A/N: First of all, I would like to
that you for the reviews. I would also like to thank those who came
up with names for the Fartlings. Some of them were so funny, I couldn't
stop laughing. Thanks.
Hate Triangle
Chapter 2 - Take Off
Chi-Chi and Vegeta stared up into the sky with disbelief.
"Hey!" a voice called out from below.
They both looked down to see Yamcha scratching his head and groaned.
"Did you guys see what I saw? Some aliens came and took Bulma and Gohan. I wonder why." Yamcha mentioned as he scratched his head. "Oh! I found Bulma's bag when I woke up in the woods. Do any one of you know why her bag was in the woods and packed full of capsules to last her months? And why did I wake up half a mile away from the C.C.! Last thing I remember was being in Bulma's room with Vegeta..." he stopped, visibly paling
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Go cook me some food, servant!" Vegeta yelled down at Yamcha.
"HEY! Monkey brains! Did you not notice that aliens left with Bulma and my Gohan?!? How could you think of food at a time like this?!?" Chi-Chi was flapping her arms, yelling.
"Hmmm... maybe you are right," he thought out loud "HEY, SERVANT!!! Go get the old man to come out here and get the G.R. working again!" He glared down at the unmoving Yamcha. "NOW!" Vegeta formed a quick ki ball and fired it at Yamcha, barely missing him as he scurried into the building "And hurry the fuck up!"
"WHAT!?! MY POOR BABY IS UP THERE WITH NOTHING TO STUDY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT FUCKING G.R.?!? WHAT ABOUT BULMA?!?" Chi-Chi started turning red with rage, breathing very heavily.
"Calm down, Bitch. The G.R. is also a spaceship," he calmly explained.
She turned her natural color and her breathing went back to normal "Oh. Well, in that case, do you want some food?" she asked holding up a small picnic basket walking into Bulma's room and sat on the floor.
Vegeta fearfully watched her every move. If you had witnessed Chi-Chi's mood swings, you would be shitting all over yourself. He watched as she pulled out a bunch of capsules from the basket and all the good food popped out. He suddenly forgot about her insanity and sat down to eat with Chi-Chi. Little did these two know, this was the last peaceful meal they will have in a very long time...
* * * * *
"Well, Vegeta, I got good news and bad news," Dr. Briefs sighed. Yamcha had gone and fetched him like Vegeta had demanded. Now they all were in Bulma's room discussing what to do.
"Tell me Old Man! I haven't got all eternity!" Vegeta growled in annoyance.
"Ahem. Me and Bulma made a small space ship, but it needs a generator..."
"Don't you have one?!?" Vegeta asked holding up a fist, threateningly.
"Well, we DID have a half dozen of them, but..."
"BUT WHAT?!?" his vein bulged out.
"But they are also needed in the G.R. and you blew them all up, except for one, but that has mysteriously disappeared. Stolen from the G.R."
The room grew quiet until Vegeta spoke up.
"It was you! Wasn't it weakling?" he pointed at Yamcha.
"No! I was... um... busy last night."
"Oh, yes. That's right" he remembered the phone call. Then he turned to Chi-Chi, "It was you! You don't want me killing Kakarot."
"I didn't touch that stupid machine! Your no threat to my Goku!"
Vegeta growled "Maybe it was Kakarot. No he's too stupid to do something like that and he's still dicking around in space. Maybe it was that Three-Eyed Freak and his Mr. Mime. Or it was the Bald Runt. Or that Fat Coward who cut off my tail. No..."
The room grew quiet once again.
Everyone's ears perked up at the sound of humming and light singing. "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. La la la da da dat! If you wanna be my lover... la la la la la! Hmm, hmm, hmm..." They all looked to the window to see Piccolo moon walking into the room, oblivious that they were in the room watching him dance and sing to the Spice Girls. "Girl Power!" he yelled in a high pitched voice and spun on his heels, giving a peace sign. This is when he noticed Vegeta, Chi-Chi, Yamcha, and the elder Briefs staring at him, wide eyed.
As soon as he had seen Vegeta, he had quickly put the generator behind his back. "Where is Bulma?" he asked, turning a dark shade of purple.
This did not go unnoticed by the Prince since he was the first to recover from his shock. "What do you have behind your cape, Namek" he growled through clenched teeth.
"It's a part Bulma paid me to pick up and bring back later," Piccolo answered uneasily.
