Chapter 3
Disclaimer: In case you haven't noticed, I can't draw good enough to own DragonBallZ. So I dont. Sheesh, why do we even have to put these things? They're a waste of time and letters. Well, I hope you like this.
It was only 30 minutes till the lunch party!! Vegeta was trying desperatly to get rid of the dorky glasses before the guests arrived. He was always making fun of Goku(Kakarott, whatever) because he was dorky!! When Kakarott saw him, he'd never live it down!! Vegeta decided he would get the family cat to eat the glasses.(Dont ask, he doesnt have knowledge about animals.) "Here, Kitty Kitty." He said. The cat loved Vegeta, but he always hated how it rubbed on his leg and tried to make him his territory. If anything, Vegeta owned the CAT. But for some reason, Kitty woulden't go anywhere NEAR Vegeta. Bulma walked in and saw Vegeta crouched under the couch. She narrowed her eyes. "Are you Ki Blasting the cat again?" "No." "Then what are you doing?" "Im trying to get him out, but I think he's afraid of me and my new glasses. I dont look the same, as I tried to tell you."
"Well," Said BUlma, "Go help your son on his project and I'll help you get out Kitty. Without killing him." Vegeta tried to find the trickery."No way!!" He said. "I can get out Kitty by myself!!" "Why dont you ever want to spend time with Trunks?!" "As if you didn't know!!" Vegeta growled. "He's always getting in our way, like just a minute ago. And children hate you for things that have to be done. You HAVE to wake them up early for school, but they still hate you for it." Bulma saw his point. "Just GO!!" She screamed. Her voice was so loud, Kitty hurled himself out from under the couch and dug his claws through Vegeta's spandex pants and into his legs and just hung there. Rivers of dark red blood flowed down Vegeta's leg. "Ouch, you son of a--" The cat jumped on Vegeta's face, causing his glasses to fall to the floor. It mauled and destroyed his face before returning under the couch. "My FACE!!" Vegeta yowled, grabbing at his cut face. "Lemme go get some peroxide!" Bulma screamed, and ran toward the bathroom. Vegeta ran into the entertainment center, causing the vase full of Bulma's Valentines day flowers to fall down.Down on his head. This knocked him out. Thats when Trunks walked in. He looked at his fallen father. "Serves you right." He said, and spit on Vegeta's shiny white shoe. Then he and Kitty strolled down the hall.
"Oh!! I HURT!!" Vegeta yowled. Bulma was putting burny stuff on his cheeks where jagged scratches were all over the place. They were already becoming purple and puffy. "The dinner guests will be here in 15 minutes!!" Bulma said. "And the cat broke your glasses!!" She held up the remains. Vegeta just looked at them. "Wouldja lookit that...." He said. "What a shame." Bulma grunted. Then she dabbed the Burny stuff extra hard. It hurt so bad Vegeta powered up andd sent her flying into a towel rack. "Sorry." He said. She put band-aids on his face. "There." She said. "YOUR ALL DONE!!" She stood back to admire her work. "Bulma, Im not one of your art work thingys." He looked like a mummy. Bulma thought it was silly. So she laughed. She pictured somebody catching Vegeta's face on fire. Then she stopped laughing. The mental picture had been to horrible for me to say!! The melted Bandaids Mixing with liquified flesh and twisting crazily to the floor,STAINING THE CARPET!!! She blinked. Vegeta was waving a hand over her face. "Hello......Lost you there for a minute." "Well..............."Bulma said. "I'll just get out the carpet cleaner for later..." Vegeta didn't know what in the heck she was talking about.
"Hello Kakarott, Kakarott's brat and Kakarott's woman." Vegeta said as they walked into the door. "Your little brat better stay out of my room, as well as you and your whore. Last time you were here my BOOK disappeared." "What would I want with a book? Maybe Gohan, Picollo or Videl did it?" Krillin waltzed in. He was trying to give Vegeta an object. "Hiya, Vegeta. Sorry that I borrowed your book. I thought maybe it would help me and 18 work out our issues and--OW!!"
Vegeta slugged Krillin so hard a stream of bloody spit sprayed from his mouth for 4 feet and he was knocked into the wall. Then Vegeta delivered a series of Cont. Kicks to his shins and lower stomach. More bloody spit. "WHITE Carpets!!" Bulma said. "Vegeta, remember the carpets!" He stopped kicking Krillin, but he puched him to the floor. Krillin lay in a bruised heap. "Thats what you get for taking my book!!" Bulma put a hand on Vegeta's shoulder. "Vegeta, let's go into our room and talk aboutt this. Goku, Goku's family, let other people in. We'll be out shortly.Oh--and call 911 for Krillin." They nodded. Vegeta was so mad he was almost in tears as he held out the mangled book. "Im sorry!!" He said. "It's just that it was my book, and he took it and that made me mad!!" Vegeta plopped on the bed and Bulma did next to him. "You have to control your temper." Bulma said. "Your going to kill someone. And, if I like the person or not, I won't be happy." "..........*Grunt*........" "And one day your going to seriously hurt Krillin." "That was the idea!!" Vegeta said. "He took my book, so he has to face the consequenses!!"
