BPharaoh: This isn't my first humor fic, this is the first one I'm posting!! ^.^
My others got deleted when I got a virus over Spring Break Y.Y But my
computer is fine now, and it's ready to torture some sexy and kawaii bishis!! and possibly
shoujos ^_^
Everyone except B.Pharaoh: -___- crap
BPharaoh: There's not much of a plot, except for showing freaky vids of the YGO ppl acting
not-themselves WARNING: Yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone
Jou: BenevolentPharaoh did not create Yugioh, it's copyright Kazuki Takahashi. **runs off to go find Seto**
BPharaoh: Thnx Jou! Now: First vid is called.. "Therapy Effects"
~Begin~
Yugi:Little Chibi Hamsters DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Little Chibi Bunnies DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Little Chibi Millenuim-Zombie-Looking-Dogs DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Yami: ... **looks down at Yugi, who is in his lap**
Yugi: Mokuba volunteered to be my therapy teacher ^^
Yami: moki-bah.
Yugi: ^_^
Yami: His name sounds like an algebriac concept.
Yugi: ...
Yami: ..Can you go back to singing?
Yugi: Nope
Yami: ..why?
Yugi:**drags Yami off** Because I want more cards,so I hope you have
money ^__^
Yami: ...
Yugi: Ya know this rocket was aiming at Seto & once the target locked
on him it said Rock on it was cool..
Yami: ...
~Fin~
BPharaoh: next is called "Numbers"
~Begin~
Malik: **walks into Math class w/ Ishtar**
Teacher: Open your note books, we're covering 3 sections today! ^_^
Ishtar: **Groan** I'm so pissed off at numbers...
Malik: Yeah man....there's like too many of them....
Teacher: **rambles about the sections and gives the assignment**
Malik: Numbers tick me off...
Ishtar: Everything ticks you off
Malik: Shut up you're ticking me off
Ishtar: Told you
Malik: Told me what
Ishtar: Just shut up and do your assignment
Malik: Dammit you're ticking me off again.
Ishtar: Do your facking assignment.
Malik: Fine
Ishtar: What?
Malik: Fine.
Ishtar: Huh?
Malik: Fine!!!
Ishtar: I can't hear you!
Malik: I said FINE, YOU GONNA EAT THAT!?!?
~fin~
BPharaoh: This one is called "Average Day"
~begin~
Jou: Seto has a lot of food in his pantry ^_^ Yummy!
Seto: Jou get out of the pantry!!!
Jou: Why??
Seto: Because, If you eat it all we have to go to the grocery store and buy
more, which costs money and I can't spend all my money on you just because
you moved in with me! I'm a filthy rich guy, doesn't mean I have all the money
in the world I can spend on anything I want! It's for buisiness too!
Jou: **Eating pizza** Can you repeat that... I was eating my little
friend, instead of listening to whatever you just said because I prolly wouldnt
understand anyway ^^
Seto: grr....
Jou: Now whos the dog!!
Seto: **bites Jou**
Jou: Bad, bad dog.
~fin~
BPharaoh: Okay! ^_^ So far we've done Seto, Jou, Yami, Yugi, Malik,
and Ishtar... okay next is starring
Anzu, Mai, and Isis! "fault-tolerant distributed systems"!
~begin~
Mai: **reading**
Isis: **looks up at the sky** I wonder what I am....
Mai: **looks up** You're..uhhh............
Isis: **looks at Mai** yes?
Mai: um.....a toolkit for implementing fault-tolerant distributed systems!!!!!!
Isis: Wrong Isis.... -_-'
Mai: what ever. XP
Isis: **looks up at stars** who am I? **cell phone rings** -__-'
**answers** hello, Isis Ishtar speaking -_-'
Anzu: Can I get some cond-
Isis: EW! Don't EVER call me again!!! **hangs up** **goes back to
wondering who she is by looking at the stars** ... **cell phone rings; answers**
Hello, Isis Ishtar speaking. -_-
Anzu: I was gonna say condition control therapy...
