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The girls walked into Good Eatin' as if it was their second home, kind of like how the New York newsies walked into Tibby's. After receiving several greetings from the other newsies that were also grabbing a bite to eat, the gang spotted Crunchy and Randy who waved them over.
"Sure took you'se guys long enough to get heah. What did ya already go to Boston or something?" laughed Crunchy.
"Sorry but dese guys held us up," Avery teased.
"Hey it wasn't us flirtin wit the guys at the apple stand!" said a defensive Mush
"Yea but it wasn't us flirtin wit all the girls walkin at the pahk!" joked Brains. Everybody laughed and sat down to eat.
"Don't worry, we'se already ohdered food foah youse." said Randy, "and here it is, just put it heah Pat," she said to the familiar waitress.
"Tell me again why we'se has to learn fuckin multiplication. I mean, you'se could just add it all up! And we newsies can do dat in our heads," Crunchy said as he quickly replaced his books with a rather large pile of food.
"Crunchy, multiplication is so easy! I could show you sometime. And what if you had to add thirty three-hundred times? Then what would you do?" asked Davey in shock because learning is, of course, the most important thing in an adolescent's life.
"I'll tell you'se what I'd do," answered Race before Crunchy could put his two-bits in, "I'd find me my very own walkn' mouth to do the math foah me!" after this everybody settled down to eat and laughed and joked like there was no tomorrow.
"Well, I bet Probs is expecting us by now. We better head ovah to Boston now," sighed Randy.
"Wait! I'se thought we'se was already in Boston!" cried Mush.
"No smarty, we'se is in Cambridge," answered Skills with a roll of her eyes.
"Hey, it was a good question!" countered Blink.
"We'se just say Boston 'cause it's a moah famous town, and Cambride is sorta paht of Boston. Boston is where Problem's turf is," replied Avery.
"Well, famous or not, Cambridge has the best damn food ever!" said Skills as she paid the check for everyone.
"Hey! We'se can pay foah our own food! Beside, you'se is goils so we should front foah you'se, not the other way around," said Jack.
The four girls fixed their eyes on Jack. "If you'se continue ta keep putting us down, we'se is gonna have to inflict some serious pain ta you'se boys," warned Brians.
"Umm.yea, you'se guys is on strike, I'se don't tink you'se can afford to pay," stated Blink as he hastily changed the subject.
"We still have a supply of money back at the lodging house. Don't you worry your pretty little heads over us!" Skills said through clenched teeth. "Anyway, it's ok, we'se gots dis one, you'se guys can spot the next one, if that makes you boys feel any bettah."
"Ok, wow, now dat dats settled, we should head ovah to the harbor. Who's gonna come with me?" said Randy as she stood up and got ready to go.
At that Jack, Spot, and Race stood up.
"I tink we'll sit dis one out," declared Avery, motioning to herself, Skills, Brains, Mush, Blink, and Davey, as the girls gave Jack looks filled with venom.
"Ya! We'se still want to tour.Cambridge," said Mush, looking pleased that he remembered where they were.
"Ya I bet dats it," teased Randy as she eyed the girls, who tried looking as innocent they could.
"You'se guys go ahead," said Crunchy, "I might meet you'se ovah deah."
"Sure ting."
Now the four newsies started over to Boston Harbor, where one of the most respectable Boston Newsie awaited their arrival.
The girls walked into Good Eatin' as if it was their second home, kind of like how the New York newsies walked into Tibby's. After receiving several greetings from the other newsies that were also grabbing a bite to eat, the gang spotted Crunchy and Randy who waved them over.
"Sure took you'se guys long enough to get heah. What did ya already go to Boston or something?" laughed Crunchy.
"Sorry but dese guys held us up," Avery teased.
"Hey it wasn't us flirtin wit the guys at the apple stand!" said a defensive Mush
"Yea but it wasn't us flirtin wit all the girls walkin at the pahk!" joked Brains. Everybody laughed and sat down to eat.
"Don't worry, we'se already ohdered food foah youse." said Randy, "and here it is, just put it heah Pat," she said to the familiar waitress.
"Tell me again why we'se has to learn fuckin multiplication. I mean, you'se could just add it all up! And we newsies can do dat in our heads," Crunchy said as he quickly replaced his books with a rather large pile of food.
"Crunchy, multiplication is so easy! I could show you sometime. And what if you had to add thirty three-hundred times? Then what would you do?" asked Davey in shock because learning is, of course, the most important thing in an adolescent's life.
"I'll tell you'se what I'd do," answered Race before Crunchy could put his two-bits in, "I'd find me my very own walkn' mouth to do the math foah me!" after this everybody settled down to eat and laughed and joked like there was no tomorrow.
"Well, I bet Probs is expecting us by now. We better head ovah to Boston now," sighed Randy.
"Wait! I'se thought we'se was already in Boston!" cried Mush.
"No smarty, we'se is in Cambridge," answered Skills with a roll of her eyes.
"Hey, it was a good question!" countered Blink.
"We'se just say Boston 'cause it's a moah famous town, and Cambride is sorta paht of Boston. Boston is where Problem's turf is," replied Avery.
"Well, famous or not, Cambridge has the best damn food ever!" said Skills as she paid the check for everyone.
"Hey! We'se can pay foah our own food! Beside, you'se is goils so we should front foah you'se, not the other way around," said Jack.
The four girls fixed their eyes on Jack. "If you'se continue ta keep putting us down, we'se is gonna have to inflict some serious pain ta you'se boys," warned Brians.
"Umm.yea, you'se guys is on strike, I'se don't tink you'se can afford to pay," stated Blink as he hastily changed the subject.
"We still have a supply of money back at the lodging house. Don't you worry your pretty little heads over us!" Skills said through clenched teeth. "Anyway, it's ok, we'se gots dis one, you'se guys can spot the next one, if that makes you boys feel any bettah."
"Ok, wow, now dat dats settled, we should head ovah to the harbor. Who's gonna come with me?" said Randy as she stood up and got ready to go.
At that Jack, Spot, and Race stood up.
"I tink we'll sit dis one out," declared Avery, motioning to herself, Skills, Brains, Mush, Blink, and Davey, as the girls gave Jack looks filled with venom.
"Ya! We'se still want to tour.Cambridge," said Mush, looking pleased that he remembered where they were.
"Ya I bet dats it," teased Randy as she eyed the girls, who tried looking as innocent they could.
"You'se guys go ahead," said Crunchy, "I might meet you'se ovah deah."
"Sure ting."
Now the four newsies started over to Boston Harbor, where one of the most respectable Boston Newsie awaited their arrival.