"You should have let it slide. It wasn't that big of a deal." "If you let one person walk all over you without punishment, its not long before the others will start to!!" Bulma wondered where her husband was getting all the quotes from. They were freaky. "Thats it." Bulma said. She grabbed 2 suitcases. Vegeta was horrified."Your Leaving me?! Going away?" Bulma shook her head. "Nope. Well, I am leaving, but your coming too!! But not Trunks. Just me and you!!" Vegeta cocked his head. "No inturruptions, no school projects, no whining?"
"Nope, Nope, and nope. Just quiet time so you can cool it!!!" "Where will we go?" Vegeta asked. "To another planet or something?" Bulma thought. "Do you know of any planets that aren't inhabited by anyone? Deserted?" Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. Pretty much all planets have one creature or another." "Do you know of one that has small, soundless creatures who dont bite and dont fight?"
There was a long pause. "Well......maybe. wait, no." "Vegeta, are you counting yourself?"
He nodded. "Well stoppit!" "Oh, yeah!!" Vegeta said. There's this one planet that is next to where planet Vegeta was. It had green grass and everything, and people used to live there, but then they all left." "But where did they go?" She said. "Did a monster take over?" "I'm not sure." Vegeta said. "But remember, Iv'e got Ki Blasts." But then Bulma thought of something. "Vegeta, your glasses are broken. We can't go anywhere until we get them fixed." Vegeta was horrified. "I dont want them fixed!!" He said. "They're ugly and they ruined my life FOREVER!!" Bulma sighed. "Fine, fine. Just pack." Vegeta dumped a crateload of books into the suitcase so it couldent close. "Vegeta, you can't take all those books. Your clothes hafta fit." Vegeta frowned. "But Bulma, I don't want to be on a whole nother PLANET with only 4 or 5 books!!" Bulma thought. "Your not going to be reading anyway. This is a vacation for me and you. Not You and BOOKS!!!" Vegeta was mad. "I dont think I want to go anywhere with no books!" He crossed his arms. Bulma put some training clothes into his suitcase. He took them back out. She put in some socks. He took them out. "Stop!!" Bulma said. "No, YOU stop!" Vegeta countered. Vegeta wrestled her for the underwear she was about to put in. Bulma B*tch slapped Vegeta so hard his face went sharply to the side. A Big red handprint was there. "Why You....." Vegeta said. He growled so hard it sounded like a wolf. He rubbed his face. "I outta make you pay for that, you Whore!!" Bulma ignored that comment. "Your going to let me pack for you because I KNOW you wont do it yourself." She put in little bars of soap shaped like ducks. "What do we need THOSE for?!" Vegeta asked. "Because." Bulma said, "They're cute." "Can't we go someplace with at least ONE magazine?!" Bulma thought. Then she raised on finger in the air. "Iv'e got it!" She said. She pulled out a brochure. "Look!!" She said. Vegeta squinted to read it. "The Hawaii Island Spa--Private Hot Tubs, Private Swimming Pools, Private Bedrooms and private golf courses." He looked at Bulma. "I dont like golf and Does it have room service?" " You dont have to play golf, and Yes it does." Vegeta thought. "And this would be far enough away Kakarott and everybody else coulden't come?" "Yes." Bulma replied. "Okay." Vegeta said. "Fine." He let her put in his clothes. "Can I just take ONE Book?" He asked, holding up Cujo(The rabid Saint Bernard book) In which he hadn't finished. Bulma sighed. She liked it better when he wasn't so well- read. "How far have you gotten?" He opened it up with the Garfeild bookmark. "Page 184." He said. She shrugged. "Why not?"
Vegeta smiled and clapped. "Yay!!" He wrapped the book in newspaper and placed it carefully underneath his training clothes in the suitcase. He didn't want it to get wet or anything. He burst out of the room. Goku was drinking a beer, and Picollo had 7 cans around him. "Hiya!!" Goku said. "Where are you and Bulma going? China?!" Vegeta shook his head. "No, Kakarott. We're going to a Hawaii resort and YOU are going to watch our little brat!" Goku nodded. "Going to take care of some 'Buisness'?" He asked, raising his eyebrow. Vegeta didn't answer. "We need a vacation from you, our son and that drunk on our front lawn who lives in a trash bag!!" Picollo barfed. "Oh, about my trashbag..." Picollo groaned, "You might want to get that changed. It's half full." Vegeta was so desgusted he grabbed Picollo by the back of the neck, and burst through the ceiling. "Wonder where he went." Said Chi Chi. Then he came back, without Picollo. "What did you DO to Picollo?!" Bulma asked. "You could be charged with MURDER, Vegeta!!"