Right then, everything hit Vegeta like a ton of Guru's. 'That damn Woman was trying to spend time with me. Well, I'll show her!' "Ah ha ha ha ha...!" Vegeta laughed evilly. He abruptly stopped when realized that he laughed out loud. Vegeta looked at everyone's faces. Even Piccolo was looking at him like he was mad.
There was an awkward silence until that familiar annoying tune came on again.
"Ugh! Who put their ringer on that stupid 'Playground' song?" Chi-Chi covered her ears.
"Yes. It is rather annoying," Piccolo cut in.
"Hey! It's a good song. Plus, chicks dig it," Yamcha winked at Chi-Chi, who shivered with disgust. "Where's my phone?" he asked patting his pockets.
"Hello." Vegeta finally answered the phone with an evil smirk on his face. "Yes. This is that weakling Yamcha... I'll be there in two minutes... okay... good bye, Bitch." *click*
"VEGETA!!! WHO WAS THAT?!?" Yamcha paled.
"That was Mandy. Apparently you stood her up last night," Piccolo over heard with his super namekian ears. He shook his head "You don't know anything about playing."
"The Namek is obviously right, Scarface." Vegeta nodded his head toward Piccolo.
"TOO BAD I'M A HATER!!!" with that screeched, Chi-Chi pulled out her frying pan and started beating Yamcha with it, "THIS IS FOR BULMA! THIS IS FOR YOU BOTHERING ME! THIS IS FOR BULMA, AGAIN! THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE GIRLS YOU PLAYED! THIS ONE IS FOR BULMA! AND SO IS THIS ONE! AND THAT ONE!..."
And so it goes on like this for a while...
"Old Man! Prepare my ship to retrieve the Woman!" Vegeta yelled at Dr. Briefs.
Dr. Briefs just skipped out the door. He was happy that someone would try to save his annoying daughter.
"I'll go cook lots of food for you guys to eat and stock the ship with goodies!" Mrs. Briefs cheerfully said and skipped out of the room after her husband.
"Humph," Vegeta thought aloud "Maybe I will run into that loser Kakarot in space. I will definitely look for him after I retrieve the Woman."
This comment didn't go unheard by Chi-Chi, who stopped beating Yamcha for a moment "Aren't you gonna save Gohan too?!?"
Piccolo's antennas raised in surprise. He had felt aliens enter the atmosphere earlier and leave a short while longer. He had already figured that they had kidnapped Bulma by now, but Gohan? He had to find out "Did the aliens take Gohan, too?"
"Yes, Bitch, I suppose I will retrieve the brat as well as the woman since it's not too far out of the way. Yes, Namek, they took Kakarot's brat," Vegeta looked bored.
Yamcha uncurled from the little ball he was in, but still sat in the corner "Hey, Vegeta, why are you gonna help my Bulma? I thought you hated her."
Vegeta looked at Yamcha "I recognized the ship as a Farter ship. Fartlings are extremely dangerous and I consider them a great challenge. Even Frieza didn't even bother them because of their lethal smell and deadly gasses. They were also rivals of the Saiyan empire. Since I destroyed Frieza and Kakarot is no where to defeat, I will entertain myself by making a race like the Fartlings extinct." Vegeta smirked at Yamcha, "I do hate the annoying Woman, but she is also a good fuck." He laughed at the look of horror on Yamcha's face, "Now you be a good servant, I mean, an acceptable servant and prepare my things or I will let the Woman answer your phone." He laughed and walked out to check out the training room in the new space ship.
Yamcha curled back up into a ball, hugging his Bulma's backpack to his chest. A tear slipped down his bruised and bloodied cheek as he told himself "He's just trying to make me feel bad. Bulma loves me, she wouldn't cheat on me. I'm ten times the man Vegeta is." He imagined Vegeta and Bulma getting intimate and started rocking back and forth, crying harder.
Chi-Chi ignored Yamcha and pulled out a rag to use on her beloved pan. She hummed happily as she wiped Yamcha's blood off her pan 'So, if Vegeta runs into Goku, he will get the beating of his life because I'm going with to make sure Gohan is safe and that he keeps studying. Yes, Goku, I will beat the shit out of you for leaving me alone to care for our son and making me live in abstinence for so many years. And then I will rape you...'
