A/N Apparently people like my ficy sooo; I'll make another
chapter...YAYYYY!!!!! ....orrrroooooo----- oh yes, I forgot to put a
disclaimer in the last chapie. So, here it is-
Disclaimer: *chibi sessha floating around in the air, hearts and shojo-ish bubbles included* Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't own anyone in my fanfic (hence the term FANfic), so PLEASE don't sue! (x^_^0)
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by sessha
Chapter 2
'Well, I guess my life isn't completely over' Keiko thought as she arrived at Genkai's temple and started counting shoes[1]. 'If Hiei and Kurama ARE here I think I'll run and pretend I don't know anything about this!!!' Seeing only six pairs of shoes, Keiko deemed it safe to go into the main room of the temple. "Phew.. Thank God! I did not want to think of what would happen if they did see this." Keiko whispered softly as she walked in to the room the others were in.
When Keiko saw the scene unfolding all she could do was stare.
"URRRRAAAAMMMMMEEEEESSSSHHHHHHIIIIIII!!!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT I HAVE A 'THING' FOR THAT SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!" "Well, Kuwabaka it would make sense. I mean, seeing as how you're always so mean to each other. Ya know, they say that's classic misdirected affection." Yusuke choked out from the head lock Kuwabara had him in.
Keiko finally got over her shock and alerted the rest of the room to her presence. "HELLLOOOO...." every one stared at her. "Kurama and Hiei are on their way here right now!!" She said, then promptly passed out.
"Wow, Keiko's really heavy." Yusuke said as he caught her. "umm.... Yusuke, I think we have other things to worry about." Koenma spoke in a completely traumatized voice.
"Really? Like what?" Yusuke was apparently very clueless to what Hiei would do if he caught them. "LIKE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!!!!" Koenma screamed at Yusuke threw his pacifier.
"Why would we be worried about that?" Okay, so Yusuke was completely clueless and he was the creator of this plan, that couldn't be good. "He's gonna get us killed! My father's is gonna kill me...my life is over...good bye life....." Sadly it seemed that Koenma couldn't take the pressure of secret meetings.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhhhhhh......" Shizuru commented. "But, Koenma's right. We should probably start thinking of a good excuse, ne?"
"We're trying to think of a good birthday present for Kurama?" Botan suggested. "That's good, Botan, just one problem." Yusuke said. "What's that?" "WE DON'T KNOW WHEN KURAMA'S BIRTHDAY IS!!!!!" It would seem Yusuke had lost his temper.
"Well what kind of friends are we then?" Kuwabara asked.
"THE KIND THAT WANNA STAY ALIVE" Yusuke screamed. "I've already died twice, I know what it feels like and ya know what? IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!" Yusuke then went on to ramble about the way your bones snap when your body is crushed and other lovely things like that.
After about two minutes of listening to him there was a collective "eeeeewwwwwww, that's disgusting!"
"Well, you know Yusuke, I've been to Hell and it's quite nice this time of year." Everyone stared at Koenma. "What? It is you know. Not too hot, not too cold, just perfect! It's one of the most popular vacation spots in all the realms combined. Kurama and Kuronue once had a hideout there (well, that's what my father says anyway), lucky dogs." "But Koenma-sama, both Kurama and Kuronue are Kitsune Youko! They'd be foxes!" Botan corrected. "It's a figure of speech. Get a dictionary, Botan."
"SO IS 'SHUT UP'" Yusuke yelled. Oh yes, our young reikai tantei had indeed lost his temper.
"May I ask precisely what everyone is doing here? Is there some type of meeting, did I not get some note?" There were a number of reactions to the soft alto voice they all heard, including but not limited to twitching, blanching, cursing in many different languages and simply staring in to open space and singing the pokemon ending theme [2], Until finally Yusuke jumped up in one last effort to save himself from the demon's wrath and yelled at the top of his lungs "SURPRISE!!! Guess we can't get anything passed you!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!"
"Demo, Yusuke-kun, that's very nice of you but, my birthday not for nine months yet." Kurama was very understandably having some trouble with the idea of ALL of Reikai Tantei and Co. (excluding himself and Hiei who was in a tree somewhere in south Tokyo) meeting at Genkai's temple for an apparently very important meeting.
"ehehehehehehehehe" Was all Yusuke could say. Then, to make matter worse a chorus of "It's all Yusuke's fault" was heard. Now he may have just been imagining it but, Yusuke could swear Kurama's eyes were golden when he asked, in a very annoyed tone. "What exactly is, quote-unquote, all your fault, Yusuke-kun?"
"That moron was trying to get the others to agree to helping him set you and Hiei up." Genkai answered when she walked in and guessed at why Yusuke was looking at Kurama with utter terror in his eyes.
