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Day 2: March 18, 2003
10:00 am -
Got off to a rather slow start this morning. Phase 2 of My Plan To Take Over The World is now set in motion, though. I am happily cruzing the front streets on my way to the Quik-e-Mart. I can't help myself; I must laugh evilly, for My Plan To Take Over The World is hurling itself into action. (Laughing time!!)
12:00 pm -
It seems the third house down has a dog. As I was evil laughing, and traveling down the road to the QeM I must have awoken the stupid thing. It bounded over the short fence and started in a chase after me. I waddled as fast as I could, but (as I am a turtle, and impeccably slow) I got nowhere in a hurry. In my luck, the beast didn't seem to have too much of a brain (unlike my superior one) and he ran straight into my shell, sending me soaring a few yards, and then under a car. He tried to chase me, poor insane animal that it was, and ran smack into the vehicle. Giving me these, what is it now, two hours to get away? I chuckle at his stupidity. Oh dear, I feel of fit of evilly laughter launching itself on me, hold on please.
3:00 pm -
I have now evilly laughed for about 2 hours and I am finally pleased with my outbursts and believe they won't happen again. Almost four more houses and then I will be able to see the QeM over the hill in the road. Hold on, I believe there is something coming up behind me; it is tall, I can see the shadow. DAMN, it's a flippin' bird. They eat my kind when we're young. I'd best be careful and pretend I don't notice it. Humming should do the trick.
3:30 pm -
Attempted the humming idea. It failed horribly. The bird came close enough and started talking to me. It introduced itself as The Semi-Destructive Penguin. She is actually quite intellectual, which I find amusing. I have decided to let her tag along, for she can waddle faster than I. I have also granted her the privilege of carrying me when I am too weary to walk. She seemed a little perturbed at this but didn't say anything. We had a quick chat and began walking again. I explained to her My Plan To Take Over The World, which she decided was good, and would work. I also let her know that she was now sworn to secrecy if she liked it or not, and also that if she felt comfortable with it, she was now a part of My Plan. I have also begun My List Of People To DOOM And Wish Bad Things For. Here is the beginning:
My List Of People To DOOM And Wish Bad Things For:
Tallulah - The crazed female turtle of my long ago life
Roy - I don't know why I'm dooming the pitiful person, actually.
The Dunce Dog - Well, he did try to attack me, didn't he?
4:00 pm -
I now only have 3 houses for my friend The Semi-Destructive Penguin to carry me. I hope she feels as much privileged in this action as she is. I believe I will ask her if she has a nickname because her name (already mentioned) is almost too long for my poor Evil Turtle hand to write.
4:30 pm -
I have asked her if she would mind a nickname, to which she merely shook her head. So she suggested a few, sanity questioning things like Flower, or Rose. I shot these down with my own shake of head. Then, through a strike of my superior genius I came up with the perfect nickname.
4:35 pm -
It has just occurred to me that you may want to learn what this nickname was. So hear it is: Tea Has To Pee. Would you believe she didn't like this name at first? A name thought up just for her by me, of all evil things!! How insulting. I got over it quickly though and explained the reason for it quickly. It is almost an acronym of sorts. For if you take the first letter to each name she has you end up with TSDP. I had said this over quite a few times in my head, and then I accidentally said it really quickly out loud. So, you try and see what you get.
4:40 pm -
Well? Have you tried it yet? NO!! Well do it then!!!
4:50 pm -
That's better, now you see where it is I'm coming from, don't you. I believe she isn't very content with it though. I guess I will have to use my brain cells for her, AGAIN! Well I see that we have now passed house number 3 and have 2 more to go, until we see the QeM.
6:00 pm -
Boy the bird is quite testy. We have the QeM in our sights. I had mentioned around 5:55 if she would save both My Plan To Take Over The World, and us, some time and just fly to the damned place. Tea Has To Pee then became all huffy and was rather rude when she said, "I can't fly, just as much as you can't fly!" Well, HA, I showed her. She never saw me fly off the desk so many times. OR when the dog happened to get me started and I flew to the safety of the car.
8:30 pm -
Tea Has To Pee and I have finally reached the Quik-e-Mart. Phase 2 of My Plan To Take Over The World is completed. I now have to break out in song and dance to "Oh Happy Day!" So please excuse.
9:00 pm -
I was having a jolly good time dancing when I asked Tea Has To Pee if she'd like to dance, she then asked if I thought she looked fat to which I replied, 'no fatter then you did this morning,' and she waddled away and sat down and cried. I later went to her to ask if she was being mean to me because she didn't like her nickname, to which she replied, 'Sod off!' (Whatever the hell that may mean!) So I've decided to use my brain, once again in vain, for the bird. She really is quite nice but a bit of a nuisance sometimes.
9:05 pm -
Her new nickname is DHP, because the first letters of Tea Has To Pee are THTP. Using my superiority I thought up DHP by saying THTP very quickly in my head, and the really quickly and accidentally out loud, making it sound like DHP. I'm proud of myself (yet again) for thinking up this wonderful name.
9:30 pm -
DHP was wondering what Phase 3 would be. So I told her what Phase 3 was.
9:40 pm -
By the way, Phase 3 is: Find A Ride To Leave The Quik-e-Mart.