"I dropped him in a De-Tox place." Vegeta said. "Right through the chimeny!!" Everyone laughed. "What a scary Santa Clause." Goten commented. He had been obsessed with writing a Christmas List. Trunks was helping. "Trunks, your going to stay with Goku, Chi Chi and Goten and Gohan for a while, Okay?" Trunks dropped the pencil he was writing with. "How long?" He asked. She looked at Vegeta. "A MONTH." He snapped. Trunks' eyes filled with tears. "Dont cry, honey, we'll be back, dont be sad..." "Im not sad." "Then why are you crying?" "These are tears of joy." Bulma, very disturbed, picked up her suitcase. "Bye, everybody!!" She said, then she hopped on her Vegeta Horsie's back and they flew out the window. Vegeta was reading while he flew. "Your going to run into a tree." She said. "I won't." Vegeta said. "And if I do, I won't cry." Bulma wondered where that comment came from. "Do you even know which way we're going?!" She asked. Vegeta was getting annoyed. "Yes, I do. I'm not flying blindly." You may not be blind but your close to it with that book in front of your face. Bulma thought. Then she thought of his glasses. "Vegeta, your glasses!! You can't see well without them!!" She pulled out the remains with no glass in them. He stared at them. "I'll NEVER wear those." He said. "Not if you TIE me down. NEVER." A sign they passed over said 'Welcome to the Atlantic Ocean'. Then they were flying over the ocean. "Suppose you were to have a heart attack." Bulma said. No answer. "Or suppose a whale jumps up and eats you." "Whales don't eat people." "Well, anyway, what if something happens to you and I fall into the ocean. The only thing I would have to stand on is your rotting carcass." "That would be something." Vegeta imagined Paranahs coming up and eating his remains while his wife stood on them. It was pretty funny. "I do feel a little weird..." He said. "Sometimes ripping pains go through my chest and then I feel like I'm about to............." He dove sharply and went underwater a ways. Bulma was screaming and thrashing. When he came back up they were wet. "A shark could have grabbed us!!" She said. "That was stupid!!"
"Sometimes my kidneys feel like they're about to explode. Then my feet look like they're starting to rot, and my ears ooze greenish bloody pus. " Bulma covered her ears a SCREMED. "Shut up, shut up, oh god shut up." He continued saying more nasty stuff till they flew over the island. "Land!!" She screamed. "For Kai's sake LAND!!!!!" "Maybe I just decided I like flying." He said. "And I dont want to land." He hovered over the resort. "You know, we could lower ourselves down and not have to pay."
"What are you saying? We could steal it?" He nodded. "No money, no room service." Vegeta shrugged. "Then I guess we'll hafta pay. You got the money?" Bulma nodded and took out a roll of bills. Vegeta lowered both of them down to the front door and they went in. "Geez." He said. "This is really cool." It was really big inside, with famous paintings on the walls, celebrities walking in and out, and pink wallpaper. Ferns grew everywhere. "Welcome to the Hawaii Island resort!" Said a bubbly lady who Vegeta thought was hot. She walked up to them and shook their hands. "Hi, I'm Patty! Can you give me what you would like your room to be like and what services you want?!"
She took out a notepad. "Well....."Bulma said, "We want a room for two. King Sized bed, and pink wallpaper. Pink curtains, a walk-in closet, one of those pretty ferns. " "AND." Vegeta added," A big Fluffy comforter, lots of fluffy pillows, full room service, Gecuzzi tub(Bubbly water tub about the size of a hot tub) Hot tub access, swimming pool, free horseback nature walks, and anything else we might think of. I want this vacation to be the best ever and if its anything but, I'll read to you from a boring book!!" "Vegeta!!" Bulma hissed. "We dont need 2 lawsuits!!" "Right this way!!" Patty said. Vegeta was already getting out his book, 'Cujo'. He intended to get it finished pretty soon so him and Bulma could spend time together without him wanting to finish a book. The lady put a small pink key into a keyhole and turned the lock. It was beautiful and luxirious. There was a pink, fluffy canopy bed and a oak bedside table. A pair of blue and a pair of pink fluffy houseshoes were buy the bed, and a pink and blue housecoat. The bedroom had pink tile in the shower, walls and floor, with a baby blue sink and green soaps shaped like animals(My grandma had some in her bathroom) that Bulma thought were so cute. There was a picture window and outside were luxurious green trees that shaded a Bubbli- water tub and a Hot tub. Beyond that was a swimming pool, huge with a coypond too!! There were welcome chocolates on each pillow(The pillows and comferters were very fluffy) and a little red button on the nightstand. "If you want room service, tell me!!" The lady gushed. (Isnt this the room you've always dreamed of?!") "Its great!!" Bulma said. She gave Vegeta a big hug. "We're gonna have a great time!!" Bulma flew open the closet. New clothes were all over the place.
"You dont have to pay until the end of your stay." Patty said. "Tell me, how long do you suppose you'll be staying with us?"
"Around a month, maybe more." Vegeta said, his arm around Bulma. "You see, we have a little problem." "And whats that?"
"A child. Leave now." Patty shrugged and walked out. She tripped on the way. "Oh,wait!!" She said. "I'll bring by a price estimate later!!" Vegeta Ki Blasted at her and she ran Away. Vegeta put on his blue housecoat and houseshoes and fell onto the bed. He grabbed his book, Cujo, with a slobbering Saint Bernard on the front. "Vegeta!" Bulma said. "Please stop reading!! Let's go out to the pool, or horesback riding, or something. PLEASE?!"
"We can do all that romantic stuff later!!" Vegeta snapped. "Lemme finish my book!" Bulma sighed.