"S-s-she's wrong!! It's the weather in New York that's all my fault." "Not including what madness would even make you think such a thing, what in Inari-sama's [3] name would make you try and set me up with Hiei?" Kurama asked, it seemed are favorite Youko was in denial.
"Well, you know what?" Kurama asked, Yusuke feared the Youko had now completely lost it. "eeheheheh, what?" "I THINK IT'S GREAT!!!! Hiei's just sooo bishounen.........ehehehehehe...." Needless to say, at this point Kurama's face matched his hair.
"So, I guess Yusuke's not dead after all!" Shizuru said. And thus Kurama conspired with Yusuke, Shizuru, Botan, Koenma, Yukina, Keiko, and Genkai. And poor Hiei has no clue of his fate at all.
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"WHERE THE HELL AM I......AND WHY ARE THERE DEMENTED THINGS WITH SILVER STOMACHS DANCING AROUND ME????????" Oh, dear. It seems our vertically challenged koorime fire youkai with tree eyes is very lost.
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A/N: I would like to thank everyone who reviewed me and no kisaru-chan, I'm only threatening people who don't review. And yes I know there are errors but XP Microsoft Word is evil dammit! Oh, and to radical_rune, Kurama cusses and Youko Kurama cusses quite badly, also thank you for the suggestion about Japanese words. Here's a translation of everything-
baka = idiot/stupid/moron gomen/gomen nasai = sorry/ I'm sorry kawai = cute ningen/Ningenkai = human/human world makai = literally Hell but usually means demon world reikai = spirit world reikai tantei = spirit world detective -san = someone you respect -sama = someone you really respect -kun = usually referring to a male that is younger than yourself -chan = same as -kun but for girls bishounen = pretty boy kitsune= fox youko = to the best of my knowledge it mean pure bred demon youkai = half demon koorime = ice maiden
Also here are the foot notes-
[1] Its a Japanese custom to take your shoes of in the house
[2]The Japanese Pokemon ending theme is the most goddamn annoying song ever and my friend said at one anime convention she saw someone just staring in to space and singing it for no reason.....yeah.
[3] In Japanese mythology Inari is a silver fox god/goddess (has no set gender).
Well, I think that's all, tell me if it's not! Thank you again oh, R&R, if you don't I am still threatening to lock you in a room with a drunken, horny Yomi who thinks your are Youko Kurama if you don't!
Ja mata minna-dono ~sessha (x^_~)
Disclaimer: *chibi sessha floating around in the air, hearts and shojo-ish bubbles included* Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't own anyone in my fanfic (hence the term FANfic), so PLEASE don't sue! (x^_^0)
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by sessha
Chapter 2
'Well, I guess my life isn't completely over' Keiko thought as she arrived at Genkai's temple and started counting shoes[1]. 'If Hiei and Kurama ARE here I think I'll run and pretend I don't know anything about this!!!' Seeing only six pairs of shoes, Keiko deemed it safe to go into the main room of the temple. "Phew.. Thank God! I did not want to think of what would happen if they did see this." Keiko whispered softly as she walked in to the room the others were in.
When Keiko saw the scene unfolding all she could do was stare.
"URRRRAAAAMMMMMEEEEESSSSHHHHHHIIIIIII!!!!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST THAT I HAVE A 'THING' FOR THAT SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!" "Well, Kuwabaka it would make sense. I mean, seeing as how you're always so mean to each other. Ya know, they say that's classic misdirected affection." Yusuke choked out from the head lock Kuwabara had him in.
Keiko finally got over her shock and alerted the rest of the room to her presence. "HELLLOOOO...." every one stared at her. "Kurama and Hiei are on their way here right now!!" She said, then promptly passed out.
"Wow, Keiko's really heavy." Yusuke said as he caught her. "umm.... Yusuke, I think we have other things to worry about." Koenma spoke in a completely traumatized voice.
"Really? Like what?" Yusuke was apparently very clueless to what Hiei would do if he caught them. "LIKE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!!!!" Koenma screamed at Yusuke threw his pacifier.
"Why would we be worried about that?" Okay, so Yusuke was completely clueless and he was the creator of this plan, that couldn't be good. "He's gonna get us killed! My father's is gonna kill me...my life is over...good bye life....." Sadly it seemed that Koenma couldn't take the pressure of secret meetings.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhhhhhh......" Shizuru commented. "But, Koenma's right. We should probably start thinking of a good excuse, ne?"
"We're trying to think of a good birthday present for Kurama?" Botan suggested. "That's good, Botan, just one problem." Yusuke said. "What's that?" "WE DON'T KNOW WHEN KURAMA'S BIRTHDAY IS!!!!!" It would seem Yusuke had lost his temper.
