Big Namekian Ballz ~ Here's the next chapter!
Hate Triangle
"Communication"
The three enemies sat in the living room contemplating what to do about the situation. Chi-Chi was trying her hardest not to laugh - this was serious. Vegeta was growling at Piccolo and Piccolo just looked troubled.
"THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE!!! OUR SOULS ARE CONNECTED FOREVER!!!" Vegeta yelled.
Chi-Chi snickered.
Piccolo thought hard 'Hmmm...maybe the dragon will grant a wish that can unbond us.'
"Nothing can break the bond! Not even the dragon!" Vegeta yelled to no one.
Chi-Chi snickered.
'Damn, I don't want a life time mate yet. I just found out about sex. I need to experience.' Piccolo continued his thinking.
"WE ARE BONDED NAMEK!!! YOU CANNOT BE EXPERIENCING ANY SEX UNTIL...EVER!!!"
Piccolo rolled his eyes at Vegeta and thought 'Kami, Vegeta is the last person in the universe I'd ever want to be bonded with. Shit, I'd rather be bonded with Krillen, or that little clown, or Roshi, even that damn annoying pig, EVEN CHI-CHI! Why Kami, WHY?'
"SHUT UP, NAMEK!!! I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!!!"
Chi-Chi snickered.
"Whatever, Vegeta."
"Try me. Think of any number."
Piccolo smirked at the challenge. 'Vegeta would surely lose this one. I'll think of a letter to throw him off...L...for Liccopo.'
"Tell me, Namek, who is Liccopo? I don't want you to see her any more. I can't have you cheating on me, can I?"
Piccolo's jaw dropped 'How can he hear my thoughts?'
Chi-Chi snickered.
"Simple Namek, you bit me so now I can hear your thoughts."
'Why can't I hear his thoughts?'
"Because our bond is not yet complete. If I bite you then you would be able to hear my thoughts."
"Then hurry up and bite me! I wanna know your thoughts too!"
Chi-Chi snickered.
"THAT WOULD COMPLETE THE BOND. AND THEN WE'LL BE BONDED FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
"I thought we were already bonded for all eternity?"
"Not completely, Namek. If I don't bite you back, you will suffer bond withdrawal. And the case of bond withdrawal the reject will slowly die. The one bitten will grow extremely weak, but will eventually recover." Vegeta ended with a smirk.
Chi-Chi stopped snickering for once. Piccolo will slowly die. This is serious. And in Chi-Chi's case, seriously funny. "AHAHAHA!" She doubled over in laughter.
The two bickering mates decided to ignore her like they always do.
"I"M GONNA DIE?" Piccolo's perky antenna's slumped a few inches.
"Yes, Namek." Vegeta sighed and put his hand on Piccolo's shoulder in a comforting manner. "I would tell you that it's been nice knowing you, but I only lie in battles."
Piccolo slapped Vegeta's hand off his shoulder. "I don't lie either so I wouldn't tell you that I don't want to die. I'd rather die than be bonded to YOU!"
"TAKE THAT BACK, NAMEK! THERE ISN'T A SOUL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE BONDED WITH THE PRINCE OF SAIYAN'S!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Both turned to see Chi-Chi getting up off the floor. "I admit this was funny at first, but there are more important issues than Piccolo dying or nobody wanting to be Vegeta's mate!"
"Like what?" Piccolo asked rolling his eyes at her.
"Like FOOD!" Chi-Chi yelled as her hands waved in the air.
Piccolo smirked "I don't need food. Lets just keep going until you both starve to death."
"Don't we have enough?" Vegeta growled ignoring Piccolo.
"No. We took off before Mrs. Briefs could fully stock the kitchen." Chi-Chi confirmed.
"Damn that Weakling! I'll torture him for this..."
All three of the enemies came together to take a moment in cursing Yamcha.
* * * * *
Back on Earth...
Yamcha sprinted into Macy's 'That hunter won't think of looking for me in the girls bathroom..' Yamcha snickered to himself as he ducked into the girls bathroom. 'Why are my ears ringing?'
The hunter was walking inside the store "Well, it seems my prey has gotten a little smarter considering he left his muddy shoes outside the store. He couldn't have gone far."
"Eeeeeeek!" All the pretty girls screamed as they ran out of the bathroom.
