Okay, I know what you're thinking. This isn't a parody; it's the honest to
goodness song. And yes, yes it is. But I just couldn't resist having
Faramir and his men sing this. *snickers*
Disclaimer: Characters and song and movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, from whence song came are not mine, I just corrupt their good name.
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Faramir and his company stood before two frightened Hobbits. "Who are you?!" Cried the smaller of the two. The company laughed at this then Faramir strode forward. "Well, would not you think that in the situation you should put forth your names first. But since we be men of valor I suppose we shall tell first. I am Faramir and this is my company; we are the men in tights."
Frodo's eyebrows rose and he asked. "You're." Faramir, knowing the question shook his head. "No, not gay." One of the men in the company shouted, 'Have you ever worn tights? You have to be a true man to wear tights." They all burst out in a seemingly well-choreographed and lovely song, which they all knew the words to.
"We're men, we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men, We're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, That's right
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say, Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights"
Come of the men flipped back and started a chorus line.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.."
"We're men, Manly men, We're men in tights Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor That's right
We may look like pansies
But don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights Tight tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights
When you're in a fix, Just call for the men in tights
We're Butch!!"
The men finished and looked around. "Oi, we're the furry midgets go?" And somewhere naught but a few furlongs away were two very confused Hobbits. "What exactly was that about?"
Disclaimer: Characters and song and movie, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, from whence song came are not mine, I just corrupt their good name.
()()()()()
Faramir and his company stood before two frightened Hobbits. "Who are you?!" Cried the smaller of the two. The company laughed at this then Faramir strode forward. "Well, would not you think that in the situation you should put forth your names first. But since we be men of valor I suppose we shall tell first. I am Faramir and this is my company; we are the men in tights."
Frodo's eyebrows rose and he asked. "You're." Faramir, knowing the question shook his head. "No, not gay." One of the men in the company shouted, 'Have you ever worn tights? You have to be a true man to wear tights." They all burst out in a seemingly well-choreographed and lovely song, which they all knew the words to.
"We're men, we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men, We're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, That's right
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say, Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights"
Come of the men flipped back and started a chorus line.
"La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.."
"We're men, Manly men, We're men in tights Yes!
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor That's right
We may look like pansies
But don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights Tight tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights
When you're in a fix, Just call for the men in tights
We're Butch!!"
The men finished and looked around. "Oi, we're the furry midgets go?" And somewhere naught but a few furlongs away were two very confused Hobbits. "What exactly was that about?"