F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Gundam wing style!
Part Three
Disclaimer: Well, it's got to be said, so here goes…* takes a deep breath* I, under no circumstances whatsoever, own gundam wing * sob * or FRIENDS. It belongs to those very rich men with limos at Bandai, some television production thingys, and any other companies that own them. The only thing I DO own is this fic, Vinca (my character. MINE MINE MINE!!!), some chewing gum, a teddy bear, and a bunch of lint in my pocket. So please don't sue *^_^*.
Warnings: AU. A little (ok, maybe more than a little) sappy ^_^. The GW gang are all living near each other, the girls in one apartment and the guys in another. Wonder how long they'll survive for… ^_^. Oh yeah, and the characters are all above 15 in this story, you decide! Um, characters may be a little OOC also.
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When the girls got back to the large apartment they shared with three other girls, Vinca, Sally and Noin, they threw all their bags down on the polished floor and flopped down on the couch in exhaustion.
"What's up with you three?" asked Sally. "You look like you went to outer space and back again on foot!"
Relena smiled weakly. "You could say that."
Vinca, a pretty young girl with long, wavy lilac hair, whistled. "That bad huh?"
"Worse," muttered Dorothy. "Just ask Supergirl." She pointed to a heap on the floor.
"Hey Hilde!" shouted Noin, nudging Hilde with her foot. "Hilde? Hilde!"
"Wha?" moaned the usually hyperactive girl.
"Wow," whispered Sally. "Even Hilde's tired… that must've been some workout."
"You're telling me," moaned Dorothy.
"So what happened? Why the sudden shopping obsession Hilde?" Vinca asked curiously.
Hilde suddenly looked up at them all and gave an evil grin. "You mean, why the sudden boy obsession…" she said, giving Relena and Dorothy each a meaningful glance.
"Whoa! Let me get this straight. -Relena- and -Dorothy- are obsessed with guys?" said Vinca, with wide eyes. "Is this the same Relena and Dorothy we're talking about here? Miss. Peace and Miss. Sarcastic?!"
"Uh huh. And get this… the guys they're so obsessed with are actually moving in with Duo!" Hilde squealed excitedly.
"Wow," said Sally. "That's the apartment on the floor above us!"
Hilde nodded. Noin stood up. "So girls, what are we waiting for? Let's go and check them out!"
Relena and Dorothy, who were being blanked out of the conversation, chose that moment to interrupt.
"You guys…" Relena started uneasily.
"Don't "you guys" us Relena," Vinca interrupted her. "We want to see what kind of guys are so wonderful that even you and Dorothy have fallen for them!"
Dorothy merely snorted. "I have not fallen for Quatre."
"Oh, so it's a first name basis now, is it?" teased Hilde. "How romantic."
Dorothy glared at Hilde. "Shut up," she hissed.
Hilde just stuck her tongue out. "Make me!"
"Why you little…" Dorothy lunged at the blue-haired girl and promptly crashed into the door. "Argh! That's it!! Hilde Schbeicker, I challenge you to a duel!"
Hilde stopped for a moment and looked thoughtful. "Hmm… nah! I'm too tired." And with that she walked calmly into her bedroom to get some rest, leaving Dorothy behind fuming.
"Uh, I think we should visit Duo later you guys, it's pretty late," said Sally.
The others agreed with her and they all got ready for bed.
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The next morning, Duo woke up later than all the other guys and peeked into the kitchen to find them all sitting at the table, drinking coffee.
Quatre noticed him and smiled warmly. "Good morning Duo."
Duo grunted and went past the kitchen and into the bathroom.
"What's up with him?" murmured Quatre, a little concerned about the usually cheerful, hyperactive God of Death.
"It seems that the mighty Shinigami is not a morning person," smirked Wufei. "And I thought he was ALWAYS bouncing off the walls."
Trowa, as usual, was silent. Heero was nowhere to be found.
Suddenly, a loud scream was heard on the floor below them. All the guys apart from Duo exchanged a look and rushed out of their apartment and ran down the stairs. There they found Heero, brandishing a gun at a very terrified girl who had just come out of her apartment. The girl, who was shocked at first, came to her senses very quickly when Heero lowered his gun and began to shout at the suicidal pilot immediately.
"What do you think you're doing, you jerk! You scared me out of my wits!!!"
Heero merely glanced at her out of the corner of his eyes and stated clearly, "You surprised me."
The girl, who had pale blue eyes, which were now dark with fury, and brown hair that hung down in two twists, fumed with anger and yelled at the emotionless pilot. "Argh!! Well excuse me if I happened to open my door just as you walked past, but does that mean you have to point a gun at me for doing that?"
By now, all the other girls in that apartment came rushing out to see what all the commotion was about, and the guys recognised Hilde, Relena and Dorothy from the cafe.
"Hey Relena, isn't that the guy who you… mmmph!" Hilde managed to say until the alarmed princess clamped her hand over her mouth.
Sally was still yelling at Heero, who didn't even flinch as she continued with her shouting, until ---
"Shut up woman, you're more annoying than a police siren!" (AN: Guess who that came from ^_^)
Sally froze and slowly raised her head to the owner of that voice. Her eye twitched slightly as she faced Wufei. "What… did… you… call… me?"
Wufei stood his ground. "You heard."
"Argh!!!" Sally charged towards the surprised Gundam pilot and landed a karate kick on his chest. Wufei flew across the air and landed hard on his butt.
"Ow… you stupid onna, you'll pay dearly for this!!"
Sally simply smirked at him and said sweetly, "I don't think so," before turning back into her apartment.
The others just stood there, until they all burst out laughing uncontrollably, with the exception of Heero, Trowa and Wufei, who had flushed bright red and was cursing women under his breath.
"Duo… is going to… be so… sorry that he missed… th- this!" Quatre gasped while trembling with laughter.
Just then, the elevator pinged and out stepped none other than the great Shinigami himself. "Hey guys… wanna share the joke?"
Hilde stumbled forward, wiping the tears away from her cheeks. "Oh it was priceless Duo! You should have seen it! Sally totally kicked Wufei's butt!"
"What?! Aww man! I can't believe that I missed that!!" whined Duo.
Wufei just glared.
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Omake time again ^__^;;
Heero: Omae o korosu.
Me: What is it this time?
Heero: You promised you would give me more lines to say.
Me: Ah yes… um, I forgot?
Heero: Grr… Relena… you're in over your head… no wait, wrong line…
Me: -_-;
Heero: I meant… Crys, die!
Me: Uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Heero: Why not?
Me: Well… I AM the authoress of this fic right? That means -I- have the power over you all! And besides, * grins evilly * I'm also known as being a little deranged… mwahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Heero: Help us all.
Me: Hey! I'm not that bad! I mean, look at Vinca, I created her! She's not freaky!!
Heero: Good point…
Me: At least not yet…
Heero: What was that?
Me: * looks innocent * Oh nothing…
Heero: Uh, yeah. Um, Crystal?
Me: Yeeeeees?
Heero: Where are the others?
Me: Well… I thought we could spend some quality time together Heero, just you and me!
Heero: * gulps *
* Relena appears with her pink limo ^_^;; in a poof of smoke *
Relena: Hey! Leave my Heero-weero alone!
Me: Heero… weero? * twitch *
Relena: Come with me Heero! I'll save you from the freaky authoress!
Me: Hey!
Heero: Hmm… choices, choices. Who do I choose?
Relena: Well hurry up! I haven't got all day!
Heero: Um…