INT. HEART ATTACK O' THE CITY HOTEL
Trinity is on the phone, pacing. The other end is answered by MACE WINDU.
MAN - Operator here, ol' chap!
TRINITY - Morpheus! The line was traced! I don't know how.
MORPHEUS - I know. They cut the jolly hardline. This line is not a viable exit. Chip chip cheerio!
TRINITY - Are there any Agents?
MORPHEUS - Yes my good man!
TRINITY - Goddamnit! I'm female! Don't make me tell you again!
MORPHEUS - I'll stop, yeah. You have to focus. There is a phone. Things You Fall Down and Really Big Puddle That Mosquitoes Breed In. You can make it.
She takes a deep breath, centering herself. She thinks, 'What did he say about mosquitoes?'
TRINITY - ALRIGHTY THEN!
She adds a familiar hint of Ace Ventura into her tone.
MORPHEUS Go. Go, now. Trinity, go. You must go. If you don't go now, you will never make it. So go...Now. Go Trinity. Trinity. Are you listening? I said go, Trin. Go on and go. Go dearest. Go go go.
He bursts into song.
MORPHEUS - Wake me up, before you GO GO!
TRINITY - I'M GOING, MORPHEUS! YES, I WILL GO...NOW! IF I DON'T GO NOW, I WILL NEVER MAKE IT, WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING!
She drops the phone.
INT. HALL OF DULL CARPET
She bursts out of the room as Agent John..Not that Agent John. The other Agent John. Yes, that one. The one that looks more like Conan O'Brien enters the hall, leading another unit of police. Trinity races to the opposite end (of what, you ask? we may never know), exiting through a broken window onto the fire escape...Of doom.
EXT. FIRE ESCAPE OF DOOM
In the alley below, Trinity sees Agent Smith staring at her intently. She can tell he's about to vision her in even tighter leather.
EXT. ROOF
On the roof, Trinity is running as Agent John rises over the parapet.., leading the cops in pursuit. Note to self: Get dictionary to look up words.
Trinity begins to jump from one roof to the next, her movements so clean, (cue Carwash song) gliding in and out of each jump, contrasted to the wild jumps of the cops.
Agent John, however, has the same grace, yet not as polished and buffed.
The roof falls away into a wide back alley thing. The next building is over 40 feet away but Trinity's face is perfectly clean, her washed, sparkling eyes staring at some point beyond the other roof, which is way to dirty for her leather suit.
COP - That's it, we got her now.
The cops slow, realizing they are about to see something clean as Trinity drives at the edge, launching herself into the air with a can of metal cleaner for the roof she's about to land on.
COP - That's it, we got her now.
The cops slow, realizing they are about to see something clean as Trinity drives at the edge, launching herself into the air with a can of metal cleaner for the roof she's about to land on.
From above, the ground seems to flow beneath her as she hangs in flight, then hits, somersaulting up, still running hard.
COP - Jesus Christ-- that's impossible!
PEE WEE - Nothing is impossible!
Everyone goes silent at that last statement.
They stare like lockjaw germs, as Agent John duplicates the move exactly, landing, rolling over a shoulder up onto one knee, which soon buckles, causing the actor to off the roof and into a flaming trashcan.
TRINITY - So much for that one.
It is a dizzying chase up and over the dark rooftops, until that mosquito climbs onto the roof with the bug zapper stuck to its back leg. It's dragging the zapper ever so weakly.
Ahead Trinity sees her only chance, 50 feet beyond the point where her path drops away into a pile of old deoderant sticks, there is--
Why do we cut off like that every time? Come on, folks. We don't know.
EXT. WINDOW THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE BROKEN...OR NOT
A window; a large clear piece of flat, melted sand. Also known as GLASS.
Trinity zeros in on it, running as hard as she can and-- WHAM! (We see Morpheus jogging across the streets below singing various WHAM! songs.)
Hurtles herself into the window, which is made of VERY VERY hard plastic! She falls, arms covering her head as the whole world seems to spin on its axis--
INT. BACK STAIRWELL
Carrie takes a break and finally transports Trinity somewhere other than the plastic window. She throws herself down a set of stairs.
And amazingly, she is still alive.
