Mace's Vacation
Disclaimer: You know it. . .
A/N: The evil Late Night Insanity struck again, causing me to write this. . .I also forgot to say where Mace was going. He's going to Kamino, Naboo, and Tatooine.
"It's Padmè."
"No, it's a wedding cake."
"It's Padmè."
"Everything looks like Padmè to you."
"Well, everything looks like a wedding cake to you."
"That's because it is a freakin' wedding cake."
"No, it's freakin' Padmè!"
"So you're saying Padmè looks like a wedding cake? I'm telling her you said that."
"No don't!"
"Obi-wan, Anakin, what are you doing?" Depa asked, looking at them strangely
"We're trying to figure out what this ink splotch looks like." Obi-wan answered, holding up a piece of paper.
"It's Padmè right?" Anakin asked hopefully over Obi-wan's shoulder.
"Shut up!" Obi-wan hissed, pushing Anakin back. "It's a wedding cake."
"I think it looks like Padmè standing on a wedding cake." Depa said, studying the picture.
"How do you know what Padmè looks like?" Anakin asked from over Obi-wan's shoulder again.
"I saw you one night kissing a picture saying, "I love you Padmè." Depa answered.
"What picture?" Obi-wan asked Anakin.
"I think I hear Mace calling me." Anakin said quickly and ran off.
* * *
Ki-adi Mundi sat in a chair in his sleeping quarters, holding a ice pack on a huge, purple bump on his head, giving Yoda the evil eye.
"Did you have to hit me?" He asked sulkily.
"Picked me up you should not have." Yoda answered him.
"You really need some speech lessons you know that?"
"Shut up!" Yoda yelled and smacked Ki on the ankle with his gimmer stick.
"OW! You bitch! That hurt you know!" Ki yelled, rubbing his ankle with his free hand.
"Deserved it you did."
"Well deserved this you did." Ki said, grabbing the back of Yoda's pants and hefting him up on a hook on the wall.
"Kill you I'm going to." Yoda growled, punching and kicking in Ki's direction
"If you ever get down from there." Ki said, grinning evilly. "Oh, and I'll be taking this." He pulled Yoda's light saber off his belt. "So you don't get any ideas." He then stood up and limped off to refill his ice pack.
* * *
"It's a boomerang." Obi-wan said, studying another ink splotch.
"It's Padmè." Anakin said.
"Don't you start that again." Obi-wan warned him
"Start what?"
"The "It's Padmè" thing again."
"Well, this time it is."
"Depa, is it a boomerang or Padmè?" Obi-wan asked, holding up the paper.
"It's a boomerang." Depa answered.
"Ha! In your face Padawan!" Obi-wan shouted triumphantly, throwing the paper down at Anakin. "I would like to rub it in your face by doing a victory dance." Obi-wan then starts doing a weird Moonwalk/touchdown dance.
"Stop it, you're so embarrassing." Anakin mumbled, putting his hand over his face and blushes.
"Go Obi, go Obi, I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest." He sang, doing the Moonwalk around Anakin's chair. Anakin just slid down in the chair, hoping to disappear into the floor.
"Hey guys!" Adi squealed, bouncing into the room, Luminara tagging along behind her. "Master Mace just said we're going to land on Kamino so get your things together."
"Get your things together." Luminara repeated.
"Come on Lummy, let's go tell the others." Adi said, skipping away
"Let's go tell the others." She said, following Adi.
Is there anything I need to add, change, explain, ect.? If there is, leave me a review and tell me about it. If there isn't, just R&R!
Disclaimer: You know it. . .
A/N: The evil Late Night Insanity struck again, causing me to write this. . .I also forgot to say where Mace was going. He's going to Kamino, Naboo, and Tatooine.
"It's Padmè."
"No, it's a wedding cake."
"It's Padmè."
"Everything looks like Padmè to you."
"Well, everything looks like a wedding cake to you."
"That's because it is a freakin' wedding cake."
"No, it's freakin' Padmè!"
"So you're saying Padmè looks like a wedding cake? I'm telling her you said that."
"No don't!"
"Obi-wan, Anakin, what are you doing?" Depa asked, looking at them strangely
"We're trying to figure out what this ink splotch looks like." Obi-wan answered, holding up a piece of paper.
"It's Padmè right?" Anakin asked hopefully over Obi-wan's shoulder.
"Shut up!" Obi-wan hissed, pushing Anakin back. "It's a wedding cake."
"I think it looks like Padmè standing on a wedding cake." Depa said, studying the picture.
"How do you know what Padmè looks like?" Anakin asked from over Obi-wan's shoulder again.
"I saw you one night kissing a picture saying, "I love you Padmè." Depa answered.
"What picture?" Obi-wan asked Anakin.
"I think I hear Mace calling me." Anakin said quickly and ran off.
* * *
Ki-adi Mundi sat in a chair in his sleeping quarters, holding a ice pack on a huge, purple bump on his head, giving Yoda the evil eye.
"Did you have to hit me?" He asked sulkily.
"Picked me up you should not have." Yoda answered him.
"You really need some speech lessons you know that?"
"Shut up!" Yoda yelled and smacked Ki on the ankle with his gimmer stick.
"OW! You bitch! That hurt you know!" Ki yelled, rubbing his ankle with his free hand.
"Deserved it you did."
"Well deserved this you did." Ki said, grabbing the back of Yoda's pants and hefting him up on a hook on the wall.
"Kill you I'm going to." Yoda growled, punching and kicking in Ki's direction
"If you ever get down from there." Ki said, grinning evilly. "Oh, and I'll be taking this." He pulled Yoda's light saber off his belt. "So you don't get any ideas." He then stood up and limped off to refill his ice pack.
* * *
"It's a boomerang." Obi-wan said, studying another ink splotch.
"It's Padmè." Anakin said.
"Don't you start that again." Obi-wan warned him
"Start what?"
"The "It's Padmè" thing again."
"Well, this time it is."
"Depa, is it a boomerang or Padmè?" Obi-wan asked, holding up the paper.
"It's a boomerang." Depa answered.
"Ha! In your face Padawan!" Obi-wan shouted triumphantly, throwing the paper down at Anakin. "I would like to rub it in your face by doing a victory dance." Obi-wan then starts doing a weird Moonwalk/touchdown dance.
"Stop it, you're so embarrassing." Anakin mumbled, putting his hand over his face and blushes.
"Go Obi, go Obi, I'm the greatest, I'm the greatest." He sang, doing the Moonwalk around Anakin's chair. Anakin just slid down in the chair, hoping to disappear into the floor.
"Hey guys!" Adi squealed, bouncing into the room, Luminara tagging along behind her. "Master Mace just said we're going to land on Kamino so get your things together."
"Get your things together." Luminara repeated.
"Come on Lummy, let's go tell the others." Adi said, skipping away
"Let's go tell the others." She said, following Adi.
Is there anything I need to add, change, explain, ect.? If there is, leave me a review and tell me about it. If there isn't, just R&R!