A/N: Okay...Here's the next chappy of this nonsense story. Hope you likey!
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Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken were once more on their journey for God only knows what. After hours of aimless meandering, Sesshoumaru decided it was finally time to stop and rest. They sat under a tree in complete silence until the question tugging at the back of Rin's mind could stay quiet for no longer.
Rin tugged on Sesshoumaru's long, fabulous sleeve. "Fluffy?"
Sesshoumaru looked to the little girl. "Yes, Rin?"
Rin bit her lip and looked around in uncertainty. "Um...Can Rin ask Fluffy a question?"
The silvery-haired youkai nodded. "Why of course, Rin."
The little girl smiled her gap-toothed smile and finally let it out. "Well, Rin wanted to know about Fluffy's mommy."
Jaken's ugly, bulbous yellow toad eyes widened as he hobbled quickly in front of her. He waved his arms erratically. "Noo!!! How dare you insult milord with such a question! You should be asha---"
Sesshoumaru silenced the hideous youkai with a raise of his hand. "No, Jaken. I suppose it would've come up at some point anyway." He shifted.
Rin clapped her hands happily. "Yay! Rin gets a story!"
Sesshoumaru nodded. "It all started one night when my father was very lonely...."
[------Flashback------]
A seductive female voice came forth from the darkness toward Sesshoumaru's father. "Hey, big boy. Lookin' for a good time?"
The male demon's eyebrow raised in excitement. "Oh yeah, babeh..." he said invitingly.
The womanly youkai stepped out into the darkness. Her hair was starched up with hair spray, and bright blue eyeshadow decorated her eyelids. She had on knee-high fishnet stockings and an impossibly short skirt, as well as a bra-looking thing which exposed her bloated gut.
Sesshoumaru's father cringed and recoiled. "Oh my...Ugh..." He then looked down to his crotch, shrugged, and then looked back up to the woman in contemplation. He nodded. "Yep. I'm horny enough."
And the two walked off into a secluded cave, a strong, hairy arm guiding the amorous male youkai.
[------End of Flashback------]
Jaken blinked. "M-milord...?"
Sesshoumaru looked to the repulsive green creature. "Yes, Jaken?"
"Your mother was a prostitute?" The toadly thing was simply horrified, and a little turned on, by the description.
The dog youkai sighed and nodded. "Indeed, I'm afraid she was. I am ashamed."
Rin grinned and scooted next to Sesshoumaru. "Fluffy should not be ashamed. Rin still loves Fluffy the same." (In a father/daughter sense, you weirdos!)
Sesshoumaru flashed her a rare smile. "Arigato, Rin."
Rin smiled even bigger. The three sat there in a quite comfortable silence for a while. Rin then looked to Sesshoumaru inquistively.
"Fluffy?"
"Yes, Rin?"
"What is 'prostitute'?"
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A/N: TA DA!!!! ^_^; lol. I'm very weird, but at least that question was finally answered!!! YAY!!!! xD
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko
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Sesshoumaru, Rin, and Jaken were once more on their journey for God only knows what. After hours of aimless meandering, Sesshoumaru decided it was finally time to stop and rest. They sat under a tree in complete silence until the question tugging at the back of Rin's mind could stay quiet for no longer.
Rin tugged on Sesshoumaru's long, fabulous sleeve. "Fluffy?"
Sesshoumaru looked to the little girl. "Yes, Rin?"
Rin bit her lip and looked around in uncertainty. "Um...Can Rin ask Fluffy a question?"
The silvery-haired youkai nodded. "Why of course, Rin."
The little girl smiled her gap-toothed smile and finally let it out. "Well, Rin wanted to know about Fluffy's mommy."
Jaken's ugly, bulbous yellow toad eyes widened as he hobbled quickly in front of her. He waved his arms erratically. "Noo!!! How dare you insult milord with such a question! You should be asha---"
Sesshoumaru silenced the hideous youkai with a raise of his hand. "No, Jaken. I suppose it would've come up at some point anyway." He shifted.
Rin clapped her hands happily. "Yay! Rin gets a story!"
Sesshoumaru nodded. "It all started one night when my father was very lonely...."
[------Flashback------]
A seductive female voice came forth from the darkness toward Sesshoumaru's father. "Hey, big boy. Lookin' for a good time?"
The male demon's eyebrow raised in excitement. "Oh yeah, babeh..." he said invitingly.
The womanly youkai stepped out into the darkness. Her hair was starched up with hair spray, and bright blue eyeshadow decorated her eyelids. She had on knee-high fishnet stockings and an impossibly short skirt, as well as a bra-looking thing which exposed her bloated gut.
Sesshoumaru's father cringed and recoiled. "Oh my...Ugh..." He then looked down to his crotch, shrugged, and then looked back up to the woman in contemplation. He nodded. "Yep. I'm horny enough."
And the two walked off into a secluded cave, a strong, hairy arm guiding the amorous male youkai.
[------End of Flashback------]
Jaken blinked. "M-milord...?"
Sesshoumaru looked to the repulsive green creature. "Yes, Jaken?"
"Your mother was a prostitute?" The toadly thing was simply horrified, and a little turned on, by the description.
The dog youkai sighed and nodded. "Indeed, I'm afraid she was. I am ashamed."
Rin grinned and scooted next to Sesshoumaru. "Fluffy should not be ashamed. Rin still loves Fluffy the same." (In a father/daughter sense, you weirdos!)
Sesshoumaru flashed her a rare smile. "Arigato, Rin."
Rin smiled even bigger. The three sat there in a quite comfortable silence for a while. Rin then looked to Sesshoumaru inquistively.
"Fluffy?"
"Yes, Rin?"
"What is 'prostitute'?"
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A/N: TA DA!!!! ^_^; lol. I'm very weird, but at least that question was finally answered!!! YAY!!!! xD
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko