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Chapter 3 Supply Shortage
Hiei went back to his stash and decided that since Yusuke and Kurama would take it away from him if they saw it he should start finishing his remaining 72 cans right away.
They got there sooner than he had expected.
"Hiei! So this is why you've gone psycho."
"No! Stay away! It's all mine! Mine I tell you mine! You can't have it! It's mine!" cried Hiei, who was now halfway through his remaining Vanilla Coke.
"Hiei calm down. We aren't going to take away your Vanilla Coke. It's ok," said Kurama.
"We are too going to take it! What else would we do?" yelled Yusuke stupidly. Kurama fell down anime style of course.
"I WAS TRYING TO TRICK HIM! HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A MORON?"
"Wow Kurama. I didn't know you were able to yell at all, let alone that loud."
"Cream cheese sooths sore muscles!" added Hiei as he finished his last Vanilla Coke.
Now the effect wouldn't wear off for a week or so. Not good. Not good. Really not good.
"Cows are knowledge!!!!!!!!" chanted Hiei as he started an acrobatic routine.
"I didn't know he could do that," said Kurama.
"Yeah...oh no."
"Oh no what?"
"How long do you think this will last?"
"About a week I guess."
"So how will we control him until then?"
"That is a problem isn't it Yusuke." They didn't know just how troublesome it would be.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! My sacred Vanilla Coke! I've just realized that I have no more! Curse those stupid purple kangaroos," said Hiei.
"It is a good thing that Hiei doesn't have any more money," said Kurama.
"Well he could just steal it from the store," said Yusuke.
"Don't give him ideas!"
Hiei had a better idea though. An idea that would cause much more trouble then robbing the store.
"Where is he going now? Oh no... he is heading toward" Yusuke was cut off when Hiei said
"The bank!!!! The bank!!! Off I go to the bank!!! Come one come all! Pigs and zebras alike are welcome! The palace of money! Yipee! Woopdidoo! Oh yes now I see the aardvarks are going to join us too! The more the merrier. As I've always said, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it jump up and down like a cactus on a windy day."
"Oh how fun," said Yusuke sarcastically.
Chapter 3 Supply Shortage
Hiei went back to his stash and decided that since Yusuke and Kurama would take it away from him if they saw it he should start finishing his remaining 72 cans right away.
They got there sooner than he had expected.
"Hiei! So this is why you've gone psycho."
"No! Stay away! It's all mine! Mine I tell you mine! You can't have it! It's mine!" cried Hiei, who was now halfway through his remaining Vanilla Coke.
"Hiei calm down. We aren't going to take away your Vanilla Coke. It's ok," said Kurama.
"We are too going to take it! What else would we do?" yelled Yusuke stupidly. Kurama fell down anime style of course.
"I WAS TRYING TO TRICK HIM! HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A MORON?"
"Wow Kurama. I didn't know you were able to yell at all, let alone that loud."
"Cream cheese sooths sore muscles!" added Hiei as he finished his last Vanilla Coke.
Now the effect wouldn't wear off for a week or so. Not good. Not good. Really not good.
"Cows are knowledge!!!!!!!!" chanted Hiei as he started an acrobatic routine.
"I didn't know he could do that," said Kurama.
"Yeah...oh no."
"Oh no what?"
"How long do you think this will last?"
"About a week I guess."
"So how will we control him until then?"
"That is a problem isn't it Yusuke." They didn't know just how troublesome it would be.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! My sacred Vanilla Coke! I've just realized that I have no more! Curse those stupid purple kangaroos," said Hiei.
"It is a good thing that Hiei doesn't have any more money," said Kurama.
"Well he could just steal it from the store," said Yusuke.
"Don't give him ideas!"
Hiei had a better idea though. An idea that would cause much more trouble then robbing the store.
"Where is he going now? Oh no... he is heading toward" Yusuke was cut off when Hiei said
"The bank!!!! The bank!!! Off I go to the bank!!! Come one come all! Pigs and zebras alike are welcome! The palace of money! Yipee! Woopdidoo! Oh yes now I see the aardvarks are going to join us too! The more the merrier. As I've always said, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it jump up and down like a cactus on a windy day."
"Oh how fun," said Yusuke sarcastically.