She wheels on the opening above, her gun instantly in her hand, loaded, clean, waiting for one of the Agent Johns, but is met by only a slight wind that hisses against her very very gelled-up hair. For example, when you wear windbreaker athletic pants and a bunch of wind blows on it...It kind of whistles. Same as Trinity's HAIR.
Trinity tries to move. Everything hurts from that nice smash against the window.
TRINITY - Go, Trinity. Go now, get up and go. Don't wake them before you go go. Come on and go. GO NOW!!!!
She stands and throws herself down the rest of the stairs, only to say the exact same line again.
EXT. STREET
Trinity emerges from the shadows of an alley and, at the end of the block, in a pool of white street light, she sees it--
The telephone booth, its clean glass nearly germ-free.
Obviously hurt, she runs down the block and ultra-throws herself into the telephone booth using bullet-time. Focusing in completely, her pace quickening, as the phone begins to ring. She picks it up, but a pizza delivery guy slams into the booth as well. Damned kids. Those managers oughtta tell 'em they need a license before being able to deliver pizzas. Suddenly, ANOTHER MAN FROM LAW AND ORDER STEPS OUT OF THE VEHICLE! HE'S the one that needs the license!
Trinity vanishes.
L&O's jaw sets as he grinds his molars in frustration. Agents John and Agent John.
AGENT JOHN - She got out.
LAW AND ORDER - It doesn't matter.
AGENT JOHN - WHAT?! WE WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE JUST FOR YOU TO SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER?! I'm quitting after this trilogy is done, because I can't quit now. Anywho, I like the bullet dodging part.
L&O has a constipated look on his face.
LAW AND ORDER - ...Yes.
AGENT JOHN 1 - We have the name of their
next target.
AGENT JOHN 2 - The name is Neo........Sporin. -girly giggle-
LAW AND ORDER - We'll need a search running.
AGENT JOHN - It's already finished. Trinity found him.
LAW AND ORDER - How unintelligent are you guys?
We are sucked towards the mouthpiece of the phone, closer and closer, until we cannot get sucked in anymore. This hurts.
Swallowed by darkness....Uh....
Trinity is on the phone, pacing. The other end is answered by MACE WINDU.
MAN - Operator here, ol' chap!
TRINITY - Morpheus! The line was traced! I don't know how.
MORPHEUS - I know. They cut the jolly hardline. This line is not a viable exit. Chip chip cheerio!
TRINITY - Are there any Agents?
MORPHEUS - Yes my good man!
TRINITY - Goddamnit! I'm female! Don't make me tell you again!
MORPHEUS - I'll stop, yeah. You have to focus. There is a phone. Things You Fall Down and Really Big Puddle That Mosquitoes Breed In. You can make it.
She takes a deep breath, centering herself. She thinks, 'What did he say about mosquitoes?'
TRINITY - ALRIGHTY THEN!
She adds a familiar hint of Ace Ventura into her tone.
MORPHEUS Go. Go, now. Trinity, go. You must go. If you don't go now, you will never make it. So go...Now. Go Trinity. Trinity. Are you listening? I said go, Trin. Go on and go. Go dearest. Go go go.
He bursts into song.
MORPHEUS - Wake me up, before you GO GO!
TRINITY - I'M GOING, MORPHEUS! YES, I WILL GO...NOW! IF I DON'T GO NOW, I WILL NEVER MAKE IT, WHICH IS WHY I'M GOING!
She drops the phone.
INT. HALL OF DULL CARPET
She bursts out of the room as Agent John..Not that Agent John. The other Agent John. Yes, that one. The one that looks more like Conan O'Brien enters the hall, leading another unit of police. Trinity races to the opposite end (of what, you ask? we may never know), exiting through a broken window onto the fire escape...Of doom.
EXT. FIRE ESCAPE OF DOOM
In the alley below, Trinity sees Agent Smith staring at her intently. She can tell he's about to vision her in even tighter leather.
EXT. ROOF
On the roof, Trinity is running as Agent John rises over the parapet.., leading the cops in pursuit. Note to self: Get dictionary to look up words.
Trinity begins to jump from one roof to the next, her movements so clean, (cue Carwash song) gliding in and out of each jump, contrasted to the wild jumps of the cops.
