Chapter 6
"This is the police!!" The man who had kicked the door in said. "And some bum next door, you know, the green tall guy, said you guys were wasted on illegal stuff!!" "Oh no!!" Bulma said. "It's not our fault, Officer. You see, my husband was trying to clean up Picollo's mess and--" The cop got close to Bulma's face. "Your eyes are all weird looking and your breath smells like the end of the world. Yep, your wasted." Another cop stepped in. This one was tall and black, as opposed to the scronny white guy that had come in first. The black guy was homely, but the white one was rather handsome. "Are you going to take me to jail?" Bulma asked. "For how long?" The white officer turned around. His badge said 'Doofy'(You know, like on Scary Movie? But this guy don't act like a retarded reject). "No, you don't have to worry. We would never take you to jail." ]Bulma shrugged. "It's all good." She said. Then the black guy turned to Vegeta. Chi Chi and the others were nowhere in sight. vegeta guessed Goku had flown them out. Trunks had probley went through a window. "Does anyone else live here?" He asked. Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Umm....No. Just me and him." The black guy scratched his head. "Funny. The green guy said you guys had a kid!" Vegeta shrugged. "Well, waddaya know? He was probley lying. Maybe about the whole thing. Now if you could leave us alone--" The black guy smelled. "Your wasted!" He said. "On who knows how many things! Mr. Breifs, your under arrest!!" "No!" Bulma said. "I'm wasted too! I sold him the drugs!" She said. Doofy shrugged. "Your too hot to take to jail." He said. He was a sick b*st*rd. Vegeta looked at the open door. "I dont have time for this." He said, and he flung them both out the door with a wave of his hand. "Vegeta!" Bulma said, as he closed the door. "You can't do that! That's the cops!" "I'm the prince of all Saiyans!" He said. "No lousy cop can tell me what to do!" He said. "They're better off out there anyway!" Bulma heard Doofy talking. "He's calling for backup!" She said. " Vegeta, don't mention the saiyans thing to them or they'll throw you in the mental instutution." "Let's split." He said. "I dont want to go to jail." "I dont want you to go to jail either, but if you run from the cops, we'll be like Bonny and Clyde! Our faces will be on America's Most Wanted!"
"But It's not our fault that we're wasted! Let's go!!" He tugged on her arm but she wouldent go. "Sorry. But I don't want to be in bigger trouble!!" The cops, now 6 of them, busted in through the door. " Come quietly and no one will get hurt!" Vegeta KI blasted at them. "God! You guys are like pests! Leave us alone!!" He started Ki Blasting all around them so they might get scared and run out. They didn't. A S.W.A.T team busted into the back window, behind them. Vegeta powered into Super Saiyan. He flung the SWAT team out the back door, but the cops grabbed him. "We don't know what the h*ll you just did, but now your under arrest!" They said. They put handcuffs around his hands so he coulden't move them. He tugged at them. "These hurt me!" He said. "I'm gonna bust them!" Bulma shook her head. "You'll only make it worse." She said. "Just let them take you. I'll get you out." She gave him a kiss goodbye and they put Vegeta into the squad car. "What are these jail bars for?" He asked, looking at them. "Is this car a jail?" Nobody answered. The backup officers and the SWAT team were getting in the cars.
A couple minutes later, they were at the West City jail. There were cells everywhere, each one with people in it. They tossed Vegeta in with a fat bald guy. "Hi, I'm Gus." He said. "I have an IQ of 35." Vegeta looked at him squarly. "I want out!" He said, shaking the bars. "Say, Gus, do you know how to get out?!" Gus pointed to the locked cell door. "Well no duh!" Vegeta said. "I mean a secret way out!" Vegeta wanted to bust out, but the celeing was made of cement. If he tried to Ki blast the ceiling, it would cave on him. "Mr. Breifs, you have a call." Said the sheriff guy. He handed Vegeta a phone. "Hello?" Vegeta said. "Bulma? Help me!"
"I can't." She replied. "I'm about to go see the D.A so maybe I can bail you out." "Bail me out? What does that mean?" "Pay money so you can come home. I told Goku and everyone to scrounge up they're savings, but they won't." Vegeta beat on the wall. "Well at least bring me something to eat! The stuff they shoved in front of me was revolting!" "I'll be there later." She said. "Bye bye!" "Bye." Vegeta mumbled, and he gave the phone back. He looked at the stuff in the black tray they had given him. "If you pick out the peas and grind them into your rice, it tastes less like dog food." Gus said. Vegeta shoved it away. "Take it! I refuse to eat this sh*t! Where is she? I want food!!" Gus started eating Vegeta's food. "Gee, your nice. And hot, too." Gus said. Vegeta was freaked out. "I gotta get outta here!" He squeaked. He beat on the bars. "Officer? Officer Doody, or dooty, or whatever your name is?" Officer Doofy just read a police magazine. "You stay right there." He said. "Your wife might come by later, she said." Vegeta growled. "You've been talking to her? Tell her to get me the F*ck out of here! I demand to see a lawyer! Right now!" Doofy called a lawyer in. Krillin came in in a white suit, a white hat, and a breifcase. "Baldy, I didn't know you were a lawyer." Vegeta said. "I'm not." Krillin whispered. "I destroyed this one dude and took over his job. It's great income!" Vegeta shrugged. "Get me out of here, Baldy. I need some real food and a real bed! In this trash heap I have to sleep underneath Operation Dumbo Drop in a creaky bunkbed!" Krillin scratched his head. "Well too bad. Bulma can bail you out. You see, I never have liked you Vegeta. Now I get to watch you ROT!" He cackled as he walked out. "You had to pick the guy who hates me, didn't you?" Vegeta growled. "Doody, you just wait till I get my hands on you. I'll wring your faggot neck." Doofy shrugged. "Sh*t happens." He said. Vegeta started screaming and pounding on the walls. Doofy noticed a terrifying resemblance between the main charectar of the king kong movie he was watching and Vegeta. Then Bulma came in. Vegeta started howling. "Lemme out!" He said. "I want out!" He started pawing out her through the bars. "I brought a burrito!" She gushed. "Your favorite. I heated it up and put cheese on the top. And a Doctor pepper." She gave it to him and he started eating. "So how are you doing? I see you made a friend." "Bulma, it's horrible! This guy is gay, the bed is hard, the food sucks, and my lawyer is Krillin! Plus I have to pee in front of everyone!" "Oh my, that does sound bad." She said. "But you look really nice in Prison clothes. Maybe we could borrow a pair for church. I'll have to ask." Vegeta was mad. "Just GET ME OUT NOW! I'm used to eating food that's actually edible! IO'm used to sleeping on a king sized water bed, next to a skinny woman, as opposed to under an elephant! I'm used to wearing spandex! I'm used to you wearing a tight red dress, and this big oaf wearing stupid ugly prison Sh*t. Too many changes. I'll die! Bail me out!"
"I saw the D.A." Bulma said. "And I have some good news, and some bad news." "Bad news first." Vegeta said. "Well...."Bulma said. "I'll just give the good news first. He wants 5 million to get you out." She said. Vegeta clapped. "So pay up! We're rich!' "But the thing is, we'd have to pay for a lawyer as well. Thats about another million. We may be rich, Vegeta, but if we payed 6 million dollars we coulden't pay the bills for at least 5 months. We'd get evicted and stuff." "Too bad I'm not interested in girls!" Gus said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Who cares if we get evicted? We can raise a child on the streets! It'll toughen him up." "I'm sorry." Bulma said. "But I just can't give up my house that my parents gave me and my precious Beany Babies. You'll have to wait while I save some money." Vegeta made big old moon eyes and a puppy dog face. "Pllleeeeeeeeeeeease?" He said. "I'll make it worth your while!" Bulma shrugged. "Sorry, but I can't get you out right now, okay? I'll come see you every day. Why, I may even bring Trunks along." Vegeta's eyes were sad. "Shows how much you care about me." He whined. "You won't even get me out of jail." "I care about you alot, but i don't see why we should give up our home when you could just wait a few weeks. 