Vegeta had finished his book and they were 'messing around' out in the Gecuzzi tub. They were splashing stuff when Vegeta's Saiyan hearing kicked in. Something was snapping twigs and heading toward them. I guess I should start this part off by saying that the book Cujo scared him. The Saint Bernard had killed 4 people before a middle-aged woman stopped its mad rampage. So Vegeta had been very disturbed. "Its just a fish in the coypond." Bulma said. "Don't get worried. " "Since when do FISH walk on land?!" Vegeta asked. "I think we should get out and go inside." His wife shook her head. "No, Vegeta. It's our vacation. Relax!!" He growled. "Bulma,I think we should--" And thats when he saw it. A Saint Bernard dog, romping right toward them. "Oh, Puppy!!" Bulma said. "C'mere, Puppy Puppy Puppy!!" She clapped her hands and spoke in a high voice. vegeta clapped a hand over her mouth as the dog, slobbering but happy, tromped over. *Pant Pant Pant* Bulma slapped Vegeta's hand away. "Look how cute it is!" She said, petting it's thick fur. "Whats wrong?!" Vegeta raised his hand to Ki Blast it. It wagged its tail and panted. "NO, VEGETA!!" Bulma cried, and put his arm in a different direction. The powerful blast hit a tree. "Whats WRONG with you?!" She asked. "It's only a dog!! Remember?! DOG?"
He stared at it. "This dog is a Saint Bernard. That means it's RABID." Bulma didnt know what he was talking about until she remember the book. "Are you talking about that BOOK, Vegeta?" She asked. "That book is fake!! Not real! Fantasy!" Vegeta didnt care. "Its a CRAZY dog!!" He said. "I never did like dogs!!"
"But honey, we can take it home for Trunks!! He would play with it!!" "No evil, Satanic dog is living with me!!" He said. He tossed a leaf at the dog, which snapped at it. Bulma waded over to the steps to climb up. "BULMA!!" Vegeta yelled. "NOOO!!" He flew over and grabbed her. "You can't get out! The dog will kill you!!" "The dog Cujo was rabid!" Bulma said. "A sick bat bit him on the nose and he got RABIES!! He went crazy! You can tell that this dog isn't sick at all!!" It panted and barked. "You never know." Vegeta said. "I'll have to fly us into the room. And hope he doesnt bite me, because then I'll get the disease!!" Bulma rolled her eyes. "This is rediculous!! Your a grown man! Remember your 'Saiyan Pride' stuff? Well this is a poor excuse!!" Vegeta flew toward the door, water dripping off the both of them, and the pup playfully snapping at Vegeta's heels. He applyed a swift kick to it's head, just hard enough to knock it a little off course. "Vegeta don't you DARE Kick that puppy again!!" Bulma said. "It's just an innocent little puppy, and your so worried you carry ME inside? Why don't you be crazy by yourself!!"
"Because it might jump in the hot tub and attack the moment I leave. Then where will your protection be? Certainly not in that skimpy Bikini!!"
"I thought you liked it." Bulma said. "I do like it. " Vegeta said. "But thats beside the point. The point is it's a crazy animal and it's revenous for your flesh, stripped directly off of your bones!" Bulma was desgusted as he dropped her on the bed. "Are you mad?" He asked, seeing her face. "No, but I think your childish!" They were bickering when the dog ran up and scratched at the wooden door, barking. "Let's let him in!!" Bulma said. "He's probley hungry and tired!!" Vegeta shook his head. "No, Bulma. We can't go outside until he leaves. Understand? Is a dog more important to you than your husband?!"
"No, but in some accounts, a dog is smarter and more mature." Vegeta growled. "Go take a bath or something while I try to drive it away." Bulma got up. "As long as you PROMISE you won't hurt it." Vegeta nodded. " Just go!!" He said. Vegeta opened the door SLOWLY. He looked around. It was nowhere to be found. He growled. "It will just come back." He said to himself. So he buzzed room service. "I need a large pet crate and a slab of raw meat." He said.
Vegeta set up the pet carrier and meat so when the dog tried to get in, the lid would slap closed and capture it. He was feeling really smart, laying on his bed, listening to the birds chirp, when he heard it. A barking dog, and the sound of struggle. He was so exited. "I caught it!!" he yelled to Bulma, and ran outside. The Saint Bernard was barking and biting at the cage bars, trying to get out. Vegeta laughed and walked over. "Not so mean now, are you!!" He was laughing when the dog threw itself against the bars and got out. It ran over to Vegeta and nipped him playfully. "AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!""""""He screamed. "RABIES!! I HAVE RABIES!!" He wailed and yelled and rolled on the ground. Bulma walked out. "What is wrong with you Vegeta?!" She asked. "It bit me!!" He said. "So now I have Rabies!" Bulma was about to pet it, when Vegeta Ki Blasted it into the cage and slammed the lock. Then he chained it to the back of the carrier so it couldent get far if it did get out. "It will STARVE in here!!" He said. "Watching water, but not being able to have any!!" He pushed it close to the pool. Bulma sighed. "Vegeta, he ripped your pants a little.Lemme sew them up." He followed her inside.
