my fault that you can't write!
Well, I say it is. So there!
Frodo: Whoop dee doo!
Haha! Me story is being read(and enjoyed!!!) as a bedtime story Frodo! LOOK LOOK!!!! *shakes Frodo* Aren't you so very happy.
Frodo: Oh yeah. So very, very happy. *rolls eyes*
*glares at Frodo* Well, anyways, in Hobbit practice I am offering this as a present to you guys for my birthday on the 28th. I'll be 14! ^_^
Disclaimer: Nope, still have no ownership. but I'm working on it.
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Gandalf looked to the clock on the wall suddenly. "Wow! We'd better get moving. No time to waste!" He jumped up and started off in the direction of their plane. "What about Bill? Where's my Bill?" Sam asked as he was rushed on towards the plane.
He was now running at Gandalf's heels pestering him with questions. "Where's Bill! I mean I'd notice where he was. He's not here I would see him! I want my Bill!" Gandalf sighed and stopped to stoop down to Sam's level. "I'm sorry Sam, I had to send him back." Sam gasped. "No! But me Bill, he needs me!" Aragorn pulled Sam forward. "You know, an airport is no place for a pony, even one so brave as Bill. He knows the way home, you have to come and protect Frodo from. walls. Walls are tricky things, can't trust them." Sam muttered something and nodded.
Gimli stopped suddenly wondering why he had no lines in the last chapter and was only really mentioned once. "What's wrong with that author? I'm the best." Boromir grabbed Gimli's head and pulled him on. "Author? What are you talking about? You've been hanging around Aragorn too much."
Aragorn sighed as he heard this. "You're just jealous that you don't have a little friend!" And he promptly ran into Gandalf as they found that they had made it too the gate. Frodo gazed out the window at a large silver Eagle type thing. "Wha's that?" Aragorn took up a scholarly stance. "An airplane. It flies using air currents." He continued on not noticing that everyone else had moved on. Legolas, now over his anger, now noticed something. "Hey, where is everyone?" "Ack, the time! The planes leaving!" Gandalf cried. "Mellow out man!" Aragorn said coming up behind them.
Legolas sighed and walked up to the person that was now closing the door. "We have to get onto this flight." "Well it is now leaving." "No, we HAVE to get on this. Right now." The woman tsked. "Fine! Just fine." Legolas nodded, proud of himself. "Come on, we got to get onto the plane."
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5 minutes later they were all on the plane and settling down as the plane moved for take-off. Merry and Pippin were having fun kicking the seat of the person in front of them, Boromir was trying to keep from killing Merry and Pippin for kicking his seat, Sam and Frodo were whining to the random person that was sitting at the window seat in their row, Legolas and Gimli were silently glaring at each other, Aragorn was talking to his 'friend', Gandalf was sleeping, and the author was wondering if anyone would notice the run-on sentence.
Then the aircraft started leaving the ground. Pip screamed. "The ground is falling!! Help! We're falling up!!" Aragorn, from his seat in the front of the plane yelled back to Pip. "No Pippin, we're flying! Like the birds! Hey, we're flying like me friend!" Gandalf was waken by Aragorn's screaming turned and slammed his head with his staff. "I'm trying to sleep and if you wake me up again I swear I'll turn you into a toad." Aragorn smiled. "The toad is a creature vital for everyone's survival you know. Why I remember an amusing antidote about a to." Gandalf was already asleep.
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A flight attendant pulled her cart down the narrow aisle of seats. She pulled out two small cups of peanuts and handed them to the two small Hobbits in the row. "What would you too like to drink?" Pippin looked at the lady. "I'll have an ale." Merry smiled. "I'll have a pint." Pip gasped. "They have pints? I'll be getting one too." Sam looked over his seat ignoring his master's one-way conversation with the girl next to them. "Not this again? I thought you learnt your lesson in Bree!"
Pip frowned. "What happened in Bree? Oh never mind that! I'd like a pint!" Finally the flight attendant broke into the Hobbit's argument. "I'm sorry but you are too young for any beer of sorts." Merry scowled. "Oi, I'll have you know that I am well past coming of age and Pip here's been allowed to have a nice ale since he was 22." The lady rushed past them to the next seat. "And don't take too long with our drinks!" Pip called to her. Sam sighed and sat back into his seat. "I don't think she's coming back Pippin."
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Frodo fidgeted and turned back to the person in the window seat. "I want to sit there! It's not fair! Not, not, not!!" Sam threw his pillow at the person, unfortunately his missed - hey, two feet is quite a long way to throw. "No you let Mr. Frodo sit there! He's going to save the world!" The person, whom we shall now call Mary, sighed and turned up the volume on her CD player.
Frodo spent the first half hour of the flight poking her. "What can you see now? How 'bout now? What 'bout now? Do you like cheese? Cheese is good! When I eat cheese I put mustard on it. That tastes good. Can you see any mustard out there? Mustard is yellow! Yellow is a nice color. You know it's all. yellowy." Yes, for a long period of time he rambled on in his conversation that led to nowhere. "I like reading, books are fun. They smell good. Do you like to read, I bet you do. I do it in front of the fire, it is warm there."
Mary had finally had enough. "FINE! Take the seat! It's not worth it!" She pushed past the Hobbits and ran to the nearest empty seat, which happened to be next to Merry and Pip.
Mary breathed a sigh of relief as she sat down in the aisle seat of the row in back of the one she had been in. Up in front of her she heard the annoying thing gasp. "Hey! She disappeared!" And could see the head of dark curls hop into the window seat.
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Merry and Pippin gazed at the person who was now sitting next to them. "Oi, who are you?" Pip asked. The person rolled her eyes. "I'm just here to get away from him." She gestured toward Frodo who was telling Sam what was out the window. Merry whispered to Pippin. "She didn't answer your question." "Exactly! You didn't answer the question? Got something to hide, eh?" "Oh god, I'm surround by freaks!" She sighed.
Pippin looked over to Merry who was now asleep. He bounced around in his. "I'm bored." He said turning to Mary, who had successfully stopped them from talking to her for a good 15 minutes. "We should play a game." "How 'bout no." "No I think we should. How about I spy. I wanna start!" He looked around for a second then smiled. "I spy with my little eye something gray." Mary sighed and tried to go to sleep but Pippin poked her. "Come on now, you have to guess!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "Guess, guess, guess!"
She had had enough. again. Taking her chance she ran to the flight attendant. "I would like to get off the flight." "I'm sorry but you can't get off till we land." "No, I want to get off now." The flight attendant started pushing her back to her seat. "Please let me get off! Please!"
Pippin sighed. "Some people just can't admit that they lost. Now, who am I going to play with?"
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And we have the fifth chapter up in less than a month. Who am I proud! Though. I think my muse is running out. *pokes Frodo* You gotta start working better my friend!
Frodo: It's not my fault that you can't write!
Well, I say it is. So there!