2 at the most." Vegeta slid down the bars. "Bye, Vegeta!" Bulma said and she kiss Vegeta goodnight. "I'll be back tomarrow with some breakfast!" Vegeta whined, but she walked out. Vegeta listened until he didn't hear her high heels anymore. Then he whined again. "Shut up in there, druggie." Doofy said. "The games on." Vegeta groaned and dropped onto the lower bunk bed. "When I used to be in there alone, thats where I went when I was sweaty so I would stunk up my top bunk!" Vegeta was disgusted. He was a guy and all, and guys sweat, but luckily he didn't sweat as much as some guys and it didn't smell bad, so he couldent pretend the smell was his and cope. The sheets smelled kinda like onions. The prison clothes were itchy. There was a book and a small T.V Between him and the urinal. He picked up the book. A child's chapter book called 'Charlie the Choo Choo goes to Chicago.' It was dog eared. "Good reading, huh Gus?" He asked. "Yeah!' Gus said. "That's the only type of book I can read!" Vegeta laughed. He read the book in 5 minutes, and it didn't impact him at all. He sat up almost roboticly. "Could I get something to eat in here, cop?" Vegeta said. "My woman only brought me a burrito because her purse is small." Doofy didn't even look up. "Yo, DOODY!" Vegeta called. Doofy threw him a pie crust. He ate it.
It was 12:00 midnight. Vegeta had tried the T.V, but the only channel it got was Turner Classic Movies. He suspected Dooky or doody or whatever was tapping into their channels. He had tried to sleep, but Doofy's long peals of manly laughter and Gus' snores kept him awake. He coulden't sleep unless he was on his familier water bed. But he found this rather weird because he had come to live at the Capsule Corp. 7 years ago (2 years before Trunks was born and him and Bulma got married) and he seemed to do fine then. Gus woke up suddenly. "I hadda bad dream!' He shouted. He threw himself over the bunkbed rail and crashed to the floor. "God D*mn!" Vegeta screamed. "Are you trying to kill me?" Gus shrugged. "I hadda dream about my crime." He said. Vegeta was curious. "What was it? Was it enjoyable?"
Gus nodded. "Yeah, the best. I sexually assaulted this young hot guy." Vegeta's eyes widened with horror. He powered up with an aura because he was freaked. "You stay the H*ll away from me, Dumbo Drop!" He shouted. "I'm straight! Do you understand? I'm a married man! I have no insterest in you at all!" Gus was drooling on the floor. Vegeta was so disgusted with Gus and himself for being in this horrible place that he almost cried. "WHY?" He asked. "Why me? Why can't we be richer? Why?" He sobbed. Doofy threw a pencil at them. "Keep it down! I'm watching Saturday Night Live!" The T.V that the Prison Guards watched were behind this wall thingy where Vegeta could see Doofy, but not the television. But Doofy could see it. "I love that show!" Vegeta pleaded. "Please let me see it! Just one little bit?!" Doofy laughed at the T.V. Vegeta slumped. He was humiliated with himself. His sheets smelled like onions, and so did his clothes. He reached into a pocket on his undershirt and pulled out a 20 dollar bill. "Yo, Doody!" He said. "What do you want?!" Doofy said. Vegeta flounced the money, knowing cops didn't make that much. "My wife's an inventor." Vegeta said. "I can pay you alot of money!" Doody laughed. "My wife's the governer." Vegeta gulped. "Why don't you let good old Gus fool wit cha?" Doody said. "He might donate some food." Gus laughed. Vegeta was horrified. "Give me a phone right now!" He said. "I'm calling that D.A and threatening him terribly!"
'Afterwards?" Gus asked.
It was morning. Vegeta didn't get any sleep the night before, and his stomach was growling horribly. He needed to pee, but he refused to in front of people. Even when he was a Prince he had a bathroom! "I'm starvy!" He yelled through the bars. "Where's Bulma! I need some food!" Doofy slid a tray of food out to Vegeta. "Enjoy!" He said, sarcasticcly. Vegeta picked at the food with a plastic fork. Gus was hanging over his shoulder, drooling right into the cardboard-tasting peach cobbler. "Take it, you animal!" He shouted. He slid it to Gus, who INHALED it. Doofy gave the guy across the way some skittles. He was a tall, handsome guy with black hair that resembled Supa Saiayan 11 yr old Gohan's. "Why does HE get Skittles?!" Vegeta roared. "He gets them from you, Doody, and I have to wait for my woman?!" The man ate the skittles slowly, while Gus blew snot all over Vegeta's back. He felt it hit the back of his neck. "Oh gross!" Vegeta said. "This guy has STRANGE powers." Doofy said. "He can shoot balls out of his fingers." "You mean like Nerf balls?" Vegeta asked. "Or basket balls?" The guy shot a power ball. "What the heck?!" Vegeta said. " Why did you do that? HOW did you go that?" The man spit skittles right at Vegeta. Vegeta was sad. The man shot another power ball right at Doofy. He ran for cover. "Stop it!" Vegeta said. He was in the middle of yelling when he heard a familier voice. "Bulma!" he said. "It's you! What did you bring me?" She ran over. "Look! Look!" She pulled out a sales circular. "Whats this for?" Vegeta asked, taking it. "Look at page four!" Bulma said. "I bought it for us!" Vegeta opened up to page four, a new couch. "Bulma...." He said. "How much did this cost us?" He asked. "Your supposed to be saving money to get me out, remember?" Bulma looked down at the couch. "Do you mean you want me to take the couch back?" Vegeta was getting really mad. "You choose a COUCH over me?!" Bulma looked away. "I forgot you were in here. I was taking care of our kid, you know...." Vegeta growled. "Bulma, you forgot about me?" She shook her head. "No. Not really. I just thought you might want a new couch." He banged his head against the bars. "Why me?" He said. "Why can't you be smart? Why?" He grabbed her red dress by the collar and jerked her up to the bars. "Listen, Bulma, If I dont get out of here in 2 minutes, I'm going to get VERY mean!" He said. "Can I have the couch?" Gus said. "Sure." Bulma said. "Not to Gus, I mean. I'll take the couch back, and pawn some things." "Not our T.V, not our bed, not our OLD couch. Pawn Kakarott's family." She shrugged. "I'll pawn whatever will sell. Well, I'll seeya later!" Vegeta stopped her. "What about my food? My breakfast?" She pulled out a Chick Fill A breakfast sandwich. "Here, honey. I gotta run. I hope I'll see you later. I'll try to get you out. Bye bye. Love you."
Vegeta grunted in reply and she walked away. "Why did you get so mad?" Asked the man across the way. He sounded really young, and stupid by the question. "She bought us a new couch insted of saving up for 2 weeks to pay my bail." Vegeta growled. "So I got mad. Woulden't you?" The man shrugged. "What are you in here for?" Vegeta was embarrased. "Do I have to tell you that?" The guy nodded. "They caught me wasted because of some drugs Picollo had. I tried to blast them with a Ki Blast, and the fumes made me wasted. Picollo turned the story around and ratted out on me." "What do you mean by Ki Blast?" The Guy asked. Vegeta showed him a small Big Bang, which disentigrated the beds. Gus cried. "I can do that!" The man said. "Only I don't know why. But I get Skittles out of it! Wanna see?" Doofy was looking at Vegeta strangly. "Sure." Vegeta said. The man shot a small energy bomb. Vegeta countered with an Energy wave. "Pretty cool." Gus said. "Can you teach me how?" Vegeta and the guy ignored Gus. "Okay, guys!" Doofy said, unlocking Vegeta's cell. "Time to go out in the courtyard and pick up trash." He unlocked the guy's cell and led him, Vegeta and Gus out to a courtyard where people were dropping trash everywhere for them to pick up. "What do you mean you don't know why you do that?" vegeta asked the guy on the way out. "Didn't your Saiyan dad or mom teach you how to do it?" "What the F*ck is a saiyan?" The guy asked. "That's crazy talk. My dad's name was Raditz Son, and he got killed by a bear." Vegeta laughed. "Yeah, he got killed by someone like that." The guy looked sad. "I was just a baby. My mom was called Helga. She was having an affair with this guy named Kakarott.But he was not my dad." Vegeta slapped his knees and laughed. "Kakarott? I know him." The guys eyes got big. "You do? Well, could you take me to meet him?" Vegeta nodded. "But we have to bust out of this joint first." The guy nodded.
Vegeta learned that the guy's name was Akurei, which is the japanese word for demon. They set up an elaborate plan to escape by them selves. It was so great and cunning nobody could stop it! It was the plan of the century! They were going to fly out. "Okay." Vegeta said, after they came in from trash pick up. "Here's what we do. Once the guards turn their heads, we go into Super Saiyan, which is when we turn blond headed. Anywayz, we fly as fast as we can." Akurei nodded. It was the next day. When Bulma came to visit, Vegeta introduced her to Akurei. "He's half Saiyan." Vegeta explained. "Like our son, Trunks." "You guys have a son?" Akurei said. "How cute!" Gus was crying because he was left out."Yeah, whatever. Bulma, me and Akurei are busting out. And we'll scare the cops so bad they won't come looking for us! Then, if they do, we'll work together and blast their @$$! "Be careful." She said. "Don't ruin your jail suit. You can wear it to church. Oh, and watch out for those shooty thingy's cops carry. And does this Akurei know how to fly?" (By the way, Akurei's name is pronounced Ah- Koor-Eye) Vegeta shrugged. "Do you?" Akurei shook his head. "I'm only 18, and I've been in either jail or Juvinile detention centers my whole life. My mom said it was because something was screwed up in my dads head and he was evil." Vegeta nodded. "Well, Bulma, go home and come back at around 12:00 noon. We'll fly out, dip down and grab you, then we'll be on our way. Okay?" She nodded. "Bye bye, Vegeta and Vegeta's new friend." She walked out. "Your MEAN to that lady." Akurei said. Vegeta shrugged. "What do you mean?" Akurei told him why he thought he was mean was because he grunted at her alot. "It's just because #1, It rained on our wedding day and ruined our cake, and she made me wear this dumb Tuxedo thing and when my hair got wet my hair jail ran down my back,#2 is because she waited to tell me she was pregnant in the middle of a fight with this dawg named Cell, and #3 because she thinks this jail suit looks good on me." Akurei shrugged. "Those don't sound like very good reasons. You should be nice to your wife. She cooks for you and cleans your house." Vegeta had never thought about that before. But thinking made his head hurt, so he changed the subject. "Yeah, well it's almost time for trash pickup."
Later, it was time for Trash Pickup. Bulma had waved at Vegeta as she passed by the glass double doors on the way to the back. Vegeta had waved back. When Doofy stepped into the cell to get Vegeta and Akurei out, he was trembling awfully bad. Just for fun, Vegeta had lit a powerball on his hand and poofed it out again. Doofy made a strange noise and ran to hold the doors open because Their hads were cuffed and they coulden't open it themselves. "Freaks!" The guy said. They saw Bulma again through the courtyard window. Vegeta mouthed this at her:"Get behind the wall, you idiot woman whore! If they see you they'll know we're up to something, you stupid! Now go!" Bulma walked away sadly. "Be NICE to that lady!" Akurei said. Vegeta shrugged and remembered this: Flashback: "Do you take this *Thunder* Lady to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the preacher said. Thunder drowned out Vegeta's words and he had to repeat them. "I do." He mumbled. They were standing up on the preacher thing being married. Bulma's family was out in the audiance. "Do you take this*Lightning strikes Bulma's great grandmother*Man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do" "You may Kiss the Bride" *vegeta tries to Kiss her but rain is pouring down so hard her lips are all slippery and weird. Rain makes the hair jell in Vegeta's hair run over his face and back, and Bulma gets it in her eyes* Bulma wiped her eyes, and they ran into the cake table holding hands, bumping both their knees painfully. Bulma wiped hair jell out of her eyes and tried to smile as Vegeta slipped in his shiny black shoes under the table. After he got up and he was feeding Bulma the first bite of wedding cake, it got full of water and ran down her face in mush. She was still smiling. Then everyone was throwing rice at them. The floor was so slippery it was like ball bearings, and everyone was