Disclaimer: In case you haven't noticed, I can't draw good enough to own DragonBallZ. So I dont. Sheesh, why do we even have to put these things? They're a waste of time and letters. Well, I hope you like this.
It was only 30 minutes till the lunch party!! Vegeta was trying desperatly to get rid of the dorky glasses before the guests arrived. He was always making fun of Goku(Kakarott, whatever) because he was dorky!! When Kakarott saw him, he'd never live it down!! Vegeta decided he would get the family cat to eat the glasses.(Dont ask, he doesnt have knowledge about animals.) "Here, Kitty Kitty." He said. The cat loved Vegeta, but he always hated how it rubbed on his leg and tried to make him his territory. If anything, Vegeta owned the CAT. But for some reason, Kitty woulden't go anywhere NEAR Vegeta. Bulma walked in and saw Vegeta crouched under the couch. She narrowed her eyes. "Are you Ki Blasting the cat again?" "No." "Then what are you doing?" "Im trying to get him out, but I think he's afraid of me and my new glasses. I dont look the same, as I tried to tell you."
"Well," Said BUlma, "Go help your son on his project and I'll help you get out Kitty. Without killing him." Vegeta tried to find the trickery."No way!!" He said. "I can get out Kitty by myself!!" "Why dont you ever want to spend time with Trunks?!" "As if you didn't know!!" Vegeta growled. "He's always getting in our way, like just a minute ago. And children hate you for things that have to be done. You HAVE to wake them up early for school, but they still hate you for it." Bulma saw his point. "Just GO!!" She screamed. Her voice was so loud, Kitty hurled himself out from under the couch and dug his claws through Vegeta's spandex pants and into his legs and just hung there. Rivers of dark red blood flowed down Vegeta's leg. "Ouch, you son of a--" The cat jumped on Vegeta's face, causing his glasses to fall to the floor. It mauled and destroyed his face before returning under the couch. "My FACE!!" Vegeta yowled, grabbing at his cut face. "Lemme go get some peroxide!" Bulma screamed, and ran toward the bathroom. Vegeta ran into the entertainment center, causing the vase full of Bulma's Valentines day flowers to fall down.Down on his head. This knocked him out. Thats when Trunks walked in. He looked at his fallen father. "Serves you right." He said, and spit on Vegeta's shiny white shoe. Then he and Kitty strolled down the hall.
"Oh!! I HURT!!" Vegeta yowled. Bulma was putting burny stuff on his cheeks where jagged scratches were all over the place. They were already becoming purple and puffy. "The dinner guests will be here in 15 minutes!!" Bulma said. "And the cat broke your glasses!!" She held up the remains. Vegeta just looked at them. "Wouldja lookit that...." He said. "What a shame." Bulma grunted. Then she dabbed the Burny stuff extra hard. It hurt so bad Vegeta powered up andd sent her flying into a towel rack. "Sorry." He said. She put band-aids on his face. "There." She said. "YOUR ALL DONE!!" She stood back to admire her work. "Bulma, Im not one of your art work thingys." He looked like a mummy. Bulma thought it was silly. So she laughed. She pictured somebody catching Vegeta's face on fire. Then she stopped laughing. The mental picture had been to horrible for me to say!! The melted Bandaids Mixing with liquified flesh and twisting crazily to the floor,STAINING THE CARPET!!! She blinked. Vegeta was waving a hand over her face. "Hello......Lost you there for a minute." "Well..............."Bulma said. "I'll just get out the carpet cleaner for later..." Vegeta didn't know what in the heck she was talking about.
"Hello Kakarott, Kakarott's brat and Kakarott's woman." Vegeta said as they walked into the door. "Your little brat better stay out of my room, as well as you and your whore. Last time you were here my BOOK disappeared." "What would I want with a book? Maybe Gohan, Picollo or Videl did it?" Krillin waltzed in. He was trying to give Vegeta an object. "Hiya, Vegeta. Sorry that I borrowed your book. I thought maybe it would help me and 18 work out our issues and--OW!!"
Vegeta slugged Krillin so hard a stream of bloody spit sprayed from his mouth for 4 feet and he was knocked into the wall. Then Vegeta delivered a series of Cont. Kicks to his shins and lower stomach. More bloody spit. "WHITE Carpets!!" Bulma said. "Vegeta, remember the carpets!" He stopped kicking Krillin, but he puched him to the floor. Krillin lay in a bruised heap. "Thats what you get for taking my book!!" Bulma put a hand on Vegeta's shoulder. "Vegeta, let's go into our room and talk aboutt this. Goku, Goku's family, let other people in. We'll be out shortly.Oh--and call 911 for Krillin." They nodded. Vegeta was so mad he was almost in tears as he held out the mangled book. "Im sorry!!" He said. "It's just that it was my book, and he took it and that made me mad!!" Vegeta plopped on the bed and Bulma did next to him. "You have to control your temper." Bulma said. "Your going to kill someone. And, if I like the person or not, I won't be happy." "..........*Grunt*........" "And one day your going to seriously hurt Krillin." "That was the idea!!" Vegeta said. "He took my book, so he has to face the consequenses!!"
