Hi!!! Glad to see you could join me this evening, or morning, or whatever. Review or I shall say NI to you!!! Wow, this is unexpectedly short.

Disclaimer – I don't own LotR or anything else I may use in this.

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(To the tune of 'Home, home on the Range'

Home, home in Mordor

Where the orcs and the Uruk-Hai play

Where everyone has

A discouraging word

And the skies are cloudy all day!

Oh, home, home in the Shire

Where the Hobbits sing and dance

Where always there is

Some mischief to get in

And everyone is cheerful

Home, home in Rivendell

Where the elves sit in peace

Where there is never a discouraging word

And the waters can turn into horses

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(To the tune of 'Take me out to the Ballgame')

Take me out of the Shire

Take me to Mordor

Get me a ring I can throw into Mount Doom

I probably will never get back

So just route, route, route for the Fellowship

If they fail we're all dead

'Cause it's throw, throw, throw the ring in at the Mountain of Fire

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So, does anybody like this? Should I do more? Also, does anyone here post at The White Council, if so can you guess who I am?