Isis: My bad... **hangs up anyway**
~fin~
BPharaoh: NEXT! ^^
~begin~
Yami: **laying down on the couch staring at the ceiling**
Yugi: **sits down on the floor and smiles at Yami**
Yami: **doesnt see Yugi and keeps staring at the ceiling**
Yugi: **sticks out his tounge playfully** n.n
Yami: **Stares at the ceiling still**
Yugi: T__T **pokes Yami**
Yami: **doesn't move**
Yugi: YAMI !!!
Yami: WhA!? **falls off the couch and lands on Yugi...smiles...sweatdrops**
Yugi: Yami, get off please..what if Sogoruku comes home o.o
Yami: Wha...? Who's sogoruku? =9
Yugi: Yami!
Yami: Fine.. **gets off and sits on the couch setting Yugi in his lap**
Yugi: **picks up the remote and turns it to KidsWB (a/n: XDD)...episode w/
Kuriboh snuggling Yami**
Yami: **Sweatdrops as Kuriboh comes from Yugi's room and starts snuggling
him again**
Yugi: **Glares at Kuriboh**
Kuriboh: **puppy dog eyes**
Yugi:**rivals puppy dog eyes with his own**
Kuriboh: X.x kuri kuri..kurrrrrr..
Yami: **Staring; blinking**
Yugi: **snuggles Yami** mineee~~
Yami: **sweatdrops**
Sogoruku: **Walks in and walks past Yami and Yugi** Hi Yugi, Hi Yami.
Yami + Yugi: O.o
Sogoruku: What you think I didnt know..? **goes upstairs into his room**
Yami: **grins and pulls himself and Yugi back down to the floor**
Yugi: Did you tell Sogoruku..?
Yami: No of course not...why would I do that..? ^__~
Yugi: **glomp-tackles Yami** =D
Yami: **destroys video camera..which he landed next to**
(screen gose fuzzy)
~fin~
~BenevolentPharaoh~
BenevolentPharaoh: R&R please! It's extremely appreatiated! ^^ I'm going to
eventually start working on a yaoi YY/Y fic Romance/Angst! ^_^
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My others got deleted when I got a virus over Spring Break Y.Y But my
computer is fine now, and it's ready to torture some sexy and kawaii bishis!! and possibly
shoujos ^_^
Everyone except B.Pharaoh: -___- crap
BPharaoh: There's not much of a plot, except for showing freaky vids of the YGO ppl acting
not-themselves WARNING: Yaoi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneoneone
Jou: BenevolentPharaoh did not create Yugioh, it's copyright Kazuki Takahashi. **runs off to go find Seto**
BPharaoh: Thnx Jou! Now: First vid is called.. "Therapy Effects"
~Begin~
Yugi:Little Chibi Hamsters DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Little Chibi Bunnies DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Little Chibi Millenuim-Zombie-Looking-Dogs DANCE DANCE DANCE!
Yami: ... **looks down at Yugi, who is in his lap**
Yugi: Mokuba volunteered to be my therapy teacher ^^
Yami: moki-bah.
Yugi: ^_^
Yami: His name sounds like an algebriac concept.
Yugi: ...
Yami: ..Can you go back to singing?
Yugi: Nope
Yami: ..why?
Yugi:**drags Yami off** Because I want more cards,so I hope you have
money ^__^
Yami: ...
Yugi: Ya know this rocket was aiming at Seto & once the target locked
on him it said Rock on it was cool..
Yami: ...
~Fin~
BPharaoh: next is called "Numbers"
~Begin~
Malik: **walks into Math class w/ Ishtar**
Teacher: Open your note books, we're covering 3 sections today! ^_^
Ishtar: **Groan** I'm so pissed off at numbers...
Malik: Yeah man....there's like too many of them....
Teacher: **rambles about the sections and gives the assignment**
Malik: Numbers tick me off...
Ishtar: Everything ticks you off
Malik: Shut up you're ticking me off
Ishtar: Told you
Malik: Told me what
Ishtar: Just shut up and do your assignment
Malik: Dammit you're ticking me off again.
Ishtar: Do your facking assignment.
