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Chapter 1 It all begins
"Now what should I do with all of this money I won from that stupid human?"
Hiei walked into the nearest store and started looking around. Something called Vanilla Coke caught his eye. Hiei just decided to buy as much as he could. If he didn't like it then he could just give it to Yusuke. He thought he saw him drinking it before.
He ended up buying 13 12-packs. He took his soda to a bench at the park and decided to start drinking.
"Not bad! Not bad at all!"
Of course Hiei didn't know this, but Vanilla Coke is dangerous to demons. It causes a chemical dissemblance in their brains. Poor Hiei, who was now on his eighth can, still had no clue what was going to happen to his sanity.
Hiei, who by now had started thinking more creatively (he started to lose it), decided to stash 8 of his remaining 9 packs in the bushes and took the other one with him as he started bouncing off the trees.
He killed a couple people as he started swinging his sword around saying that he was a falcon hunting its food.
"Don't forget the naked man!" he screamed.
Then Hiei started doing what he called the sacred mahi-mahi dance to summon paperclips with headaches.
"You have a nose in the middle of your head that can smell cheese puffs with the measles!!!!" said Hiei to a man who had only one nose, which was in the proper place.
Hiei had finished his "travel pack" now and decided to get a couple more from his stash. He took 2 packs from his stash and started consuming them right away.
He was halfway through the first one when some people in white jackets came in a big van.
"Oh no! The lobsters are attacking!" said Hiei right before he started singing the song "Addicted" by Simple Plan to the can of Vanilla Coke that he was currently drinking.
Then he started doing an interpretive dance that he called "Pants No More".
The men in white jackets were trying to sneak up on Hiei. They carried a strait jacket and a net. (If you haven't guessed already, they are from the mental facility)
Hiei had now finished the packs of Vanilla Coke that he was carrying a whole 5 minutes ago. He decided it was time for more. While he was getting into his stash, the white-jacketed men threw the net on top of him, forced him to the ground, put the strait jacket on him, and stuffed him in the van.
"Give me freedom or give me death!" Hiei called out right before he was injected with tranquilizers that were strong enough to make even a demon pass out.
Do you like? Please R&R. New chapter coming soon!!!!!!!
Chapter 1 It all begins
"Now what should I do with all of this money I won from that stupid human?"
Hiei walked into the nearest store and started looking around. Something called Vanilla Coke caught his eye. Hiei just decided to buy as much as he could. If he didn't like it then he could just give it to Yusuke. He thought he saw him drinking it before.
He ended up buying 13 12-packs. He took his soda to a bench at the park and decided to start drinking.
"Not bad! Not bad at all!"
Of course Hiei didn't know this, but Vanilla Coke is dangerous to demons. It causes a chemical dissemblance in their brains. Poor Hiei, who was now on his eighth can, still had no clue what was going to happen to his sanity.
Hiei, who by now had started thinking more creatively (he started to lose it), decided to stash 8 of his remaining 9 packs in the bushes and took the other one with him as he started bouncing off the trees.
He killed a couple people as he started swinging his sword around saying that he was a falcon hunting its food.
"Don't forget the naked man!" he screamed.
Then Hiei started doing what he called the sacred mahi-mahi dance to summon paperclips with headaches.
"You have a nose in the middle of your head that can smell cheese puffs with the measles!!!!" said Hiei to a man who had only one nose, which was in the proper place.
Hiei had finished his "travel pack" now and decided to get a couple more from his stash. He took 2 packs from his stash and started consuming them right away.
He was halfway through the first one when some people in white jackets came in a big van.
"Oh no! The lobsters are attacking!" said Hiei right before he started singing the song "Addicted" by Simple Plan to the can of Vanilla Coke that he was currently drinking.
Then he started doing an interpretive dance that he called "Pants No More".
The men in white jackets were trying to sneak up on Hiei. They carried a strait jacket and a net. (If you haven't guessed already, they are from the mental facility)
Hiei had now finished the packs of Vanilla Coke that he was carrying a whole 5 minutes ago. He decided it was time for more. While he was getting into his stash, the white-jacketed men threw the net on top of him, forced him to the ground, put the strait jacket on him, and stuffed him in the van.
"Give me freedom or give me death!" Hiei called out right before he was injected with tranquilizers that were strong enough to make even a demon pass out.
Do you like? Please R&R. New chapter coming soon!!!!!!!