Piccolo witnessed Chi-Chi's eyes go from happy and carefree to evil with a hint of hornyness as she spaced out with an unreadable expression that made him shudder. 'I think it's time to get out of this room and into the ship. I will make sure that Vegeta doesn't leave Gohan behind just to be alone with Bulma in space. And I have to get my payment from Bulma.' he turned and floated out the window.
Chi-Chi snapped out of her perverted daydream "Where did Piccolo go? How dare he leave me here alone with Yamcha. I gotta go get on that ship. Good thing I brought a few capsules with things for Gohan to study. And I'm sure Bulma won't mind if I borrowed some of her clothes. I'm sure she has a years worth of clothes in that bag of hers. I'll just get into it when Yamcha brings it on board." She smiled at her intelligence and left the room to find the space ship.
* * * * *
"Alright, Weakling, put all my stuff and the Woman's bag in the master bedroom." Vegeta pointed to the back room of the space shuttle, smirking.
Yamcha went to the room to do as he was told thinking 'Vegeta is just trying to make me think there is something going on between him and my Babe. But I know better than to listen to him.' He stopped when he opened the door to the master bedroom and couldn't walk in because it was already filled up. "Uh, Vegeta..." Yamcha was cut off by a deadly growl, "I mean, Master Prince Of Saiyans Vegeta, there is no space in the master bedroom for anything."
"WHAT?!? All I have is one puny duffle bag!" Vegeta stomped to the bedroom to find it packed with studying material. The vein in his forehead popped out "THAT BITCH!!!"
Yamcha saw the vein and took that as a sign to escape from the mad Saiyan Prince. He dropped the bags and cowered into the closest room.
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH, SHORTY!!!" Chi-Chi's voice boomed from inside the room.
"YOUR NOT COMING!!!" Vegeta yelled at into books even though he couldn't see her from the lack of space.
"YES I AM!!!" Chi-Chi yelled back through the piles of books and studying material.
Yamcha closed the door behind him, noticing that he was in the control room. He sighed "How did I get into this mess. Vegeta wants me to go so I can cook and clean for him and possibly to torture and kill me. And he's trying to trick me into thinking that him and my Babe are screwing. I saw those five kegs in the kitchen. I knew Vegeta liked beer, but five kegs? Maybe he wants to get Bulma drunk. I should go to make sure that Bulma is safe, but I have so many dates to go on. What am I gonna do?" He leaned against the controls, sighing, oblivious that his elbow pushed a big green button that said 'Take Off'.
Suddenly a red light came on along with a computerized voice "Launching in 10...9...8...7..."
Piccolo heard the countdown start and came out of his meditation spot to confront Yamcha and to try and stop the launching process. Being stuck in space with Vegeta was bad enough, but with Chi-Chi, too? When she wouldn't be yelling at Vegeta, she'd be yelling at him. His sensitive hearing would not let that happen if he could prevent it.
Yamcha finally realized what was happening "SHIT! Fuck saving Bulma! She can take care of herself and she'll never sleep with that Monkey in a million years! I'd let Vegeta kill me again before I get stuck in outer space with him!" He rushed out of the room.
Vegeta and Chi-Chi stopped arguing to listen to the countdown. "FUCK!!! You need to get out now or I'll be stuck in space with you for the next few months! Come out now!!!" Vegeta yelled at the books and started frantically ripping through the education material to get Chi-Chi out of the ship before it launched.
"NO VEGETA!!! I'M GOING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" Chi-Chi yelled back.
"6...5..."
Yamcha flew past Piccolo quickly approaching the control room. "Yamcha, what did you do?!? Chi-Chi's on board!!!"
Yamcha ignored him and flew as fast as he could toward the exit. Piccolo rushed into the control room, cursing.
"GET OUT NOW!!!" Vegeta's eyes bugged out. He was truly pissed.
"NEVER!!!" Chi-Chi was still far behind the thick walls of books.
"4...3..."
Yamcha was barely passing Vegeta who was screaming "AUGH...!!!" and start blasting at the walls of books. Yamcha panicked when he saw the automatic door closing.
"HEY!!! DON'T BLAST GOHAN'S STUDIES!!!" Chi-Chi screeched.
"SHUT UP!!!" Vegeta continued to blast the thick wall. He felt Yamcha fly by and instantly knew it was his doing. He was completely red with rage.
Piccolo looked around the control room. His eyes soaked in buttons, switches, levers, lights, gauges and plenty more. He never flew a space ship before and knew nothing about one.
"2...1..."
"I'M FREE, LADIES!!!" Yamcha yelled just as his shoelace barely made it outside the ship when the door shut.
