Mace's Vacation
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A/N: The evil Late Night Insanity struck again, causing me to write this. . .I also forgot to say where Mace was going. He's going to Kamino, Naboo, and Tatooine.
"Where's Yoda?" Mace asked, glancing at the group of Jedi.
"He's probably hanging around somewhere." Ki said, grinning evilly.
"You look like you have a dirty little secret." Anakin told Ki.
"Ki, do you know where Yoda is?" Mace asked in an "I know you know now tell me" kind of voice.
"I really don't know." Ki said, holding back an evil laugh. Yoda then walks in, a huge hole in the back of his pants revealing underwear with little glow-in-the-dark light sabers on them, giving Ki the evil eye.
"Hey, you have the same underwear as me!" Anakin exclaimed.
"Why are you looking at Yoda's underpants for, you sicko?" Obi-wan asked him jokingly.
"They're kind of hard to miss, they're right there." Anakin protested.
"Kill you I will." Yoda growled at Ki and jumped at him and landed on his back.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Ki yelled, trying to throw Yoda off him.
"Kill you now I'm going to." Yoda growled, biting Ki's shoulder.
"Cut it out." Depa said, pulling Yoda off Ki's back. "We're not even to the first place yet and you two are going to start."
"HA! Spinach boy got in trouble!" Ki laughed, pointing at Yoda.
"Did you too." Yoda said and stuck his tongue out at Ki.
"You REALLY need speech lessons." Ki told him.
* * *
"It's the Sears Tower." Obi-wan said, looking at yet another ink splotch.
"It's Padmè." Anakin said again.
"Would you stop with the Padmè thing all ready?" Obi-wan hissed at Anakin.
"It really is Padmè this time. Look at it!"
"It is no-oh your right it is." Obi-wan said, looking at the ink splotch more closely.
"HA! I'm right this time. Boo-ya!" Anakin yelled, jumping up and down.
"All right, you don't have to rub it in." Obi-wan said, throwing the paper off to the side.
"Yes I do." Anakin told him, doing a weird Macarena-type dance. Then, the ship starts slanting downwards slowly.
"Master, we're sinking. Women and children first!" Anakin yelled running out into the hallway.
"How can we sink if we're in the sky?" Obi-wan asked, following Anakin. "Besides, we're probably just landing."
"If we're landing, I gotta go get my bags! I have my ink splotches in them!" Anakin said, running back into the room.
"Why didn't you think of that BEFORE you ran out here!" Obi-wan yelled after Anakin.
* * *
"Where are Obi-wan and Anakin? We're landing and they're still not here." Mace said, pacing back and forth.
"I see them!" Adi yelled, looking down the hallway, pointing.
"I see them." Luminara repeated, copying Adi's gesture.
"It took you guys long enough to get here." Mace said, putting his hands on his hips.
"Sorry Mace, Anakin had to go back for his stuff." Obi-wan said, glaring at Anakin.
"I love my stuff, I can't leave it behind." Anakin said, adjusting his pimp hat.
"Especially a certain picture you have right?" Depa asked slyly.
"What picture?" Obi-wan asked, looking at Anakin. Anakin just looked up at the ceiling innocently.
"Everybody sit down and buckle up for landing." Mace told everyone as the ship entered Kamino's atmosphere.
This chapter wasn't as funny as the others. I'll make the next chapters funnier. If there's anything I need to add, change, explain, ect. leave me a review and tell me about it. If there isn't, just R&R!
Disclaimer: You know it. . .
A/N: The evil Late Night Insanity struck again, causing me to write this. . .I also forgot to say where Mace was going. He's going to Kamino, Naboo, and Tatooine.
"Where's Yoda?" Mace asked, glancing at the group of Jedi.
"He's probably hanging around somewhere." Ki said, grinning evilly.
"You look like you have a dirty little secret." Anakin told Ki.
"Ki, do you know where Yoda is?" Mace asked in an "I know you know now tell me" kind of voice.
"I really don't know." Ki said, holding back an evil laugh. Yoda then walks in, a huge hole in the back of his pants revealing underwear with little glow-in-the-dark light sabers on them, giving Ki the evil eye.
"Hey, you have the same underwear as me!" Anakin exclaimed.
"Why are you looking at Yoda's underpants for, you sicko?" Obi-wan asked him jokingly.
"They're kind of hard to miss, they're right there." Anakin protested.
"Kill you I will." Yoda growled at Ki and jumped at him and landed on his back.
"AHHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!" Ki yelled, trying to throw Yoda off him.
"Kill you now I'm going to." Yoda growled, biting Ki's shoulder.
"Cut it out." Depa said, pulling Yoda off Ki's back. "We're not even to the first place yet and you two are going to start."
"HA! Spinach boy got in trouble!" Ki laughed, pointing at Yoda.
"Did you too." Yoda said and stuck his tongue out at Ki.
"You REALLY need speech lessons." Ki told him.
* * *
"It's the Sears Tower." Obi-wan said, looking at yet another ink splotch.
"It's Padmè." Anakin said again.
"Would you stop with the Padmè thing all ready?" Obi-wan hissed at Anakin.
"It really is Padmè this time. Look at it!"
"It is no-oh your right it is." Obi-wan said, looking at the ink splotch more closely.
"HA! I'm right this time. Boo-ya!" Anakin yelled, jumping up and down.
"All right, you don't have to rub it in." Obi-wan said, throwing the paper off to the side.
"Yes I do." Anakin told him, doing a weird Macarena-type dance. Then, the ship starts slanting downwards slowly.
"Master, we're sinking. Women and children first!" Anakin yelled running out into the hallway.
"How can we sink if we're in the sky?" Obi-wan asked, following Anakin. "Besides, we're probably just landing."
"If we're landing, I gotta go get my bags! I have my ink splotches in them!" Anakin said, running back into the room.
"Why didn't you think of that BEFORE you ran out here!" Obi-wan yelled after Anakin.
* * *
"Where are Obi-wan and Anakin? We're landing and they're still not here." Mace said, pacing back and forth.
"I see them!" Adi yelled, looking down the hallway, pointing.
"I see them." Luminara repeated, copying Adi's gesture.
"It took you guys long enough to get here." Mace said, putting his hands on his hips.
"Sorry Mace, Anakin had to go back for his stuff." Obi-wan said, glaring at Anakin.
"I love my stuff, I can't leave it behind." Anakin said, adjusting his pimp hat.
"Especially a certain picture you have right?" Depa asked slyly.
"What picture?" Obi-wan asked, looking at Anakin. Anakin just looked up at the ceiling innocently.
"Everybody sit down and buckle up for landing." Mace told everyone as the ship entered Kamino's atmosphere.
This chapter wasn't as funny as the others. I'll make the next chapters funnier. If there's anything I need to add, change, explain, ect. leave me a review and tell me about it. If there isn't, just R&R!