Day 2: March 18, 2003
10:00 am -
Got off to a rather slow start this morning. Phase 2 of My Plan To Take Over The World is now set in motion, though. I am happily cruzing the front streets on my way to the Quik-e-Mart. I can't help myself; I must laugh evilly, for My Plan To Take Over The World is hurling itself into action. (Laughing time!!)
12:00 pm -
It seems the third house down has a dog. As I was evil laughing, and traveling down the road to the QeM I must have awoken the stupid thing. It bounded over the short fence and started in a chase after me. I waddled as fast as I could, but (as I am a turtle, and impeccably slow) I got nowhere in a hurry. In my luck, the beast didn't seem to have too much of a brain (unlike my superior one) and he ran straight into my shell, sending me soaring a few yards, and then under a car. He tried to chase me, poor insane animal that it was, and ran smack into the vehicle. Giving me these, what is it now, two hours to get away? I chuckle at his stupidity. Oh dear, I feel of fit of evilly laughter launching itself on me, hold on please.
3:00 pm -
I have now evilly laughed for about 2 hours and I am finally pleased with my outbursts and believe they won't happen again. Almost four more houses and then I will be able to see the QeM over the hill in the road. Hold on, I believe there is something coming up behind me; it is tall, I can see the shadow. DAMN, it's a flippin' bird. They eat my kind when we're young. I'd best be careful and pretend I don't notice it. Humming should do the trick.
3:30 pm -
Attempted the humming idea. It failed horribly. The bird came close enough and started talking to me. It introduced itself as The Semi-Destructive Penguin. She is actually quite intellectual, which I find amusing. I have decided to let her tag along, for she can waddle faster than I. I have also granted her the privilege of carrying me when I am too weary to walk. She seemed a little perturbed at this but didn't say anything. We had a quick chat and began walking again. I explained to her My Plan To Take Over The World, which she decided was good, and would work. I also let her know that she was now sworn to secrecy if she liked it or not, and also that if she felt comfortable with it, she was now a part of My Plan. I have also begun My List Of People To DOOM And Wish Bad Things For. Here is the beginning:
My List Of People To DOOM And Wish Bad Things For:
Tallulah - The crazed female turtle of my long ago life
Roy - I don't know why I'm dooming the pitiful person, actually.
The Dunce Dog - Well, he did try to attack me, didn't he?
4:00 pm -
I now only have 3 houses for my friend The Semi-Destructive Penguin to carry me. I hope she feels as much privileged in this action as she is. I believe I will ask her if she has a nickname because her name (already mentioned) is almost too long for my poor Evil Turtle hand to write.
4:30 pm -
I have asked her if she would mind a nickname, to which she merely shook her head. So she suggested a few, sanity questioning things like Flower, or Rose. I shot these down with my own shake of head. Then, through a strike of my superior genius I came up with the perfect nickname.
4:35 pm -
It has just occurred to me that you may want to learn what this nickname was. So hear it is: Tea Has To Pee. Would you believe she didn't like this name at first? A name thought up just for her by me, of all evil things!! How insulting. I got over it quickly though and explained the reason for it quickly. It is almost an acronym of sorts. For if you take the first letter to each name she has you end up with TSDP. I had said this over quite a few times in my head, and then I accidentally said it really quickly out loud. So, you try and see what you get.
4:40 pm -
Well? Have you tried it yet? NO!! Well do it then!!!
4:50 pm -
That's better, now you see where it is I'm coming from, don't you. I believe she isn't very content with it though. I guess I will have to use my brain cells for her, AGAIN! Well I see that we have now passed house number 3 and have 2 more to go, until we see the QeM.
6:00 pm -
Boy the bird is quite testy. We have the QeM in our sights. I had mentioned around 5:55 if she would save both My Plan To Take Over The World, and us, some time and just fly to the damned place. Tea Has To Pee then became all huffy and was rather rude when she said, "I can't fly, just as much as you can't fly!" Well, HA, I showed her. She never saw me fly off the desk so many times. OR when the dog happened to get me started and I flew to the safety of the car.
8:30 pm -
Tea Has To Pee and I have finally reached the Quik-e-Mart. Phase 2 of My Plan To Take Over The World is completed. I now have to break out in song and dance to "Oh Happy Day!" So please excuse.
9:00 pm -
I was having a jolly good time dancing when I asked Tea Has To Pee if she'd like to dance, she then asked if I thought she looked fat to which I replied, 'no fatter then you did this morning,' and she waddled away and sat down and cried. I later went to her to ask if she was being mean to me because she didn't like her nickname, to which she replied, 'Sod off!' (Whatever the hell that may mean!) So I've decided to use my brain, once again in vain, for the bird. She really is quite nice but a bit of a nuisance sometimes.
9:05 pm -
Her new nickname is DHP, because the first letters of Tea Has To Pee are THTP. Using my superiority I thought up DHP by saying THTP very quickly in my head, and the really quickly and accidentally out loud, making it sound like DHP. I'm proud of myself (yet again) for thinking up this wonderful name.
9:30 pm -
DHP was wondering what Phase 3 would be. So I told her what Phase 3 was.
9:40 pm -
By the way, Phase 3 is: Find A Ride To Leave The Quik-e-Mart.