The hunter slapped his forehead and sighed. "I'm just gonna take a big shit and hope that he will escape and make this somewhat challenging." The hunter went into the men's bathroom.
Marron hummed as she walked through the mall. "Oooh Macy's!" She eyed the store then turned around to all five of her boyfriends behind her, who all where carrying at least five bags of crap that they had bought for her. "Common boys! Whoever makes it there first can buy me the first thing!" All the men started running to the store.
* * * * *
"NO!!! I'm NOT hungry! I'm NEVER hungry!" Piccolo turned his head from the food.
"You WILL eat my cooking!" Chi-Chi was pissed at Piccolo for not touching her food. "This is the last of the food in the whole ship! You have to eat it or you will starve! Don't let it go to waste!"
Vegeta sat at the table watching as he shoved food in his mouth. He gulped it down and smirked "Why not eat it? You eat senzu beans with no problems."
"What if it kills me?"
"WHAT?!? MY FOOD WON'T KILL YOU!!!"
*BONG*
"OW!!!" Piccolo fell to the floor.
"AURGH!!!" Vegeta also fell to the floor holding his head.
Chi-Chi looked at her frying pan. "Hey...must be the bond." A look of evilness washed over her.
Vegeta got up holding his head. "I suggest you do not do that again." He gave her an evil look.
Piccolo started to get up.
"Don't you dare threaten me!"
"I'll do as I wish, Cunt!"
*BONG*
Chi-Chi hit Piccolo hard in the face and both of their noses started bleeding.
"NOW EAT!!!"
Both got up and started eating.
* * * * *
"Yes! I did it!" Bulma threw the screw driver over her shoulder in triumph.
"What did you do Bulma?" Gohan looked up from his book.
"With scraps I found in some of my capsules and pieces that I stole from the lab, I created a small communicator!"
"Who are we gonna talk to?"
"Well, I programmed it to communicate with a new ship that me and my father built. I'm guessing that Vegeta is coming to save us in it."
"You really think that Vegeta will try to save us? Remember he tried to kill us both on Namek?"
Bulma's expression immediately dropped. "Yeah. Right. Well he BETTER come save us!" She turned on the machine.
* * * * *
Piccolo stood at the controls. "Okay. I already have this figured out." He pushed a few buttons. "Now we are heading in the direction of this planet." He pointed out he window to an orange planet. "Planet Danger Do Not Come Here.
"Know anything about it, Vegeta?" Chi-Chi just had to pry.
"Yes. That planet once belonged to Frieza. I was the one sent to take it over. They will most likely remember me so we have nothing to worry about."
Chi-Chi gulped. "If they remember you, then won't they attack?"
"No. They fear me." He smirked to himself.
Piccolo grimaced. "It's disgusting how you get off on the fear of others."
"Shuttup, Namek. You don't understand."
"I think he does understand. After all, the Overgrown Slug is also an alien monster that tried to take over the world."
"I didn't try to take over the world, I tried to destroy it. Big difference, Cunt."
"Oh THAT makes it so much better." Piccolo rolled his eyes at him.
*BEEP*
Incoming message.
All three stopped bickering to watch the screen in curiosity. They were all surprised to see Bulma and Gohan.
"WOMAN!"
"GOHAN!"
"MY BABY!"
They both smiled.
"Hi Vegeta."
"Mr. Piccolo!"
Chi-Chi growled.
"Oh...hi Mom."
"Do you have anything to study?"
"Yeah, Mom. I'm reading a book about Saiyans."
"WHAT? DON'T READ THAT!"
"It's okay Chi-Chi. It's very informative. He DOES need to know about his race, you know."
Chi-Chi sighed. "Yeah. I guess your right."
"Enough of this mindless chatter. Were are you?"
"Well, I'M stuck in a room on a Fartling ship. Where the hell are you?"
"This piece of shit you built goes too slow."
"Really? Or maybe you haven't reached me yet because you are going the wrong direction. The Fartlings ruined their planet so they all live on a ship in the opposite direction you are heading. Didn't any of you even think of following the ship on radar?"
There was a moment of silence, where all three of the passengers started to grow red from embarrassment. Luckily the silence was broken by the naive young boy.