"You should have let it slide. It wasn't that big of a deal." "If you let one person walk all over you without punishment, its not long before the others will start to!!" Bulma wondered where her husband was getting all the quotes from. They were freaky. "Thats it." Bulma said. She grabbed 2 suitcases. Vegeta was horrified."Your Leaving me?! Going away?" Bulma shook her head. "Nope. Well, I am leaving, but your coming too!! But not Trunks. Just me and you!!" Vegeta cocked his head. "No inturruptions, no school projects, no whining?"
"Nope, Nope, and nope. Just quiet time so you can cool it!!!" "Where will we go?" Vegeta asked. "To another planet or something?" Bulma thought. "Do you know of any planets that aren't inhabited by anyone? Deserted?" Vegeta shook his head. "Nope. Pretty much all planets have one creature or another." "Do you know of one that has small, soundless creatures who dont bite and dont fight?"
There was a long pause. "Well......maybe. wait, no." "Vegeta, are you counting yourself?"
He nodded. "Well stoppit!" "Oh, yeah!!" Vegeta said. There's this one planet that is next to where planet Vegeta was. It had green grass and everything, and people used to live there, but then they all left." "But where did they go?" She said. "Did a monster take over?" "I'm not sure." Vegeta said. "But remember, Iv'e got Ki Blasts." But then Bulma thought of something. "Vegeta, your glasses are broken. We can't go anywhere until we get them fixed." Vegeta was horrified. "I dont want them fixed!!" He said. "They're ugly and they ruined my life FOREVER!!" Bulma sighed. "Fine, fine. Just pack." Vegeta dumped a crateload of books into the suitcase so it couldent close. "Vegeta, you can't take all those books. Your clothes hafta fit." Vegeta frowned. "But Bulma, I don't want to be on a whole nother PLANET with only 4 or 5 books!!" Bulma thought. "Your not going to be reading anyway. This is a vacation for me and you. Not You and BOOKS!!!" Vegeta was mad. "I dont think I want to go anywhere with no books!" He crossed his arms. Bulma put some training clothes into his suitcase. He took them back out. She put in some socks. He took them out. "Stop!!" Bulma said. "No, YOU stop!" Vegeta countered. Vegeta wrestled her for the underwear she was about to put in. Bulma B*tch slapped Vegeta so hard his face went sharply to the side. A Big red handprint was there. "Why You....." Vegeta said. He growled so hard it sounded like a wolf. He rubbed his face. "I outta make you pay for that, you Whore!!" Bulma ignored that comment. "Your going to let me pack for you because I KNOW you wont do it yourself." She put in little bars of soap shaped like ducks. "What do we need THOSE for?!" Vegeta asked. "Because." Bulma said, "They're cute." "Can't we go someplace with at least ONE magazine?!" Bulma thought. Then she raised on finger in the air. "Iv'e got it!" She said. She pulled out a brochure. "Look!!" She said. Vegeta squinted to read it. "The Hawaii Island Spa--Private Hot Tubs, Private Swimming Pools, Private Bedrooms and private golf courses." He looked at Bulma. "I dont like golf and Does it have room service?" " You dont have to play golf, and Yes it does." Vegeta thought. "And this would be far enough away Kakarott and everybody else coulden't come?" "Yes." Bulma replied. "Okay." Vegeta said. "Fine." He let her put in his clothes. "Can I just take ONE Book?" He asked, holding up Cujo(The rabid Saint Bernard book) In which he hadn't finished. Bulma sighed. She liked it better when he wasn't so well- read. "How far have you gotten?" He opened it up with the Garfeild bookmark. "Page 184." He said. She shrugged. "Why not?"
Vegeta smiled and clapped. "Yay!!" He wrapped the book in newspaper and placed it carefully underneath his training clothes in the suitcase. He didn't want it to get wet or anything. He burst out of the room. Goku was drinking a beer, and Picollo had 7 cans around him. "Hiya!!" Goku said. "Where are you and Bulma going? China?!" Vegeta shook his head. "No, Kakarott. We're going to a Hawaii resort and YOU are going to watch our little brat!" Goku nodded. "Going to take care of some 'Buisness'?" He asked, raising his eyebrow. Vegeta didn't answer. "We need a vacation from you, our son and that drunk on our front lawn who lives in a trash bag!!" Picollo barfed. "Oh, about my trashbag..." Picollo groaned, "You might want to get that changed. It's half full." Vegeta was so desgusted he grabbed Picollo by the back of the neck, and burst through the ceiling. "Wonder where he went." Said Chi Chi. Then he came back, without Picollo. "What did you DO to Picollo?!" Bulma asked. "You could be charged with MURDER, Vegeta!!"