"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS, WEAKLING!!!" Vegeta yelled, shaking his fist at the closed door, after realizing there was no hope to get Chi-Chi out in time.
"MOMMY'S COMING, GOHAN!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from deep inside the room, filled with hope.
"DAMN YOU, KAME!!!" Piccolo yelled at the direction of Kame's lookout after he broke a lever.
"Take Off."
"FUCK!!!" Piccolo threw the broken lever at the speaker.
"NOOOOOO...!" Vegeta collapsed onto his knees, pulling his hair.
"AHHAHAHA...!" Chi-Chi insanely laughed her triumph laugh.
"Ahhh..." Yamcha sighed, laying lazily in the Capsule Corporation's thick, green, and rich lawn.
The space ship blasted off into deep into space. Doomed to be out of Earth's atmosphere for months in the least... if the passenger's don't kill each other.
Yamcha watched as the ship left. "Yes. Now I can go out and do anything because my girlfriend is out of town!" Yamcha laughed at his own joke and reached for his phone to remember that Vegeta had it "FUCK!!!"
Piccolo sighed in defeat "I may as well go get some water." He walked out of the control room into the living room.
Vegeta saw something green move in the corner of his eye and turned his head "NAMEK!!!" He banged his head against the floor of the living room, making a big dent. "I hate the Namek and the Bitch."
Chi-Chi heard Vegeta yell 'Namek'. "Fuck. Piccolo is on board, too? I hate him as much as I hate Vegeta." Then she tried to move. "Fuck. HEY, GUYS! HOW AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?!?"
Vegeta continued to hit his head on the floor, making a bigger dent.
Piccolo heard Chi-Chi and saw Vegeta. "The things I do for that kid. I'm stuck in a space ship with two people I hate. A Saiyan and a Human. And I can't kill either of them." He continued into the kitchen.
How is it so far? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Don't care?
I'm still open for names for the Fartlings. I already got some good one's, but the more, the better.
How will Chi-Chi get out of the crammed room? Will Vegeta go crazy and kill them? What about Yamcha's phone? Will Piccolo get to meditate with Chi-Chi on board? What lever did Piccolo break? What about Bulma and Gohan? What is Lord Fart planning for them?
Hate Triangle
Chapter 2 - Take Off
Chi-Chi and Vegeta stared up into the sky with disbelief.
"Hey!" a voice called out from below.
They both looked down to see Yamcha scratching his head and groaned.
"Did you guys see what I saw? Some aliens came and took Bulma and Gohan. I wonder why." Yamcha mentioned as he scratched his head. "Oh! I found Bulma's bag when I woke up in the woods. Do any one of you know why her bag was in the woods and packed full of capsules to last her months? And why did I wake up half a mile away from the C.C.! Last thing I remember was being in Bulma's room with Vegeta..." he stopped, visibly paling
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Go cook me some food, servant!" Vegeta yelled down at Yamcha.
"HEY! Monkey brains! Did you not notice that aliens left with Bulma and my Gohan?!? How could you think of food at a time like this?!?" Chi-Chi was flapping her arms, yelling.
"Hmmm... maybe you are right," he thought out loud "HEY, SERVANT!!! Go get the old man to come out here and get the G.R. working again!" He glared down at the unmoving Yamcha. "NOW!" Vegeta formed a quick ki ball and fired it at Yamcha, barely missing him as he scurried into the building "And hurry the fuck up!"
"WHAT!?! MY POOR BABY IS UP THERE WITH NOTHING TO STUDY AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT FUCKING G.R.?!? WHAT ABOUT BULMA?!?" Chi-Chi started turning red with rage, breathing very heavily.
"Calm down, Bitch. The G.R. is also a spaceship," he calmly explained.
She turned her natural color and her breathing went back to normal "Oh. Well, in that case, do you want some food?" she asked holding up a small picnic basket walking into Bulma's room and sat on the floor.
Vegeta fearfully watched her every move. If you had witnessed Chi-Chi's mood swings, you would be shitting all over yourself. He watched as she pulled out a bunch of capsules from the basket and all the good food popped out. He suddenly forgot about her insanity and sat down to eat with Chi-Chi. Little did these two know, this was the last peaceful meal they will have in a very long time...
* * * * *
"Well, Vegeta, I got good news and bad news," Dr. Briefs sighed. Yamcha had gone and fetched him like Vegeta had demanded. Now they all were in Bulma's room discussing what to do.
"Tell me Old Man! I haven't got all eternity!" Vegeta growled in annoyance.
"Ahem. Me and Bulma made a small space ship, but it needs a generator..."
"Don't you have one?!?" Vegeta asked holding up a fist, threateningly.
"Well, we DID have a half dozen of them, but..."
"BUT WHAT?!?" his vein bulged out.
"But they are also needed in the G.R. and you blew them all up, except for one, but that has mysteriously disappeared. Stolen from the G.R."
The room grew quiet until Vegeta spoke up.
"It was you! Wasn't it weakling?" he pointed at Yamcha.
"No! I was... um... busy last night."
"Oh, yes. That's right" he remembered the phone call. Then he turned to Chi-Chi, "It was you! You don't want me killing Kakarot."
"I didn't touch that stupid machine! Your no threat to my Goku!"
Vegeta growled "Maybe it was Kakarot. No he's too stupid to do something like that and he's still dicking around in space. Maybe it was that Three-Eyed Freak and his Mr. Mime. Or it was the Bald Runt. Or that Fat Coward who cut off my tail. No..."
The room grew quiet once again.
Everyone's ears perked up at the sound of humming and light singing. "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. La la la da da dat! If you wanna be my lover... la la la la la! Hmm, hmm, hmm..." They all looked to the window to see Piccolo moon walking into the room, oblivious that they were in the room watching him dance and sing to the Spice Girls. "Girl Power!" he yelled in a high pitched voice and spun on his heels, giving a peace sign. This is when he noticed Vegeta, Chi-Chi, Yamcha, and the elder Briefs staring at him, wide eyed.
As soon as he had seen Vegeta, he had quickly put the generator behind his back. "Where is Bulma?" he asked, turning a dark shade of purple.
This did not go unnoticed by the Prince since he was the first to recover from his shock. "What do you have behind your cape, Namek" he growled through clenched teeth.
"It's a part Bulma paid me to pick up and bring back later," Piccolo answered uneasily.
Right then, everything hit Vegeta like a ton of Guru's. 'That damn Woman was trying to spend time with me. Well, I'll show her!' "Ah ha ha ha ha...!" Vegeta laughed evilly. He abruptly stopped when realized that he laughed out loud. Vegeta looked at everyone's faces. Even Piccolo was looking at him like he was mad.
There was an awkward silence until that familiar annoying tune came on again.
"Ugh! Who put their ringer on that stupid 'Playground' song?" Chi-Chi covered her ears.
"Yes. It is rather annoying," Piccolo cut in.
"Hey! It's a good song. Plus, chicks dig it," Yamcha winked at Chi-Chi, who shivered with disgust. "Where's my phone?" he asked patting his pockets.
"Hello." Vegeta finally answered the phone with an evil smirk on his face. "Yes. This is that weakling Yamcha... I'll be there in two minutes... okay... good bye, Bitch." *click*
"VEGETA!!! WHO WAS THAT?!?" Yamcha paled.
"That was Mandy. Apparently you stood her up last night," Piccolo over heard with his super namekian ears. He shook his head "You don't know anything about playing."
"The Namek is obviously right, Scarface." Vegeta nodded his head toward Piccolo.
"TOO BAD I'M A HATER!!!" with that screeched, Chi-Chi pulled out her frying pan and started beating Yamcha with it, "THIS IS FOR BULMA! THIS IS FOR YOU BOTHERING ME! THIS IS FOR BULMA, AGAIN! THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE GIRLS YOU PLAYED! THIS ONE IS FOR BULMA! AND SO IS THIS ONE! AND THAT ONE!..."
And so it goes on like this for a while...
"Old Man! Prepare my ship to retrieve the Woman!" Vegeta yelled at Dr. Briefs.
Dr. Briefs just skipped out the door. He was happy that someone would try to save his annoying daughter.
"I'll go cook lots of food for you guys to eat and stock the ship with goodies!" Mrs. Briefs cheerfully said and skipped out of the room after her husband.
"Humph," Vegeta thought aloud "Maybe I will run into that loser Kakarot in space. I will definitely look for him after I retrieve the Woman."
This comment didn't go unheard by Chi-Chi, who stopped beating Yamcha for a moment "Aren't you gonna save Gohan too?!?"