"Hey Mr. Vegeta, what's on your neck? Isn't that a bite mark? I didn't know you were bonded."
"WHAT!?!"
Chi- busted up laughing.
"How do you know about bonding, Boy?"
"I read it in this book! Bonding is the equivalent to marrying. And guess what? There's a picture of you on the cover!"
"Vegeta...explain right NOW!"
Vegeta pointed to Piccolo. "It's all the Namek's fault! He attacked me and bit me!"
Piccolo growled.
"So...what you are saying is that Piccolo pinned you down and made you marry him." Bulma raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. ... NO!!!"
Piccolo decided to defend himself. "But, but, HE was throwing pillows at me and calling me names."
Chi-Chi couldn't stop from giggling.
"SAVE IT!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! I can't believe you two would do this to me! Vegeta, I thought you said I was your mate! And Piccolo, I thought you were my friend!"
Piccolo raised an antenna. "Where did you get that idea?"
"Uh...or I thought you were a friend of my best friend...but it doesn't matter! I can't believe you two are gay!"
The two bonded blached. "WERE NOT GAY!!!" They both said in unison.
"Woman, it was an accident."
"SURE it was! Just like that time I caught you going through my underwear drawer on accident?"
Vegeta saw Chi-Chi and Piccolo staring at him out of the corner of his eye. "I thought it was my room!"
"Save it, Vegeta! I can't believe you! At least Yamcha could find other GIRLS to cheat on me with!"
"Don't compare me to that Weakling!"
"Nevermind coming to get me! I can save myself!"
Last thing they saw was Bulma swinging a large wrench at the screen. The first swing put a crack in her screen and the second made the link go out.
"AURRRGH!!!" Vegeta started pulling on his hair and then punched the communication controls.
Chi-Chi and Piccolo just giggled and pointed at Vegeta.
BNB ~ Uh-Oh. Bulma and Vegeta had a big fight. Now will Vegeta still save he or will he hold a grudge against her for calling him gay? Will Piccolo be okay after he food? Next chapter they will land on that planet called Danger Do Not Come Here. Will the natives show them hospitality? Just wait to find out.
Hate Triangle
"Communication"
The three enemies sat in the living room contemplating what to do about the situation. Chi-Chi was trying her hardest not to laugh - this was serious. Vegeta was growling at Piccolo and Piccolo just looked troubled.
"THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN BE DONE!!! OUR SOULS ARE CONNECTED FOREVER!!!" Vegeta yelled.
Chi-Chi snickered.
Piccolo thought hard 'Hmmm...maybe the dragon will grant a wish that can unbond us.'
"Nothing can break the bond! Not even the dragon!" Vegeta yelled to no one.
Chi-Chi snickered.
'Damn, I don't want a life time mate yet. I just found out about sex. I need to experience.' Piccolo continued his thinking.
"WE ARE BONDED NAMEK!!! YOU CANNOT BE EXPERIENCING ANY SEX UNTIL...EVER!!!"
Piccolo rolled his eyes at Vegeta and thought 'Kami, Vegeta is the last person in the universe I'd ever want to be bonded with. Shit, I'd rather be bonded with Krillen, or that little clown, or Roshi, even that damn annoying pig, EVEN CHI-CHI! Why Kami, WHY?'
"SHUT UP, NAMEK!!! I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS!!!"
Chi-Chi snickered.
"Whatever, Vegeta."
"Try me. Think of any number."
Piccolo smirked at the challenge. 'Vegeta would surely lose this one. I'll think of a letter to throw him off...L...for Liccopo.'
"Tell me, Namek, who is Liccopo? I don't want you to see her any more. I can't have you cheating on me, can I?"
Piccolo's jaw dropped 'How can he hear my thoughts?'
Chi-Chi snickered.
"Simple Namek, you bit me so now I can hear your thoughts."
'Why can't I hear his thoughts?'
"Because our bond is not yet complete. If I bite you then you would be able to hear my thoughts."
"Then hurry up and bite me! I wanna know your thoughts too!"
Chi-Chi snickered.
"THAT WOULD COMPLETE THE BOND. AND THEN WE'LL BE BONDED FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
"I thought we were already bonded for all eternity?"
