Part two

As soon as they got back to Melee they set about finding the Voodoo lady. However the house of Mojo was empty when searched, even by pulling on 'the finger'

"Something sure smells fishy here Guybrush" said Murray

"But Murray, you've got no nose!" Guybrush replied.

Murray snapped at him and landed on the floor. "Must we talk about my lack of facial organs??" He growled.

"But if the Voodoo Lady isn't here, where is she?" asked Elaine

"Maybe she went out to buy more chickens with pulleys in middles" Guybrush joked. He soon realised that no one had laughed.

Suddenly Elaine got a whiff of some voodoo gases coming from the Voodoo ladies chair.

"Ganno hakamutu ahootu!" she murmured

"Uh.Elaine?" Guybrush asked "Honey? You feeling o.k.?"

"Ganno hakamutu ahootu!" she murmured again. She stretched both hands out like a mummy and walked through the door.

"Elaine! Come back !" Guybrush called.

Murray, who was still on the floor, started jumping about again. "Now look what you did!" he snapped.

"Me? I didn't do anything!" Guybrush protested.

"Well I didn't do anything!" Murray argued

An old man interrupted them. "Stop arguing!" he said, "You need to find Elaine and go and rescue The voodoo lady who has been kidnapped by LeChuck!"

"Who are you?" asked Guybrush

The man shrugged "What do you care? I'm telling you what you want to hear!"

Meanwhile, the Voodoo lady was being forced to make visions for LeChuck. She was strapped to a chair at the side of the wall. Lechuck paced the room.

"Agh! I be wanting visions Voodoo lady person!" he snarled.

The voodoo lady had resisted his demands up till now. "I see nothing in your future." She said

"Agh! Want'dya mean woman?!" LeChuck cried "There must be something! * sigh * I'll deal with you later. Right now I must seek out Threepwood."

He pointed to the voodoo lady's nephew. "Where is he?"

"M-m-m-m-m-melee Island, s-s-s-sir" stuttered the boy

"Set sail to Melee Island then!" LeChuck boomed, to whoever was listening.

"Nah. I doubt Guybrush will stay there for long" Said the Voodoo lady "He'll be off looking for no-nosed pirates and three headed monkeys before you can say plunder Island"

"PLUNDER ISLAND?" gasped Guybrush as Stan told them where Elaine had gone. "How on earth did she get there?"

"Quite simple, she just came along, bought one of my 'Previously owned inflatable dingeys' and rowed off into the sunset, only without her husband/rowing buddy" Said Stan "Which was funny because we didn't go over it's safety regulation report!"

"WHAT?" screamed Guybrush "Why?"

"Well.she bribed me with a voodoo message and I was..uh..taking classes"

Murray snatched the paper from Stan with his teeth. "It's a clue Guybrush" He said

"Hakeeya magger seneakma nada blada wada Plunder Island" Guybrush read "Great clue Murray."

He turned to Stan "I'll hire one of those dingeys"

"Fabulous choice sir." Complemented Stan "Better buy now I say. This deal won't laaaaaaasssssttttt!!!"

Guybrush searched his pockets finding no money. "Here" he said quickly "Take this talking skull as my fee" He hopped into dingey and rowed off.

"Oh you'll pay for this Guybrush!" Murray yelled "You're dead Guybrush! You're sooo dead! .well, almost dead"

"Come on" Said Stan "You can help me with my next project. Stan's previously owned talking skulls!"

"Nooooooooooo!" Murray screamed.

Meanwhile, Guybrush had now headed out to sea and had drifted to a halt in the middle of the ocean in an inflatable dingey.

"What a waste of time" he wrote in his journal "Now it'll be days before I reach land again, let alone Plunder Island. I know there's nothing now but ocean for miles around."

He stopped. "I'm getting a feeling of déjà vu"

BOOM! LeChuck's ship bumped into the dingy, turning it upside down. Guybrush came up spluttering water.

"Wait" he said, "It's passed"

LeChuck fished him out of the sea. "We meet again Mr Threepwood!" he snarled

"Erm, yes will you look at that?" Guybrush stuttered, and then bravely "What do you want?"

"Let's see," said LeChuck " 1) You 2) You dead 3) Elaine and 4) The Carribean! I plan to have them all by the end of my siege!" He held him by his shirt and chucked him into the hold. Thump! Guybrush landed in the treasure room

"I'm still getting déjà vu" He sighed before he fainted.