Malik: Fine
Ishtar: What?
Malik: Fine.
Ishtar: Huh?
Malik: Fine!!!
Ishtar: I can't hear you!
Malik: I said FINE, YOU GONNA EAT THAT!?!?
~fin~
BPharaoh: This one is called "Average Day"
~begin~
Jou: Seto has a lot of food in his pantry ^_^ Yummy!
Seto: Jou get out of the pantry!!!
Jou: Why??
Seto: Because, If you eat it all we have to go to the grocery store and buy
more, which costs money and I can't spend all my money on you just because
you moved in with me! I'm a filthy rich guy, doesn't mean I have all the money
in the world I can spend on anything I want! It's for buisiness too!
Jou: **Eating pizza** Can you repeat that... I was eating my little
friend, instead of listening to whatever you just said because I prolly wouldnt
understand anyway ^^
Seto: grr....
Jou: Now whos the dog!!
Seto: **bites Jou**
Jou: Bad, bad dog.
~fin~
BPharaoh: Okay! ^_^ So far we've done Seto, Jou, Yami, Yugi, Malik,
and Ishtar... okay next is starring
Anzu, Mai, and Isis! "fault-tolerant distributed systems"!
~begin~
Mai: **reading**
Isis: **looks up at the sky** I wonder what I am....
Mai: **looks up** You're..uhhh............
Isis: **looks at Mai** yes?
Mai: um.....a toolkit for implementing fault-tolerant distributed systems!!!!!!
Isis: Wrong Isis.... -_-'
Mai: what ever. XP
Isis: **looks up at stars** who am I? **cell phone rings** -__-'
**answers** hello, Isis Ishtar speaking -_-'
Anzu: Can I get some cond-
Isis: EW! Don't EVER call me again!!! **hangs up** **goes back to
wondering who she is by looking at the stars** ... **cell phone rings; answers**
Hello, Isis Ishtar speaking. -_-
Anzu: I was gonna say condition control therapy...
Isis: My bad... **hangs up anyway**
~fin~
BPharaoh: NEXT! ^^
~begin~
Yami: **laying down on the couch staring at the ceiling**
Yugi: **sits down on the floor and smiles at Yami**
Yami: **doesnt see Yugi and keeps staring at the ceiling**
Yugi: **sticks out his tounge playfully** n.n
Yami: **Stares at the ceiling still**
Yugi: T__T **pokes Yami**
Yami: **doesn't move**
Yugi: YAMI !!!
Yami: WhA!? **falls off the couch and lands on Yugi...smiles...sweatdrops**
Yugi: Yami, get off please..what if Sogoruku comes home o.o
Yami: Wha...? Who's sogoruku? =9
Yugi: Yami!
Yami: Fine.. **gets off and sits on the couch setting Yugi in his lap**
Yugi: **picks up the remote and turns it to KidsWB (a/n: XDD)...episode w/
Kuriboh snuggling Yami**
Yami: **Sweatdrops as Kuriboh comes from Yugi's room and starts snuggling
him again**
Yugi: **Glares at Kuriboh**
Kuriboh: **puppy dog eyes**
Yugi:**rivals puppy dog eyes with his own**
Kuriboh: X.x kuri kuri..kurrrrrr..
Yami: **Staring; blinking**
Yugi: **snuggles Yami** mineee~~
Yami: **sweatdrops**
Sogoruku: **Walks in and walks past Yami and Yugi** Hi Yugi, Hi Yami.
Yami + Yugi: O.o
Sogoruku: What you think I didnt know..? **goes upstairs into his room**
Yami: **grins and pulls himself and Yugi back down to the floor**
Yugi: Did you tell Sogoruku..?
Yami: No of course not...why would I do that..? ^__~
Yugi: **glomp-tackles Yami** =D
Yami: **destroys video camera..which he landed next to**
(screen gose fuzzy)
~fin~
~BenevolentPharaoh~
BenevolentPharaoh: R&R please! It's extremely appreatiated! ^^ I'm going to
eventually start working on a yaoi YY/Y fic Romance/Angst! ^_^
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