"Not completely, Namek. If I don't bite you back, you will suffer bond withdrawal. And the case of bond withdrawal the reject will slowly die. The one bitten will grow extremely weak, but will eventually recover." Vegeta ended with a smirk.
Chi-Chi stopped snickering for once. Piccolo will slowly die. This is serious. And in Chi-Chi's case, seriously funny. "AHAHAHA!" She doubled over in laughter.
The two bickering mates decided to ignore her like they always do.
"I"M GONNA DIE?" Piccolo's perky antenna's slumped a few inches.
"Yes, Namek." Vegeta sighed and put his hand on Piccolo's shoulder in a comforting manner. "I would tell you that it's been nice knowing you, but I only lie in battles."
Piccolo slapped Vegeta's hand off his shoulder. "I don't lie either so I wouldn't tell you that I don't want to die. I'd rather die than be bonded to YOU!"
"TAKE THAT BACK, NAMEK! THERE ISN'T A SOUL IN THE UNIVERSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE BONDED WITH THE PRINCE OF SAIYAN'S!"
"SHUT UP!!!" Both turned to see Chi-Chi getting up off the floor. "I admit this was funny at first, but there are more important issues than Piccolo dying or nobody wanting to be Vegeta's mate!"
"Like what?" Piccolo asked rolling his eyes at her.
"Like FOOD!" Chi-Chi yelled as her hands waved in the air.
Piccolo smirked "I don't need food. Lets just keep going until you both starve to death."
"Don't we have enough?" Vegeta growled ignoring Piccolo.
"No. We took off before Mrs. Briefs could fully stock the kitchen." Chi-Chi confirmed.
"Damn that Weakling! I'll torture him for this..."
All three of the enemies came together to take a moment in cursing Yamcha.
* * * * *
Back on Earth...
Yamcha sprinted into Macy's 'That hunter won't think of looking for me in the girls bathroom..' Yamcha snickered to himself as he ducked into the girls bathroom. 'Why are my ears ringing?'
The hunter was walking inside the store "Well, it seems my prey has gotten a little smarter considering he left his muddy shoes outside the store. He couldn't have gone far."
"Eeeeeeek!" All the pretty girls screamed as they ran out of the bathroom.
The hunter slapped his forehead and sighed. "I'm just gonna take a big shit and hope that he will escape and make this somewhat challenging." The hunter went into the men's bathroom.
Marron hummed as she walked through the mall. "Oooh Macy's!" She eyed the store then turned around to all five of her boyfriends behind her, who all where carrying at least five bags of crap that they had bought for her. "Common boys! Whoever makes it there first can buy me the first thing!" All the men started running to the store.
* * * * *
"NO!!! I'm NOT hungry! I'm NEVER hungry!" Piccolo turned his head from the food.
"You WILL eat my cooking!" Chi-Chi was pissed at Piccolo for not touching her food. "This is the last of the food in the whole ship! You have to eat it or you will starve! Don't let it go to waste!"
Vegeta sat at the table watching as he shoved food in his mouth. He gulped it down and smirked "Why not eat it? You eat senzu beans with no problems."
"What if it kills me?"
"WHAT?!? MY FOOD WON'T KILL YOU!!!"
*BONG*
"OW!!!" Piccolo fell to the floor.
"AURGH!!!" Vegeta also fell to the floor holding his head.
Chi-Chi looked at her frying pan. "Hey...must be the bond." A look of evilness washed over her.
Vegeta got up holding his head. "I suggest you do not do that again." He gave her an evil look.
Piccolo started to get up.
"Don't you dare threaten me!"
"I'll do as I wish, Cunt!"
*BONG*
Chi-Chi hit Piccolo hard in the face and both of their noses started bleeding.
"NOW EAT!!!"
Both got up and started eating.
* * * * *
"Yes! I did it!" Bulma threw the screw driver over her shoulder in triumph.
"What did you do Bulma?" Gohan looked up from his book.
"With scraps I found in some of my capsules and pieces that I stole from the lab, I created a small communicator!"
"Who are we gonna talk to?"
"Well, I programmed it to communicate with a new ship that me and my father built. I'm guessing that Vegeta is coming to save us in it."
"You really think that Vegeta will try to save us? Remember he tried to kill us both on Namek?"
