A/N: Since this series is such a HUGE success(and I use the term "HUGE" loosely), I decided, "Hell, I'll make this next one." Well, I hope you like this!
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Kouga and his wolfy crew sat by the falls keeping watch over their territory. The men sat at their stations, and Kouga strode back and forth, stalking around trying to look sexy. His followers looked a little worry. Okay, they looked VERY worried.
"Kouga, sir, " one spoke up, "what're you doin' if you don' mind my askin'?"
Kouga tossed a "matter-of-fact" look to him. "Why, looking pretty, of course." He then walked off to go primp in a mirror.
Another one of the men shifted uncomfortably. He looked to one of the other guards. "Uh, why is Kouga tryin' ta look pretty? Does that worry anyone else?"
His comrade nodded furiously. "I'm pretty sure it has somethin' ta do with those leg warmers of his."
"Yeah! What's up with those things anyway?" another chimed in.
One smirked. "I'll give my next big catch to whoever asks him."
Suddenly, Kouga strutted out of the darkness, holding his hand up to silence them. "There is no need for betting," he said. "I heard the whole thing."
They looked frightened. "Kouga sir...I.."
Kouga shook his head. "It is okay. I shall tell you."
[------Flashback...To the 80's!------]
A poofy-haired Kouga walked down the street. Hairspray held his fabulous hair up, and Duran Duran blared into his ears from the boombox he held.
"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." he sang to himself as he danced upon the sidewalk. "Just like that river twi--"
Suddenly, a peppy girl doing high-kicks flipped over to him. "Hey, dude! You wanna look totally rad and pretty?!"
Kouga nodded happily. "I really wanna look pretty!"
The girl giggled and tossed a pair of leg warmers to him and cartwheeled away, "Sayonara, dude!"
He looked down at them with eyes full of wonder. "Ooo! These are fabulous! I'm never takin' them off! EVER!"
And with that, he put them on and skipped off into the horizon, humming "Rio".
[------End of Flashback------]
"And that is how I got my leg warmers." Kouga finished with a punctuating nod. He walked off once more.
One of the guards looked to another. "That really didn't answer anything, did it?"
"Nope."
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A/N: Yay! Another sickeningly stupid chapter courtesy of me! Who else? *shrug* I dunno. R&R!
Oh yes, I almost forgot! Yes, I'm aware Kouga would not have been alive in the 1980's, I just
thought it'd be funny. u.u; Guess I was wrong. And another thing: I'm only 14...I didn't actually live in the 80's,
So I may be inaccurate, but I don't care because it is just a funny story!!! ^_^; Aishiteru!
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko
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Kouga and his wolfy crew sat by the falls keeping watch over their territory. The men sat at their stations, and Kouga strode back and forth, stalking around trying to look sexy. His followers looked a little worry. Okay, they looked VERY worried.
"Kouga, sir, " one spoke up, "what're you doin' if you don' mind my askin'?"
Kouga tossed a "matter-of-fact" look to him. "Why, looking pretty, of course." He then walked off to go primp in a mirror.
Another one of the men shifted uncomfortably. He looked to one of the other guards. "Uh, why is Kouga tryin' ta look pretty? Does that worry anyone else?"
His comrade nodded furiously. "I'm pretty sure it has somethin' ta do with those leg warmers of his."
"Yeah! What's up with those things anyway?" another chimed in.
One smirked. "I'll give my next big catch to whoever asks him."
Suddenly, Kouga strutted out of the darkness, holding his hand up to silence them. "There is no need for betting," he said. "I heard the whole thing."
They looked frightened. "Kouga sir...I.."
Kouga shook his head. "It is okay. I shall tell you."
[------Flashback...To the 80's!------]
A poofy-haired Kouga walked down the street. Hairspray held his fabulous hair up, and Duran Duran blared into his ears from the boombox he held.
"Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand..." he sang to himself as he danced upon the sidewalk. "Just like that river twi--"
Suddenly, a peppy girl doing high-kicks flipped over to him. "Hey, dude! You wanna look totally rad and pretty?!"
Kouga nodded happily. "I really wanna look pretty!"
The girl giggled and tossed a pair of leg warmers to him and cartwheeled away, "Sayonara, dude!"
He looked down at them with eyes full of wonder. "Ooo! These are fabulous! I'm never takin' them off! EVER!"
And with that, he put them on and skipped off into the horizon, humming "Rio".
[------End of Flashback------]
"And that is how I got my leg warmers." Kouga finished with a punctuating nod. He walked off once more.
One of the guards looked to another. "That really didn't answer anything, did it?"
"Nope."
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A/N: Yay! Another sickeningly stupid chapter courtesy of me! Who else? *shrug* I dunno. R&R!
Oh yes, I almost forgot! Yes, I'm aware Kouga would not have been alive in the 1980's, I just
thought it'd be funny. u.u; Guess I was wrong. And another thing: I'm only 14...I didn't actually live in the 80's,
So I may be inaccurate, but I don't care because it is just a funny story!!! ^_^; Aishiteru!
Ja, minna-san!
Ko-ko