"I dropped him in a De-Tox place." Vegeta said. "Right through the chimeny!!" Everyone laughed. "What a scary Santa Clause." Goten commented. He had been obsessed with writing a Christmas List. Trunks was helping. "Trunks, your going to stay with Goku, Chi Chi and Goten and Gohan for a while, Okay?" Trunks dropped the pencil he was writing with. "How long?" He asked. She looked at Vegeta. "A MONTH." He snapped. Trunks' eyes filled with tears. "Dont cry, honey, we'll be back, dont be sad..." "Im not sad." "Then why are you crying?" "These are tears of joy." Bulma, very disturbed, picked up her suitcase. "Bye, everybody!!" She said, then she hopped on her Vegeta Horsie's back and they flew out the window. Vegeta was reading while he flew. "Your going to run into a tree." She said. "I won't." Vegeta said. "And if I do, I won't cry." Bulma wondered where that comment came from. "Do you even know which way we're going?!" She asked. Vegeta was getting annoyed. "Yes, I do. I'm not flying blindly." You may not be blind but your close to it with that book in front of your face. Bulma thought. Then she thought of his glasses. "Vegeta, your glasses!! You can't see well without them!!" She pulled out the remains with no glass in them. He stared at them. "I'll NEVER wear those." He said. "Not if you TIE me down. NEVER." A sign they passed over said 'Welcome to the Atlantic Ocean'. Then they were flying over the ocean. "Suppose you were to have a heart attack." Bulma said. No answer. "Or suppose a whale jumps up and eats you." "Whales don't eat people." "Well, anyway, what if something happens to you and I fall into the ocean. The only thing I would have to stand on is your rotting carcass." "That would be something." Vegeta imagined Paranahs coming up and eating his remains while his wife stood on them. It was pretty funny. "I do feel a little weird..." He said. "Sometimes ripping pains go through my chest and then I feel like I'm about to............." He dove sharply and went underwater a ways. Bulma was screaming and thrashing. When he came back up they were wet. "A shark could have grabbed us!!" She said. "That was stupid!!"
"Sometimes my kidneys feel like they're about to explode. Then my feet look like they're starting to rot, and my ears ooze greenish bloody pus. " Bulma covered her ears a SCREMED. "Shut up, shut up, oh god shut up." He continued saying more nasty stuff till they flew over the island. "Land!!" She screamed. "For Kai's sake LAND!!!!!" "Maybe I just decided I like flying." He said. "And I dont want to land." He hovered over the resort. "You know, we could lower ourselves down and not have to pay."
"What are you saying? We could steal it?" He nodded. "No money, no room service." Vegeta shrugged. "Then I guess we'll hafta pay. You got the money?" Bulma nodded and took out a roll of bills. Vegeta lowered both of them down to the front door and they went in. "Geez." He said. "This is really cool." It was really big inside, with famous paintings on the walls, celebrities walking in and out, and pink wallpaper. Ferns grew everywhere. "Welcome to the Hawaii Island resort!" Said a bubbly lady who Vegeta thought was hot. She walked up to them and shook their hands. "Hi, I'm Patty! Can you give me what you would like your room to be like and what services you want?!"
She took out a notepad. "Well....."Bulma said, "We want a room for two. King Sized bed, and pink wallpaper. Pink curtains, a walk-in closet, one of those pretty ferns. " "AND." Vegeta added," A big Fluffy comforter, lots of fluffy pillows, full room service, Gecuzzi tub(Bubbly water tub about the size of a hot tub) Hot tub access, swimming pool, free horseback nature walks, and anything else we might think of. I want this vacation to be the best ever and if its anything but, I'll read to you from a boring book!!" "Vegeta!!" Bulma hissed. "We dont need 2 lawsuits!!" "Right this way!!" Patty said. Vegeta was already getting out his book, 'Cujo'. He intended to get it finished pretty soon so him and Bulma could spend time together without him wanting to finish a book. The lady put a small pink key into a keyhole and turned the lock. It was beautiful and luxirious. There was a pink, fluffy canopy bed and a oak bedside table. A pair of blue and a pair of pink fluffy houseshoes were buy the bed, and a pink and blue housecoat. The bedroom had pink tile in the shower, walls and floor, with a baby blue sink and green soaps shaped like animals(My grandma had some in her bathroom) that Bulma thought were so cute. There was a picture window and outside were luxurious green trees that shaded a Bubbli- water tub and a Hot tub. Beyond that was a swimming pool, huge with a coypond too!! There were welcome chocolates on each pillow(The pillows and comferters were very fluffy) and a little red button on the nightstand. "If you want room service, tell me!!" The lady gushed. (Isnt this the room you've always dreamed of?!") "Its great!!" Bulma said. She gave Vegeta a big hug. "We're gonna have a great time!!" Bulma flew open the closet. New clothes were all over the place.
"You dont have to pay until the end of your stay." Patty said. "Tell me, how long do you suppose you'll be staying with us?"
"Around a month, maybe more." Vegeta said, his arm around Bulma. "You see, we have a little problem." "And whats that?"
"A child. Leave now." Patty shrugged and walked out. She tripped on the way. "Oh,wait!!" She said. "I'll bring by a price estimate later!!" Vegeta Ki Blasted at her and she ran Away. Vegeta put on his blue housecoat and houseshoes and fell onto the bed. He grabbed his book, Cujo, with a slobbering Saint Bernard on the front. "Vegeta!" Bulma said. "Please stop reading!! Let's go out to the pool, or horesback riding, or something. PLEASE?!"
"We can do all that romantic stuff later!!" Vegeta snapped. "Lemme finish my book!" Bulma sighed.
