Hi again. I've got five whole reviews! YAY! To hybrid fairy, I'm SOOO SORRY! I didn't realize someone else had used this idea. And here I thought I had an original story here. . Oh well. This is a chapter I don't even want to write, because Relena's getting her way with Heero. *Clutches Heero, determined to save him from his fate* Oh well. At least part of this will be in Heero's POV, which will be MUCH less painful. You know, a funny thing happened to me a few days ago. I was drawing a picture of Duo, when this guy in my class named Ross is like "Dude! That's Duo, from that freaky Gundam Wing thing!" and I'm like: "Yep! Copied it off Heero Is Not Toast!" and he's like: "Huh?" and I'm like: "It's a web site you freak!" so he goes to the website and when he comes back he's like: "DUDE! That site is messed up! Some crazy people made it about that soldier dude not being toast, and being GAY!" and I get this hurt expression on my face and I'm like: "We're not crazy!" and he's like: "YOU helped make it?!?" and I'm like: "No. I just read and enjoyed it." And the we got into this BIG argument, and... HEY! WAKE UP! Ok, ok, I'll get started with this story. *grumble, grumble*

Disclaimer: *sigh* No, I don't own Gundam Wing, or any of the Bishies in it, and OF COURSE I'm not making money off this thing! Who would pay a 13 ear old for this?

Warnings: 1x2x1, 1xRx1, 3x4x3 hinting, Duo sadness, Relena evilness, and Heero is confused.



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Relena sighed in contentment for the hundredth time today. Heero, the object of her lust and affection for forever, finally loved her back. Oh sure, maybe it was only her newfound body that he loved, but she couldn't care less. All that mattered was that she was with her angel and nothing else mattered.

She walked down the stairs, in a high collared red shirt and black jeans. Very tacky, but then, Duo never did have a good sense of style. She entered the kitchen and nearly gagged as she saw two men sitting beside each other, leaning into each other, kissing passionately. It was Trowa and Quatre. God. The sight was sickening. A man and a man should never be involved in a relation ship, romantic or sexual. It was just... wrong! Two people of the same gender can't be in love, it was against god's will.

"Oh, uh... hi Duo." The small blonde boy stuttered when he noticed Relena standing there, a disgusted look on her stolen face. "Is... is anything wrong?"

"Duo? Where? Oh right! I'm Duo! Duo, that's me!" Relena kicked herself inwardly for being so stupid. (A/N: Too bad your always like that .) "No, nothing's wrong, I just smelled something really gross. I think I need to go have a shower."

"O... k. have fun, Duo."

Relena ran up the stairs and into the washroom faster than she ever thought possible. She sighed, realizing that being Duo Maxwell would be very difficult.

She looked into the mirror over the sink, the boy's violet eyes staring back at her. With these striking eyes, long, chestnut hair, and a slim, muscular build, Duo was a very beautiful boy. Well, not as beautiful as Heero mind you, or herself, Relena thought. But he was definitely beautiful, and she was lucky he had long hair for her to play with, which she started to do. Speaking of playing.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerroooooooooooooooooooooo!"

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Heero got up and got dressed. He checked for a new mission, just as he did every day. To anyone who didn't know him well, it would look like nothing had changed recently. But to the other Gundam pilots, Heero had become quite a nice person ever since he and Duo had gotten together. He was a bit more talkative, smiled more, and was known to be seen HUMMING while working on Wing! Even Wufei agreed that making Heero happy was the smartest thing the braided baka had ever done.

As Heero thumped down the stairs, he heard two voices in the kitchen. ". And the look on his face."

". And when we asked if anything was wrong."

". It was as if he didn't know who he was."

Heero decided that now was the time to enter. "Is something wrong?" He asked Quatre and Trowa. Both looked up, startled by his sudden appearance.

Quatre shook his head. "I don't know," he said. "But Duo acted weird when he came downstairs this morning."

". Weirder than usual?" Heero asked, thinking of his braided lover.

"Yes. He came downstairs, gave us a weird look, acted as if he didn't know his name, said something about taking a shower, and ran back upstairs without eating anything."

Heero frowned. That didn't sound like Duo at all. Duo NEVER entered the kitchen without leaving with food in his arms, mouth, or both. What was wrong? Was Duo-Chan sick? He had to find out. He was halfway up the stairs when he heard it, and for a second, he tensed up and got ready to pull his hidden gun out.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerroooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Then he relaxed. It was just Duo, doing his Relena impression. He ran up the rest of the stairs and into the washroom. "Has anyone ever told you that you sound like Relena?" He asked, playfully.

The beautiful boy in front of him frowned slightly for a second before saying: "Shut up and come play with me!"

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Gah! I try to forget that its Ugly Pink Relena instead of Duo that Heero's luvin right now, but it won't work. If you think this is short for the amount of time put into it, I'm extremely sorry. I've come down with a bad case of writers block. *-.-sigh-.-* and in on so young. I got 1060 words, more than last time . I'll try to make them longer.

P.S. I'm SOOO sorry! I didn't realize I wasn't accepting anonymous reviews. Well, I FINALLY figured out how to change it, so ANYBODY can review!

P.P.S. Happy Valentines Day, Even if I don't celebrate it.

P.P.P.S. ARGH!!! I wanted to get this up on Valentines Day, but ff.n is in a "read only" mode. No one will read this until Feb. 16 ( oh well.

Truly, Bridget the Duck