It's Raining Elves!

by Jaelawyn Noble

Parody of "It's Raining Men"

It's Raining Elves

by Jaelawyn Noble [ Jaelawyn@attbi.com ]

Disclaimer: Love 'em, dun own 'em
Warning: Insanity
Rating: G
Archive: ;
Feedback: Yes, please.
Notes: Just started singing this at lunch, so I decided to type it up!

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Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in the history of Middle-Earth
It's gonna start raining Elves.

It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Elves! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Elves! Every Race of Elf!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect Elf
It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Elves! Amen!
It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Elves! Ame---------nnnn!

I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect Elf
It's Raining Elves! Yeah!

Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining Elves.

It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Elves! Amen!
It's Raining Elves! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Elves!