F.R.I.E.N.D.S: Gundam Wing style!
Part Four
Disclaimer: Well, it's got to be said, so here goes…* takes a deep breath* I, under no circumstances whatsoever, own gundam wing * sob * or FRIENDS. It belongs to those very rich men with limos at Bandai, some television production thingys, and any other companies that own them. The only thing I DO own is this fic, Vinca (my character. MINE MINE MINE!!!), some chewing gum, a teddy bear, and a bunch of lint in my pocket. So please don't sue *^_^*.
Warnings: AU!!! And sappiness, loooooads of it! But that's not until later in the story… Oops, did I ruin the surprise? And, and, OOC! Sorry, I did try to make them all stay in character (try being the operative word here), but I guess I have to try harder. It was just sooo tempting to make Sally kick Wufei's butt, I couldn't resist! ^_^;;
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Sally muttered angrily to herself as she packed all the stuff she needed for her afternoon shift at the health centre.
"I can't believe the nerve of that guy, that, that sexist pig! Police siren… humph!" she spat fiercely, to no one in particular. "Well, I showed him!"
She finished shoving all her things in the tiny backpack and was just about to open the door and walk out when a cute guy with dark chestnut hair in a braid and twinkling cobalt blue eyes threw open the door dramatically.
"Helloo? Anyone at hoooome?" Duo yelled in a singsong voice. He had been VERY disappointed that he had missed all the action earlier and wanted to make up for it by bombarding Sally with questions on how it felt to beat up Wufei. He pouted as he received no reply. "Oh well, guess she's gone to work already."
He walked back out again, with his braid hanging sadly between his legs, but soon started skipping towards Hilde as she promised to buy him an ice-cream cone. The others lagged behind and watched curiously as the door mysteriously swung forward, followed by a soft thump. Noin crept cautiously to the door and stuck her head into the apartment. She gasped as she saw Sally, sprawled out on the floor. The others gathered around her as she tried to revive Sally.
"Sally? Sally! Can you hear me?"
Sally stirred a little. "Wha? Oh, hi Noin! Wow… look at all the purty stars!"
Wufei snorted. "Stupid onna."
By now, Noin was extremely worried. "Sally? Sally, are you ok?"
Sally giggled. "Of course I am you silly! Look! I'm an aeroplane! Whee!!!" The others could only watch in horror and mild amusement as Sally "flew" around the apartment making aeroplane noises.
"Oh my goodness, she's lost it. She needs a doctor now!" whispered Vinca, as she watched in terrified fascination.
"This is all Duo's fault!" said Dorothy bitterly. "If he hadn't slammed the door so carelessly in Sally's face, we wouldn't be in this situation!"
"Ha! Women get hurt so easily," scoffed Wufei. "That's because they're weak!"
Four very pissed off females advanced threateningly towards Wufei. "What. Did. You. Say?"
Wufei gulped as he remembered what happened earlier. "Who m-me? I never said a word!"
Relena smiled warmly. "Good." Dorothy, on the other hand…
"And IF women are so weak and get hurt so easily, then how is it that you got your butt kicked by a woman this morning?"
Wufei glared at her and said nothing.
Dorothy smirked and went to call for a doctor.
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Sally sat on her bed and rubbed her temples. "It was really that bad huh?"
Her friends all nodded simultaneously. Sally groaned and covered her face with her hands. "This is sooo embarrassing!"
Relena plopped herself next to her friend and patted her hand reassuringly. "Don't worry, I'm sure the guys would have forgotten about it by tomorrow!"
Sally looked at the former princess and sniffed. "Y-you think so?"
"Of course."
Sally gave a wide smile. "Great!"
At that moment, Duo peeked in the room. "Oh hi gir- hahahahahaaaaaaaa! H-hi Sally!" He was in a fit of laughter now, and failed to notice the glares he received, or the pillow hurled in his direction. "Hahahaha- mmmph! Hey! Ow…"
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That's the end of yet another chapter folks! I'm not too sure about this fanfic now... it seems to drag a lot. Maybe I should wrap it up soon, what do you think? Oh yes, and does everyone like my new muse? * Drags Heero out from hiding * Isn't he cuuute? * Pinches Heero's cheeks *
Heero: OMAE O KOROSU!!!!!!!
Me: Yeah, yeah… whatever!
Heero: You do realise that you haven't given me ANY lines at all in this chapter.
Me: Of course.
Heero: Well?
Me: Well what?
Heero: -_-; Well, aren't you going to?
Me: No.
Heero: Why not?!
Me: Because… you're my muse!
Heero: What has that got to do with not giving me more lines?
Me: Well, um… * thinks for a second * Nothing really…
Heero: -_-
Me: But you now have the privilege of being my inspiration!
Heero: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: * growls *
Heero: * gulps * Uh, I mean, great!
Me: * smiles happily * YAY!