Ring Things: parody of Little Things by Good Charlotte
Mwhahaha! Another song parody has come to me in a dream.
Frodo: You did not get the idea in a dream dolt!
Shut up muse! Just 'cause you 'helped' me with the idea gives you no bragging rights!
Frodo: I think it does.
Nuhuh!
Frodo: I don't think what readers you have want to see you fight with you extrodinary muse throurout the whole thing.
You're right. *snaps and Frodo disappears and three of her friends appear with two guitars and one set of drums*
*beat starts*
Yeah, this parody is dedicated too every Hobbit who ever got picked last for the Fellowship This is for you Too ever Elf who ever got killed off where they never shoulda been This is for you Too everyone who ever got called a Ringbearer This is for you Here we, here we go
Like the time on Weathertop when we were eatin' tomatoes and the Nazguls beat us up (lost tomatoes)
And the Elves had horses and we walk alone(not again)
Like the time we made it to Moria and the Balrog laughed at us(You'll still die)
Like the time that wizard abandoned me 'cause I wasn't evil enough
Trick!
Things...things...here we go
The Ring things, Ring things It always hangs around
The Ring things, Ring things It tries to break me down
The Ring things, Ring things Why won't it just go away
The Ring things, Ring things Gonna destroy who I am today
You wanna kill me now
But I won't stop now, cause I can't stop now
Here we go
Like the time Denethor went and killed himself 'cause he was going mad(I just can't take it!)
Like the those horses we got that ran away, we had to walk to get around (Can I get a ride?)
And awhile before that on Amun He, Boromir protected the Hobbits(Don't worry 'bout me)
Not long after he was shot
We didn't see him no more
Dick!
Things... things.
The Ring things, Ring things It always hang around
The Ring things, Ring things It tries to break me down
The Ring things, Ring things Why won't it just go away
The Ring things, Ring things Gonna destroy who I am today
You wanna kill me now
But I won't stop now, cause I can't stop now
The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things
Here we go
It always seems those little Rings they take the biggest part of me... loose my mind
I'm loosin' my mind
Loosin' my mind
Mwhahaha! Another song parody has come to me in a dream.
Frodo: You did not get the idea in a dream dolt!
Shut up muse! Just 'cause you 'helped' me with the idea gives you no bragging rights!
Frodo: I think it does.
Nuhuh!
Frodo: I don't think what readers you have want to see you fight with you extrodinary muse throurout the whole thing.
You're right. *snaps and Frodo disappears and three of her friends appear with two guitars and one set of drums*
*beat starts*
Yeah, this parody is dedicated too every Hobbit who ever got picked last for the Fellowship This is for you Too ever Elf who ever got killed off where they never shoulda been This is for you Too everyone who ever got called a Ringbearer This is for you Here we, here we go
Like the time on Weathertop when we were eatin' tomatoes and the Nazguls beat us up (lost tomatoes)
And the Elves had horses and we walk alone(not again)
Like the time we made it to Moria and the Balrog laughed at us(You'll still die)
Like the time that wizard abandoned me 'cause I wasn't evil enough
Trick!
Things...things...here we go
The Ring things, Ring things It always hangs around
The Ring things, Ring things It tries to break me down
The Ring things, Ring things Why won't it just go away
The Ring things, Ring things Gonna destroy who I am today
You wanna kill me now
But I won't stop now, cause I can't stop now
Here we go
Like the time Denethor went and killed himself 'cause he was going mad(I just can't take it!)
Like the those horses we got that ran away, we had to walk to get around (Can I get a ride?)
And awhile before that on Amun He, Boromir protected the Hobbits(Don't worry 'bout me)
Not long after he was shot
We didn't see him no more
Dick!
Things... things.
The Ring things, Ring things It always hang around
The Ring things, Ring things It tries to break me down
The Ring things, Ring things Why won't it just go away
The Ring things, Ring things Gonna destroy who I am today
You wanna kill me now
But I won't stop now, cause I can't stop now
The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things The Ring things, Ring things
Here we go
It always seems those little Rings they take the biggest part of me... loose my mind
I'm loosin' my mind
Loosin' my mind