"Well what kind of friends are we then?" Kuwabara asked.
"THE KIND THAT WANNA STAY ALIVE" Yusuke screamed. "I've already died twice, I know what it feels like and ya know what? IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!" Yusuke then went on to ramble about the way your bones snap when your body is crushed and other lovely things like that.
After about two minutes of listening to him there was a collective "eeeeewwwwwww, that's disgusting!"
"Well, you know Yusuke, I've been to Hell and it's quite nice this time of year." Everyone stared at Koenma. "What? It is you know. Not too hot, not too cold, just perfect! It's one of the most popular vacation spots in all the realms combined. Kurama and Kuronue once had a hideout there (well, that's what my father says anyway), lucky dogs." "But Koenma-sama, both Kurama and Kuronue are Kitsune Youko! They'd be foxes!" Botan corrected. "It's a figure of speech. Get a dictionary, Botan."
"SO IS 'SHUT UP'" Yusuke yelled. Oh yes, our young reikai tantei had indeed lost his temper.
"May I ask precisely what everyone is doing here? Is there some type of meeting, did I not get some note?" There were a number of reactions to the soft alto voice they all heard, including but not limited to twitching, blanching, cursing in many different languages and simply staring in to open space and singing the pokemon ending theme [2], Until finally Yusuke jumped up in one last effort to save himself from the demon's wrath and yelled at the top of his lungs "SURPRISE!!! Guess we can't get anything passed you!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!"
"Demo, Yusuke-kun, that's very nice of you but, my birthday not for nine months yet." Kurama was very understandably having some trouble with the idea of ALL of Reikai Tantei and Co. (excluding himself and Hiei who was in a tree somewhere in south Tokyo) meeting at Genkai's temple for an apparently very important meeting.
"ehehehehehehehehe" Was all Yusuke could say. Then, to make matter worse a chorus of "It's all Yusuke's fault" was heard. Now he may have just been imagining it but, Yusuke could swear Kurama's eyes were golden when he asked, in a very annoyed tone. "What exactly is, quote-unquote, all your fault, Yusuke-kun?"
"That moron was trying to get the others to agree to helping him set you and Hiei up." Genkai answered when she walked in and guessed at why Yusuke was looking at Kurama with utter terror in his eyes.
"S-s-she's wrong!! It's the weather in New York that's all my fault." "Not including what madness would even make you think such a thing, what in Inari-sama's [3] name would make you try and set me up with Hiei?" Kurama asked, it seemed are favorite Youko was in denial.
"Well, you know what?" Kurama asked, Yusuke feared the Youko had now completely lost it. "eeheheheh, what?" "I THINK IT'S GREAT!!!! Hiei's just sooo bishounen.........ehehehehehe...." Needless to say, at this point Kurama's face matched his hair.
"So, I guess Yusuke's not dead after all!" Shizuru said. And thus Kurama conspired with Yusuke, Shizuru, Botan, Koenma, Yukina, Keiko, and Genkai. And poor Hiei has no clue of his fate at all.
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Meanwhile in teletubbie land
"WHERE THE HELL AM I......AND WHY ARE THERE DEMENTED THINGS WITH SILVER STOMACHS DANCING AROUND ME????????" Oh, dear. It seems our vertically challenged koorime fire youkai with tree eyes is very lost.
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A/N: I would like to thank everyone who reviewed me and no kisaru-chan, I'm only threatening people who don't review. And yes I know there are errors but XP Microsoft Word is evil dammit! Oh, and to radical_rune, Kurama cusses and Youko Kurama cusses quite badly, also thank you for the suggestion about Japanese words. Here's a translation of everything-
baka = idiot/stupid/moron gomen/gomen nasai = sorry/ I'm sorry kawai = cute ningen/Ningenkai = human/human world makai = literally Hell but usually means demon world reikai = spirit world reikai tantei = spirit world detective -san = someone you respect -sama = someone you really respect -kun = usually referring to a male that is younger than yourself -chan = same as -kun but for girls bishounen = pretty boy kitsune= fox youko = to the best of my knowledge it mean pure bred demon youkai = half demon koorime = ice maiden
Also here are the foot notes-
[1] Its a Japanese custom to take your shoes of in the house
[2]The Japanese Pokemon ending theme is the most goddamn annoying song ever and my friend said at one anime convention she saw someone just staring in to space and singing it for no reason.....yeah.
[3] In Japanese mythology Inari is a silver fox god/goddess (has no set gender).
Well, I think that's all, tell me if it's not! Thank you again oh, R&R, if you don't I am still threatening to lock you in a room with a drunken, horny Yomi who thinks your are Youko Kurama if you don't!
Ja mata minna-dono ~sessha (x^_~)