"I challenge you all to a Battle Royale," Nova said, turning on the GameCube. "Super Smash Bros. Melee."
"That's as good a way to kill each other as any," Metro-chan muttered, swiveling the computer chair around and running over. "Mewtwo is SO mine." She grabbed a controller, using her telekinesis to steal a bean bag chair from the house three doors down and get a Sierra Mist from the fridge.
"Not fair!" Shiden protested. "It's my turn to telekinetically steal furniture!"
"Does this mean I have to be Jigglypuff again?" Kuro shouted from the kitchen, throwing a bag of Fritos at Nova's head.
"I call Captain Falcon!" Shiden said, grabbing a controller.
"That's lame! You were Captain Falcon last time!" Nova told Shiden, ripping open the bag of Fritos Kuro had thrown at him.
"So? You can be Captain Falcon, too!"
"But then I'll forget which one's me!"
"Suck it up!"
"Hand over the Fritos, fiend!" Kuro shouted, tackling Nova to the ground.
"You threw 'em at me! They were fair game!"
"SHUT UP!" Metro-chan screamed, her eyes glowing blue. All the Mews were instantly silenced. "This time, no rearranging the pixels with your mind... Kuro," Metro-chan said, shooting the black Mew a dirty look. "And get off Nova so we can get this party started."
It was at about that point that the bean bag chair came smashing through the window. Metro-chan grinned, flopping back on it with her Sierra Mist.
"Fine, but I'm stealing the bean bag chairs next time," Kuro said poutily, snatching up a controller.
"But it's MY turn next!" Shiden whined.
"I'm Kirby!" Nova said.
"CHEAP!"
"Who cares if it's cheap?"
"Kuro, you should be Peach!"
"What is your PROBLEM?" Kuro shouted, looking disgusted.
"Everyone, shut up or I'll pick your characters for you!" Metro-chan shouted, but the Mews ignored her. She telekinetically selected all the characters, then moved on to the stage selection. She was the only one who knew which character she was.
((Game Sequence...))
Peach's Castle. Samus, Zelda, Peach, and Mewtwo stood ready to duke it out.
"WHAT?!" Kuro shouted. "I dunno who I am!"
"Probably Peach," Shiden said, laughing as he started trying (without success) to control Samus. Zelda ran off the edge of the screen and died. "Gee, whoever did that wasn't smart..."
Kuro decided he was probably Zelda and started trying to make her turn into Sheik as soon as she returned from the dead. Nothing happened. "STUPID CONTROLLER!" Kuro shouted. Mewtwo, meanwhile, snuck up behind Zelda and shoved a psychic blast in her face. Samus dropped a bomb on Mewtwo's head, rolling away before it detonated.
"Oh, my mad skills!" Shiden bragged, and kept pushing buttons. Zelda died again. Mewtwo and Samus went head-to-head, randomly punching and blasting the snot out of each other. Mewtwo teleported away, grabbed Peach and flung her off the edge. Zelda fell and died again.
"CURSE YOU FOR KNOWING WHO YOU ARE!" Kuro shouted, flinging himself at Metro-chan. He started trying to strangle her, while Peach died several times and Samus ran around blowing everyone up.
"Yeah!" Shiden said finally, slamming down the controller and joining in attacking Metro-chan.
"Uh, guys, the game's over," Nova said. "Samus won."
((...End game sequence.))
"Yep! I'm da masta!" Shiden gloated.
"Erm... Shiden... Samus was killing people while you were trying to strangle me to death," Metro-chan pointed out.
"Oh... really..." Shiden and Kuro backed off. "Well, who was who, then?"
"Nova was Samus, as I believe he's figured out. Shiden, you were Zelda, and Kuro, you were Peach," Metro-chan said calmly, sipping her Sierra Mist like nothing had happened.
"DIE!" Kuro screamed, attacking Metro-chan again.
"Kuro was Peach!" Shiden shouted, laughing hysterically. "I knew it!"
"SHUT UP!" Kuro flung himself at Shiden, tackling him to the ground before slapping Metro-chan and shifting back to attack Shiden again.
"You can't beat up everyone at once, y'know," Nova said.
"YES... I... CAN!" Kuro panted, and started trying to strangle Nova just to prove it. Nova, Metro-chan, and Shiden exchanged glances.
"One... two... THREE!" All three simultaneously blasted Kuro with psychic waves. "Now that's settled," Metro-chan said, tossing the now-unconscious Kuro over next to Rikka's limp form, "I think I'll fix the window."