Agent John, however, has the same grace, yet not as polished and buffed.
The roof falls away into a wide back alley thing. The next building is over 40 feet away but Trinity's face is perfectly clean, her washed, sparkling eyes staring at some point beyond the other roof, which is way to dirty for her leather suit.
COP - That's it, we got her now.
The cops slow, realizing they are about to see something clean as Trinity drives at the edge, launching herself into the air with a can of metal cleaner for the roof she's about to land on.
COP - That's it, we got her now.
The cops slow, realizing they are about to see something clean as Trinity drives at the edge, launching herself into the air with a can of metal cleaner for the roof she's about to land on.
From above, the ground seems to flow beneath her as she hangs in flight, then hits, somersaulting up, still running hard.
COP - Jesus Christ-- that's impossible!
PEE WEE - Nothing is impossible!
Everyone goes silent at that last statement.
They stare like lockjaw germs, as Agent John duplicates the move exactly, landing, rolling over a shoulder up onto one knee, which soon buckles, causing the actor to off the roof and into a flaming trashcan.
TRINITY - So much for that one.
It is a dizzying chase up and over the dark rooftops, until that mosquito climbs onto the roof with the bug zapper stuck to its back leg. It's dragging the zapper ever so weakly.
Ahead Trinity sees her only chance, 50 feet beyond the point where her path drops away into a pile of old deoderant sticks, there is--
Why do we cut off like that every time? Come on, folks. We don't know.
EXT. WINDOW THAT WILL MOST LIKELY BE BROKEN...OR NOT
A window; a large clear piece of flat, melted sand. Also known as GLASS.
Trinity zeros in on it, running as hard as she can and-- WHAM! (We see Morpheus jogging across the streets below singing various WHAM! songs.)
Hurtles herself into the window, which is made of VERY VERY hard plastic! She falls, arms covering her head as the whole world seems to spin on its axis--
INT. BACK STAIRWELL
Carrie takes a break and finally transports Trinity somewhere other than the plastic window. She throws herself down a set of stairs.
And amazingly, she is still alive.
She wheels on the opening above, her gun instantly in her hand, loaded, clean, waiting for one of the Agent Johns, but is met by only a slight wind that hisses against her very very gelled-up hair. For example, when you wear windbreaker athletic pants and a bunch of wind blows on it...It kind of whistles. Same as Trinity's HAIR.
Trinity tries to move. Everything hurts from that nice smash against the window.
TRINITY - Go, Trinity. Go now, get up and go. Don't wake them before you go go. Come on and go. GO NOW!!!!
She stands and throws herself down the rest of the stairs, only to say the exact same line again.
EXT. STREET
Trinity emerges from the shadows of an alley and, at the end of the block, in a pool of white street light, she sees it--
The telephone booth, its clean glass nearly germ-free.
Obviously hurt, she runs down the block and ultra-throws herself into the telephone booth using bullet-time. Focusing in completely, her pace quickening, as the phone begins to ring. She picks it up, but a pizza delivery guy slams into the booth as well. Damned kids. Those managers oughtta tell 'em they need a license before being able to deliver pizzas. Suddenly, ANOTHER MAN FROM LAW AND ORDER STEPS OUT OF THE VEHICLE! HE'S the one that needs the license!
Trinity vanishes.
L&O's jaw sets as he grinds his molars in frustration. Agents John and Agent John.
AGENT JOHN - She got out.
LAW AND ORDER - It doesn't matter.
AGENT JOHN - WHAT?! WE WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE JUST FOR YOU TO SAY IT DOESN'T MATTER?! I'm quitting after this trilogy is done, because I can't quit now. Anywho, I like the bullet dodging part.
L&O has a constipated look on his face.
LAW AND ORDER - ...Yes.
AGENT JOHN 1 - We have the name of their
next target.
AGENT JOHN 2 - The name is Neo........Sporin. -girly giggle-
LAW AND ORDER - We'll need a search running.
AGENT JOHN - It's already finished. Trinity found him.
LAW AND ORDER - How unintelligent are you guys?
We are sucked towards the mouthpiece of the phone, closer and closer, until we cannot get sucked in anymore. This hurts.
Swallowed by darkness....Uh....