Piccolo's antennas raised in surprise. He had felt aliens enter the atmosphere earlier and leave a short while longer. He had already figured that they had kidnapped Bulma by now, but Gohan? He had to find out "Did the aliens take Gohan, too?"
"Yes, Bitch, I suppose I will retrieve the brat as well as the woman since it's not too far out of the way. Yes, Namek, they took Kakarot's brat," Vegeta looked bored.
Yamcha uncurled from the little ball he was in, but still sat in the corner "Hey, Vegeta, why are you gonna help my Bulma? I thought you hated her."
Vegeta looked at Yamcha "I recognized the ship as a Farter ship. Fartlings are extremely dangerous and I consider them a great challenge. Even Frieza didn't even bother them because of their lethal smell and deadly gasses. They were also rivals of the Saiyan empire. Since I destroyed Frieza and Kakarot is no where to defeat, I will entertain myself by making a race like the Fartlings extinct." Vegeta smirked at Yamcha, "I do hate the annoying Woman, but she is also a good fuck." He laughed at the look of horror on Yamcha's face, "Now you be a good servant, I mean, an acceptable servant and prepare my things or I will let the Woman answer your phone." He laughed and walked out to check out the training room in the new space ship.
Yamcha curled back up into a ball, hugging his Bulma's backpack to his chest. A tear slipped down his bruised and bloodied cheek as he told himself "He's just trying to make me feel bad. Bulma loves me, she wouldn't cheat on me. I'm ten times the man Vegeta is." He imagined Vegeta and Bulma getting intimate and started rocking back and forth, crying harder.
Chi-Chi ignored Yamcha and pulled out a rag to use on her beloved pan. She hummed happily as she wiped Yamcha's blood off her pan 'So, if Vegeta runs into Goku, he will get the beating of his life because I'm going with to make sure Gohan is safe and that he keeps studying. Yes, Goku, I will beat the shit out of you for leaving me alone to care for our son and making me live in abstinence for so many years. And then I will rape you...'
Piccolo witnessed Chi-Chi's eyes go from happy and carefree to evil with a hint of hornyness as she spaced out with an unreadable expression that made him shudder. 'I think it's time to get out of this room and into the ship. I will make sure that Vegeta doesn't leave Gohan behind just to be alone with Bulma in space. And I have to get my payment from Bulma.' he turned and floated out the window.
Chi-Chi snapped out of her perverted daydream "Where did Piccolo go? How dare he leave me here alone with Yamcha. I gotta go get on that ship. Good thing I brought a few capsules with things for Gohan to study. And I'm sure Bulma won't mind if I borrowed some of her clothes. I'm sure she has a years worth of clothes in that bag of hers. I'll just get into it when Yamcha brings it on board." She smiled at her intelligence and left the room to find the space ship.
* * * * *
"Alright, Weakling, put all my stuff and the Woman's bag in the master bedroom." Vegeta pointed to the back room of the space shuttle, smirking.
Yamcha went to the room to do as he was told thinking 'Vegeta is just trying to make me think there is something going on between him and my Babe. But I know better than to listen to him.' He stopped when he opened the door to the master bedroom and couldn't walk in because it was already filled up. "Uh, Vegeta..." Yamcha was cut off by a deadly growl, "I mean, Master Prince Of Saiyans Vegeta, there is no space in the master bedroom for anything."
"WHAT?!? All I have is one puny duffle bag!" Vegeta stomped to the bedroom to find it packed with studying material. The vein in his forehead popped out "THAT BITCH!!!"
Yamcha saw the vein and took that as a sign to escape from the mad Saiyan Prince. He dropped the bags and cowered into the closest room.
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH, SHORTY!!!" Chi-Chi's voice boomed from inside the room.
"YOUR NOT COMING!!!" Vegeta yelled at into books even though he couldn't see her from the lack of space.
"YES I AM!!!" Chi-Chi yelled back through the piles of books and studying material.
Yamcha closed the door behind him, noticing that he was in the control room. He sighed "How did I get into this mess. Vegeta wants me to go so I can cook and clean for him and possibly to torture and kill me. And he's trying to trick me into thinking that him and my Babe are screwing. I saw those five kegs in the kitchen. I knew Vegeta liked beer, but five kegs? Maybe he wants to get Bulma drunk. I should go to make sure that Bulma is safe, but I have so many dates to go on. What am I gonna do?" He leaned against the controls, sighing, oblivious that his elbow pushed a big green button that said 'Take Off'.