"That's as good a way to kill each other as any," Metro-chan muttered, swiveling the computer chair around and running over. "Mewtwo is SO mine." She grabbed a controller, using her telekinesis to steal a bean bag chair from the house three doors down and get a Sierra Mist from the fridge.
"Not fair!" Shiden protested. "It's my turn to telekinetically steal furniture!"
"Does this mean I have to be Jigglypuff again?" Kuro shouted from the kitchen, throwing a bag of Fritos at Nova's head.
"I call Captain Falcon!" Shiden said, grabbing a controller.
"That's lame! You were Captain Falcon last time!" Nova told Shiden, ripping open the bag of Fritos Kuro had thrown at him.
"So? You can be Captain Falcon, too!"
"But then I'll forget which one's me!"
"Suck it up!"
"Hand over the Fritos, fiend!" Kuro shouted, tackling Nova to the ground.
"You threw 'em at me! They were fair game!"
"SHUT UP!" Metro-chan screamed, her eyes glowing blue. All the Mews were instantly silenced. "This time, no rearranging the pixels with your mind... Kuro," Metro-chan said, shooting the black Mew a dirty look. "And get off Nova so we can get this party started."
It was at about that point that the bean bag chair came smashing through the window. Metro-chan grinned, flopping back on it with her Sierra Mist.
"Fine, but I'm stealing the bean bag chairs next time," Kuro said poutily, snatching up a controller.
"But it's MY turn next!" Shiden whined.
"I'm Kirby!" Nova said.
"CHEAP!"
"Who cares if it's cheap?"
"Kuro, you should be Peach!"
"What is your PROBLEM?" Kuro shouted, looking disgusted.
"Everyone, shut up or I'll pick your characters for you!" Metro-chan shouted, but the Mews ignored her. She telekinetically selected all the characters, then moved on to the stage selection. She was the only one who knew which character she was.
((Game Sequence...))
Peach's Castle. Samus, Zelda, Peach, and Mewtwo stood ready to duke it out.
"WHAT?!" Kuro shouted. "I dunno who I am!"
"Probably Peach," Shiden said, laughing as he started trying (without success) to control Samus. Zelda ran off the edge of the screen and died. "Gee, whoever did that wasn't smart..."
Kuro decided he was probably Zelda and started trying to make her turn into Sheik as soon as she returned from the dead. Nothing happened. "STUPID CONTROLLER!" Kuro shouted. Mewtwo, meanwhile, snuck up behind Zelda and shoved a psychic blast in her face. Samus dropped a bomb on Mewtwo's head, rolling away before it detonated.
"Oh, my mad skills!" Shiden bragged, and kept pushing buttons. Zelda died again. Mewtwo and Samus went head-to-head, randomly punching and blasting the snot out of each other. Mewtwo teleported away, grabbed Peach and flung her off the edge. Zelda fell and died again.
"CURSE YOU FOR KNOWING WHO YOU ARE!" Kuro shouted, flinging himself at Metro-chan. He started trying to strangle her, while Peach died several times and Samus ran around blowing everyone up.
"Yeah!" Shiden said finally, slamming down the controller and joining in attacking Metro-chan.
"Uh, guys, the game's over," Nova said. "Samus won."
((...End game sequence.))
"Yep! I'm da masta!" Shiden gloated.
"Erm... Shiden... Samus was killing people while you were trying to strangle me to death," Metro-chan pointed out.
"Oh... really..." Shiden and Kuro backed off. "Well, who was who, then?"
"Nova was Samus, as I believe he's figured out. Shiden, you were Zelda, and Kuro, you were Peach," Metro-chan said calmly, sipping her Sierra Mist like nothing had happened.
"DIE!" Kuro screamed, attacking Metro-chan again.
"Kuro was Peach!" Shiden shouted, laughing hysterically. "I knew it!"
"SHUT UP!" Kuro flung himself at Shiden, tackling him to the ground before slapping Metro-chan and shifting back to attack Shiden again.
"You can't beat up everyone at once, y'know," Nova said.
"YES... I... CAN!" Kuro panted, and started trying to strangle Nova just to prove it. Nova, Metro-chan, and Shiden exchanged glances.
"One... two... THREE!" All three simultaneously blasted Kuro with psychic waves. "Now that's settled," Metro-chan said, tossing the now-unconscious Kuro over next to Rikka's limp form, "I think I'll fix the window."