OMG!!!!! OMG!!!!! A NEW CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!! Hi guys! I'll bet you're wondering what took me so long. WELL READ THE LAST CHAPTER, SILLY!!! Ya. My mom took down all the passwords, so I can be here, writing! But I'm not officially allowed back on ff.n until I'm 15. *Eye roll* Like I'm waiting 2 years! So now I write my next chapter, but it will be quite mellow, for fear my mother finds it!

Disclaimer: During the long period of time that I was off the comp, I did not receive ownership of Gundam Wing, although I'm sure Cindy tried to buy it for me. Therefore I'm making no money off this fic.

Warnings: 1x2x1, 1xRx1, 3x4x3 hinting, Duo sadness, Relena evilness,
and Heero is confused.

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Holding his breath, Duo yanked the nightgown off. But as it went over his head, it got stuck, and Duo felt a sharp pain in his ear. WHEN THE HELL DID RELENA PIERCE HER EARS?!? Duo thought angrily, ripping the earring out of its painful position. He glared at it for a moment, then blinked. In his hand, was a small key! He pulled out the other earring and found that it too was a key. THE DIARY!

Duo ran to were he put the diary, which was under a pile of clothes, and rammed one of the keys into the lock. He heard a satisfying click, and the diary's lock fell off. He opened to the first page, then rolled his eyes. It was all dedicated to Heero and his greatness. Duo didn't need to hear any of this, so he flipped through the next five pages, which were about the same thing. Then, something caught his eye.

'-I got a new credit card today. I added the number

to the back of the book, with all the rest. I hope-'

Duo didn't read the rest. He flipped to the back of the diary, which had at least fifty credit card numbers. Duo felt a twitch at the side of is mouth, and the face of Relena slowly sunk into a smirk to rival the Grinch's. He looked in the mirror again, no longer horrified, and studied the body it reflected.

"This is going to be fun."

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Relena dried her hair, panting slightly, thinking of this morning's events. She was proud, as well as extremely satisfied to know that her dreams had come true, and her beloved Heero had given her the first orgasm she ever had. (. So sorry! At least I didn't post the original!) Now all she wanted to do was hit the mall!

"Duo?" Relena wheeled around. "Sorry! Didn't mean to startle you. Just wondering what you want to do today."

Relena smiled. "Actually, I'd like to go to the mall today."

Heero looked at her funny. "But you HATE the mall."

What the HELL was wrong with Duo? How could ANYONE hate the mall? "Ya, but I need some new clothes."

"Fine. We'll leave in forty-five minutes. In the mean time, take those silly braids out of your hair.[1]"

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[1] You know the braids. The ones at the sides of her head that rap around and meet at the back.

Well, that was this chapter. Yes, I know it's short, and no, I can't think of a good excuse for why, but the word count is 574 which I think is good for my chapter length. Well, tell me what you think, Bridget the Duck