Bulma's expression immediately dropped. "Yeah. Right. Well he BETTER come save us!" She turned on the machine.
* * * * *
Piccolo stood at the controls. "Okay. I already have this figured out." He pushed a few buttons. "Now we are heading in the direction of this planet." He pointed out he window to an orange planet. "Planet Danger Do Not Come Here.
"Know anything about it, Vegeta?" Chi-Chi just had to pry.
"Yes. That planet once belonged to Frieza. I was the one sent to take it over. They will most likely remember me so we have nothing to worry about."
Chi-Chi gulped. "If they remember you, then won't they attack?"
"No. They fear me." He smirked to himself.
Piccolo grimaced. "It's disgusting how you get off on the fear of others."
"Shuttup, Namek. You don't understand."
"I think he does understand. After all, the Overgrown Slug is also an alien monster that tried to take over the world."
"I didn't try to take over the world, I tried to destroy it. Big difference, Cunt."
"Oh THAT makes it so much better." Piccolo rolled his eyes at him.
*BEEP*
Incoming message.
All three stopped bickering to watch the screen in curiosity. They were all surprised to see Bulma and Gohan.
"WOMAN!"
"GOHAN!"
"MY BABY!"
They both smiled.
"Hi Vegeta."
"Mr. Piccolo!"
Chi-Chi growled.
"Oh...hi Mom."
"Do you have anything to study?"
"Yeah, Mom. I'm reading a book about Saiyans."
"WHAT? DON'T READ THAT!"
"It's okay Chi-Chi. It's very informative. He DOES need to know about his race, you know."
Chi-Chi sighed. "Yeah. I guess your right."
"Enough of this mindless chatter. Were are you?"
"Well, I'M stuck in a room on a Fartling ship. Where the hell are you?"
"This piece of shit you built goes too slow."
"Really? Or maybe you haven't reached me yet because you are going the wrong direction. The Fartlings ruined their planet so they all live on a ship in the opposite direction you are heading. Didn't any of you even think of following the ship on radar?"
There was a moment of silence, where all three of the passengers started to grow red from embarrassment. Luckily the silence was broken by the naive young boy.
"Hey Mr. Vegeta, what's on your neck? Isn't that a bite mark? I didn't know you were bonded."
"WHAT!?!"
Chi- busted up laughing.
"How do you know about bonding, Boy?"
"I read it in this book! Bonding is the equivalent to marrying. And guess what? There's a picture of you on the cover!"
"Vegeta...explain right NOW!"
Vegeta pointed to Piccolo. "It's all the Namek's fault! He attacked me and bit me!"
Piccolo growled.
"So...what you are saying is that Piccolo pinned you down and made you marry him." Bulma raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. ... NO!!!"
Piccolo decided to defend himself. "But, but, HE was throwing pillows at me and calling me names."
Chi-Chi couldn't stop from giggling.
"SAVE IT!!! BOTH OF YOU!!! I can't believe you two would do this to me! Vegeta, I thought you said I was your mate! And Piccolo, I thought you were my friend!"
Piccolo raised an antenna. "Where did you get that idea?"
"Uh...or I thought you were a friend of my best friend...but it doesn't matter! I can't believe you two are gay!"
The two bonded blached. "WERE NOT GAY!!!" They both said in unison.
"Woman, it was an accident."
"SURE it was! Just like that time I caught you going through my underwear drawer on accident?"
Vegeta saw Chi-Chi and Piccolo staring at him out of the corner of his eye. "I thought it was my room!"
"Save it, Vegeta! I can't believe you! At least Yamcha could find other GIRLS to cheat on me with!"
"Don't compare me to that Weakling!"
"Nevermind coming to get me! I can save myself!"
Last thing they saw was Bulma swinging a large wrench at the screen. The first swing put a crack in her screen and the second made the link go out.
"AURRRGH!!!" Vegeta started pulling on his hair and then punched the communication controls.
Chi-Chi and Piccolo just giggled and pointed at Vegeta.
BNB ~ Uh-Oh. Bulma and Vegeta had a big fight. Now will Vegeta still save he or will he hold a grudge against her for calling him gay? Will Piccolo be okay after he food? Next chapter they will land on that planet called Danger Do Not Come Here. Will the natives show them hospitality? Just wait to find out.