Suddenly a red light came on along with a computerized voice "Launching in 10...9...8...7..."
Piccolo heard the countdown start and came out of his meditation spot to confront Yamcha and to try and stop the launching process. Being stuck in space with Vegeta was bad enough, but with Chi-Chi, too? When she wouldn't be yelling at Vegeta, she'd be yelling at him. His sensitive hearing would not let that happen if he could prevent it.
Yamcha finally realized what was happening "SHIT! Fuck saving Bulma! She can take care of herself and she'll never sleep with that Monkey in a million years! I'd let Vegeta kill me again before I get stuck in outer space with him!" He rushed out of the room.
Vegeta and Chi-Chi stopped arguing to listen to the countdown. "FUCK!!! You need to get out now or I'll be stuck in space with you for the next few months! Come out now!!!" Vegeta yelled at the books and started frantically ripping through the education material to get Chi-Chi out of the ship before it launched.
"NO VEGETA!!! I'M GOING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" Chi-Chi yelled back.
"6...5..."
Yamcha flew past Piccolo quickly approaching the control room. "Yamcha, what did you do?!? Chi-Chi's on board!!!"
Yamcha ignored him and flew as fast as he could toward the exit. Piccolo rushed into the control room, cursing.
"GET OUT NOW!!!" Vegeta's eyes bugged out. He was truly pissed.
"NEVER!!!" Chi-Chi was still far behind the thick walls of books.
"4...3..."
Yamcha was barely passing Vegeta who was screaming "AUGH...!!!" and start blasting at the walls of books. Yamcha panicked when he saw the automatic door closing.
"HEY!!! DON'T BLAST GOHAN'S STUDIES!!!" Chi-Chi screeched.
"SHUT UP!!!" Vegeta continued to blast the thick wall. He felt Yamcha fly by and instantly knew it was his doing. He was completely red with rage.
Piccolo looked around the control room. His eyes soaked in buttons, switches, levers, lights, gauges and plenty more. He never flew a space ship before and knew nothing about one.
"2...1..."
"I'M FREE, LADIES!!!" Yamcha yelled just as his shoelace barely made it outside the ship when the door shut.
"I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS, WEAKLING!!!" Vegeta yelled, shaking his fist at the closed door, after realizing there was no hope to get Chi-Chi out in time.
"MOMMY'S COMING, GOHAN!!!" Chi-Chi yelled from deep inside the room, filled with hope.
"DAMN YOU, KAME!!!" Piccolo yelled at the direction of Kame's lookout after he broke a lever.
"Take Off."
"FUCK!!!" Piccolo threw the broken lever at the speaker.
"NOOOOOO...!" Vegeta collapsed onto his knees, pulling his hair.
"AHHAHAHA...!" Chi-Chi insanely laughed her triumph laugh.
"Ahhh..." Yamcha sighed, laying lazily in the Capsule Corporation's thick, green, and rich lawn.
The space ship blasted off into deep into space. Doomed to be out of Earth's atmosphere for months in the least... if the passenger's don't kill each other.
Yamcha watched as the ship left. "Yes. Now I can go out and do anything because my girlfriend is out of town!" Yamcha laughed at his own joke and reached for his phone to remember that Vegeta had it "FUCK!!!"
Piccolo sighed in defeat "I may as well go get some water." He walked out of the control room into the living room.
Vegeta saw something green move in the corner of his eye and turned his head "NAMEK!!!" He banged his head against the floor of the living room, making a big dent. "I hate the Namek and the Bitch."
Chi-Chi heard Vegeta yell 'Namek'. "Fuck. Piccolo is on board, too? I hate him as much as I hate Vegeta." Then she tried to move. "Fuck. HEY, GUYS! HOW AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?!?"
Vegeta continued to hit his head on the floor, making a bigger dent.
Piccolo heard Chi-Chi and saw Vegeta. "The things I do for that kid. I'm stuck in a space ship with two people I hate. A Saiyan and a Human. And I can't kill either of them." He continued into the kitchen.
How is it so far? Like it? Love it? Hate it? Don't care?
I'm still open for names for the Fartlings. I already got some good one's, but the more, the better.
How will Chi-Chi get out of the crammed room? Will Vegeta go crazy and kill them? What about Yamcha's phone? Will Piccolo get to meditate with Chi-Chi on board? What lever did Piccolo break? What about Bulma and Gohan? What is Lord Fart planning for them?