Vegeta had finished his book and they were 'messing around' out in the Gecuzzi tub. They were splashing stuff when Vegeta's Saiyan hearing kicked in. Something was snapping twigs and heading toward them. I guess I should start this part off by saying that the book Cujo scared him. The Saint Bernard had killed 4 people before a middle-aged woman stopped its mad rampage. So Vegeta had been very disturbed. "Its just a fish in the coypond." Bulma said. "Don't get worried. " "Since when do FISH walk on land?!" Vegeta asked. "I think we should get out and go inside." His wife shook her head. "No, Vegeta. It's our vacation. Relax!!" He growled. "Bulma,I think we should--" And thats when he saw it. A Saint Bernard dog, romping right toward them. "Oh, Puppy!!" Bulma said. "C'mere, Puppy Puppy Puppy!!" She clapped her hands and spoke in a high voice. vegeta clapped a hand over her mouth as the dog, slobbering but happy, tromped over. *Pant Pant Pant* Bulma slapped Vegeta's hand away. "Look how cute it is!" She said, petting it's thick fur. "Whats wrong?!" Vegeta raised his hand to Ki Blast it. It wagged its tail and panted. "NO, VEGETA!!" Bulma cried, and put his arm in a different direction. The powerful blast hit a tree. "Whats WRONG with you?!" She asked. "It's only a dog!! Remember?! DOG?"
He stared at it. "This dog is a Saint Bernard. That means it's RABID." Bulma didnt know what he was talking about until she remember the book. "Are you talking about that BOOK, Vegeta?" She asked. "That book is fake!! Not real! Fantasy!" Vegeta didnt care. "Its a CRAZY dog!!" He said. "I never did like dogs!!"
"But honey, we can take it home for Trunks!! He would play with it!!" "No evil, Satanic dog is living with me!!" He said. He tossed a leaf at the dog, which snapped at it. Bulma waded over to the steps to climb up. "BULMA!!" Vegeta yelled. "NOOO!!" He flew over and grabbed her. "You can't get out! The dog will kill you!!" "The dog Cujo was rabid!" Bulma said. "A sick bat bit him on the nose and he got RABIES!! He went crazy! You can tell that this dog isn't sick at all!!" It panted and barked. "You never know." Vegeta said. "I'll have to fly us into the room. And hope he doesnt bite me, because then I'll get the disease!!" Bulma rolled her eyes. "This is rediculous!! Your a grown man! Remember your 'Saiyan Pride' stuff? Well this is a poor excuse!!" Vegeta flew toward the door, water dripping off the both of them, and the pup playfully snapping at Vegeta's heels. He applyed a swift kick to it's head, just hard enough to knock it a little off course. "Vegeta don't you DARE Kick that puppy again!!" Bulma said. "It's just an innocent little puppy, and your so worried you carry ME inside? Why don't you be crazy by yourself!!"
"Because it might jump in the hot tub and attack the moment I leave. Then where will your protection be? Certainly not in that skimpy Bikini!!"
"I thought you liked it." Bulma said. "I do like it. " Vegeta said. "But thats beside the point. The point is it's a crazy animal and it's revenous for your flesh, stripped directly off of your bones!" Bulma was desgusted as he dropped her on the bed. "Are you mad?" He asked, seeing her face. "No, but I think your childish!" They were bickering when the dog ran up and scratched at the wooden door, barking. "Let's let him in!!" Bulma said. "He's probley hungry and tired!!" Vegeta shook his head. "No, Bulma. We can't go outside until he leaves. Understand? Is a dog more important to you than your husband?!"
"No, but in some accounts, a dog is smarter and more mature." Vegeta growled. "Go take a bath or something while I try to drive it away." Bulma got up. "As long as you PROMISE you won't hurt it." Vegeta nodded. " Just go!!" He said. Vegeta opened the door SLOWLY. He looked around. It was nowhere to be found. He growled. "It will just come back." He said to himself. So he buzzed room service. "I need a large pet crate and a slab of raw meat." He said.
Vegeta set up the pet carrier and meat so when the dog tried to get in, the lid would slap closed and capture it. He was feeling really smart, laying on his bed, listening to the birds chirp, when he heard it. A barking dog, and the sound of struggle. He was so exited. "I caught it!!" he yelled to Bulma, and ran outside. The Saint Bernard was barking and biting at the cage bars, trying to get out. Vegeta laughed and walked over. "Not so mean now, are you!!" He was laughing when the dog threw itself against the bars and got out. It ran over to Vegeta and nipped him playfully. "AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!""""""He screamed. "RABIES!! I HAVE RABIES!!" He wailed and yelled and rolled on the ground. Bulma walked out. "What is wrong with you Vegeta?!" She asked. "It bit me!!" He said. "So now I have Rabies!" Bulma was about to pet it, when Vegeta Ki Blasted it into the cage and slammed the lock. Then he chained it to the back of the carrier so it couldent get far if it did get out. "It will STARVE in here!!" He said. "Watching water, but not being able to have any!!" He pushed it close to the pool. Bulma sighed. "Vegeta, he ripped your pants a little.Lemme sew them up." He followed her inside.