Title: Kenobi Twin Snapshots
Author: Kadi-Wan Kenobi
Rating: G
Archive: Please ask first.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: The Star Wars galaxy and its characters belong to GL and his companies. No money is being made off of this. I'm just borrowing them for fun.
*Directions*
*****2:00 PM*****
"Obi-Wan, are you sure about this? I think it would be a better idea if we just take the main street back to the Temple."
"I know what I'm doing. I've taken this hundreds of times. It will get us home in half the time it usually takes."
*****3:00 PM*****
"Obi-Wan, we're lost."
"We are not lost. I know exactly where we are."
"Mmmhmm. How come this shortcut is taking twice as long to get to the Temple as the regular way does?"
"You aren't helping."
"And don't shortcuts usually head in the RIGHT direction?"
"I know what I'm doing!"
"Obi-Wan, if we keep heading this way, we'll have to walk around the entire planet before we come to the Temple."
"Stop complaining. See, we need to turn here. Now are we going in the right direction?"
"I thought you said you knew what you are doing?"
"I do."
"Lets ask for directions from one of the venders."
*****4:00 PM*****
"I swear we already passed that building several minutes ago."
"How can you tell, they all look the same."
"No, that one has a particular..I don't know...smudge on it."
"Smudge?"
"Yes! Of course, its easy to remember something you see every 10 minutes."
"We are not going in circles! I would remember if we passed a certain building."
"You just said they all look alike!!!"
"We'll get there soon."
"Obi-Wan, just ask for directions."
*****5:00 PM*****
"Why can't you ask for directions?"
"I don't need to ask for directions when I'm not lost."
"Obi-Wan, face it. We're LOST."
"No we're not."
"Like I haven't heard that one a million times."
"Whats that supposed to mean?"
"It means you're being stupid! We should have been back at the Temple 3 hours ago. We probably won't get back until midnight."
"I am not stupid."
"Then ask for directions!"
*****6:00 PM*****
"I know where we're going, you said. Only take half the time, you said. Taken it a hundred times, you said."
"Hey, we're here, aren't we?"
"We should have been here 4 and a half hours ago."
"We made it before midnight."
"Only because I asked for directions!"
Author: Kadi-Wan Kenobi
Rating: G
Archive: Please ask first.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: The Star Wars galaxy and its characters belong to GL and his companies. No money is being made off of this. I'm just borrowing them for fun.
*Directions*
*****2:00 PM*****
"Obi-Wan, are you sure about this? I think it would be a better idea if we just take the main street back to the Temple."
"I know what I'm doing. I've taken this hundreds of times. It will get us home in half the time it usually takes."
*****3:00 PM*****
"Obi-Wan, we're lost."
"We are not lost. I know exactly where we are."
"Mmmhmm. How come this shortcut is taking twice as long to get to the Temple as the regular way does?"
"You aren't helping."
"And don't shortcuts usually head in the RIGHT direction?"
"I know what I'm doing!"
"Obi-Wan, if we keep heading this way, we'll have to walk around the entire planet before we come to the Temple."
"Stop complaining. See, we need to turn here. Now are we going in the right direction?"
"I thought you said you knew what you are doing?"
"I do."
"Lets ask for directions from one of the venders."
*****4:00 PM*****
"I swear we already passed that building several minutes ago."
"How can you tell, they all look the same."
"No, that one has a particular..I don't know...smudge on it."
"Smudge?"
"Yes! Of course, its easy to remember something you see every 10 minutes."
"We are not going in circles! I would remember if we passed a certain building."
"You just said they all look alike!!!"
"We'll get there soon."
"Obi-Wan, just ask for directions."
*****5:00 PM*****
"Why can't you ask for directions?"
"I don't need to ask for directions when I'm not lost."
"Obi-Wan, face it. We're LOST."
"No we're not."
"Like I haven't heard that one a million times."
"Whats that supposed to mean?"
"It means you're being stupid! We should have been back at the Temple 3 hours ago. We probably won't get back until midnight."
"I am not stupid."
"Then ask for directions!"
*****6:00 PM*****
"I know where we're going, you said. Only take half the time, you said. Taken it a hundred times, you said."
"Hey, we're here, aren't we?"
"We should have been here 4 and a half hours ago."
"We made it before midnight."
"Only because I asked for directions!"