Chapter 2: The insanity cures every known physical Disease

but increases every known mental one....

Heero: *looks out the window*

Quatre: Heero, what in Zech's name are you doing?

Heero: I can smell it

Quatre: What?

Heero: *sniffs the air*

Quatre: What? What do you smell?

Heero: It

Quatre: *growing very annoyed* Well, what is "It"?

Heero: That...thing

Quatre: What thing?!

Heero:*starts to sob*

Quatre: ...

Heero: It's caused me so much pain! *Sob* I mean, I thought killing ten billion men would cause me to cry, but instead it's *sob* it's *Sob* That.... *starts shaking so hard he can't answer*

Quatre: Heero...I'm sorry, but you must tell me. I can't help you if I don't know

Somewhere out in the distance: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOO!!!!!!

Quatre: Oh. I see

Heero: Why?! Why can't it leave me alone!?!

Out in the distance: *a horrible screechy yell* I"M COMING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: *panicky sob* Oh No!!!!!

*Heero wipes his eyes and stands up*

Out in the distance: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *rumbling sound*

Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Quatre: Heero pull yourself together, man!!!!

*Slaps Heero*

*Heero blows up on impact the second Quatre's hand touches his face*

Quatre: *Now standing in the fog of an overloaded Heero* Uh Oh...

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Later...

Duo: Ahh... nothing beats a cool skinny dip in a secluded forest pond

*Takes off clothes*

*Random fangirl runs by and snatches them without Duo knowing* (Just say you're that fangirl)

Duo: oops, better fold my clothes first

*Sees clothes are gone*

Duo: Ah! My clothes! It must have been __________(insert your name here)

Duo: Oh wells, life goes on

*The beautiful, and now very naked gundam pilot steps into the pond*

Duo: Ahhh....this is the life

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Erika: Sorry to take you away from the story for a minute, but if you don't remember what happened to Wufei in ch.1, you need to go back and read it now. That is all!

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Duo: Mmm... this water feels so good!

*The sky is a beautiful sunsety color, and a gentle breeze blows by as the sounds of ambulances drive fangirls to the hospital of heart attacks from this scene of Duo beautifully and nudely bathing*

*Something rustles in the bushes*

Duo: Hmm? Some animal must be trapped

*Stands up, still butt naked*

Duo: Don't worry, little guy, I'll get you out

*Duo tugs at something in the bushes*

* 'Tis not an animal in the bushes, but Wufei elaborately dressed in a skimpy pixie outfit with make up on*

Wufei: *in some elagant accent* Skittles, taste the rainbow

Duo:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Suddenly, an avalance of skittles begin to fall on poor naked Duo, staining his nude body with little color droplets*

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*Meanwhile, Quatre is sadly eating dinner, tears dripping into his food as he remembers Heero.*

Quatre: Oh, Heero, why did you have to blow up on impact when I slapped you across the face!?

Trowa: *quits eating and stares at Quatre*

Quatre: What are you staring at, Clown Boy?

Trowa: *angrily frowns and shoots water from a flower he's wearing on his shirt at Quatre's face*

Quatre: Hey! This is a brand new shirt, Bozo!

Trowa: *bares teeth and throws a sizzling hot pie in Quatre's face*

Quatre: My face! My beautiful face! What's wrong, paint face, can't take a joke?

*You see Trowa loading Quatre into a cannon* 'Nuff said.

*Heero walks in*

Heero: Mmm... Dinner smells good.

Quatre: *poking his head out just enough to see Heero* Heero! You're alive!

* Trowa pokes Quatre's head back in*

Heero: Well, of course I'm alive

Quatre: But earlier when I slapped you, you blew up

Heero: Right...

A dark shadow at the window: *In a digitally enhanced monster voice* Heedo...

Heero: *melts*

Quatre: See?! See?! What'd I tell you, Trowa?!

Trowa: You told me he blew up.

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*Meanwhile next door*

George Bush: We have got to stop those neighbors

Goku: I know, they pushed me into a hole

Big Bertha: I know how

*George and Goku look at her*

Big Bertha: No one ever outsmarts Big Bertha

George Bush: *giggling* Like you could fit into a hole anyway

*Through the window you see Quatre go flying with a blood curdling scream*

Big Bertha: Just leave it to me, darlins

The end, for now