slipping. Vegeta fell down and bashed his head. "Ow." He said. Then BUlma threw her boquet. Chi Chi caught it and she was happy, but she was already married. Baby Trunks was screaming. He was only 1 month old. Vegeta and Bulma rushed into the Limosuine to go to their Honeymoon. The Car slipped on the way there and crashed, so they had to take a cab, in their wedding clothes. It was a terrible wedding, but Bulma liked it.End FlashBack: "That's why, okay?" Vegeta said. "We need to concentrate." Akurei didn't seem like he was concentrating. "That's not a good reason to be mean, Vegeta. She's your wife. Your lucky anybody wanted to marry you at all. And especially somebody that pretty." "I don't wanna talk about this Now!" Vegeta said. "There's bigger stuff! We can talk about MY PERSONAL LIFE later. Oh, and maybe you wanna hear about how my son got here in the process, while your invading my life!" Akurei was sad that he yelled at him. "Let's just go." He said. The cops were looking all around. "Okay, pretend like your picking up trash." Vegeta said. "Oh, and Whistle!" They started whistling and picking up trash. "Now!" vegeta said. The cops heads were turned. He powered up into super saiyan, and Akurei did the same. Now his hair looked the same, except blonde. Then they blasted off as fast as they could. The cops didn't know they were gone. Vegeta dove down sharply and grabbed Bulma by the arm and hoisted her up on his back. "Hiya." he said. "We made it, see?" Bulma looked down and saw the cops were now looking up at them. "Oh, I think they see us." She said. She waved at Doofy. He waved back. "Do you think they'll come after us?" Akurei asked. He was having trouble keeping up because he was new at this. "No." Bulma said. "If they saw what you guys can do." "They did." Vegeta said. "So I don't think we have to worry about them. I need a book." Akurei was amazed. "YOU like to READ?!" Vegeta nodded. "What's wrong with that? Some great things have been written! Try Cujo by Stephen King." He went into detail about the book,while Bulma told Akurei the book had freaked him out so bad he was afraid of Goku's family dog. "Speaking of Kakarott, where did they go when the cops raided the place?" Vegeta asked. He told Akurei the Sons were a family who could do what they could. "They went to this park over on the other side of town." Bulma said. "They told me to call them when we got home, and they would come. They also told me to let you know that Rex is in the back yard, not in the house." Vegeta sighed. "Thank god." He said. "That dog is evil." Vegeta flew Bulma into the window and threw her down on the bed, then he went around to the front door and opened it. By then she was in the kitchen making tea. Akurei flew in the door and made a horrible landing, and crashed into the fridge, breaking it. It was brand new. "That's okay!" Bulma said. "Since I didn't have to bail my Husband out of jail, then maybe I can afford a new one. And oh! We can keep the new couch!" Vegeta was pushing on the couch, seeing how springy it was. It was really comfy. "I'll call Goku and tell him we're back!" She said. Vegeta Ki Blasted the phone. "Can we just not tell them for a while?" he said. "It's nice and quiet." He turned on the T.V. "Not any more, it isn't." Bulma said.
About 30 minutes later, Trunks came romping from his room to greet his father. "Hello, daddy!!" He said. "Who's this guy?" Akurei looked over at Trunks. "Hello, Vegeta's son. I think your name is Trunks? I'm Akurei, a half Sayain like you. So, Vegeta, what are you waiting for? Greet your son!" Vegeta looked over at Trunks. "Hi, Son." He said plainly. Akurei was suprised. "Vegeta! You haven't seen your son in 2 days and all you do is, 'hi son'. if he were my son, i'd be hugging and kissing him!!" Trunks looked up at Vegeta. Akurei grabbed Vegeta's arm and drug him into the kitchen. "That's your son! Why are you so mean to him?" Vegeta looked away. "Well, don't tell but......." He sighed. "I always wanted a little girl so she woulden't have to fight and I wouldent be afraid of her dying. When Trunks was born, I was disappointed. And then, Bulma woulden't name him Vegeta. That name has been in my royal family forever." Vegeta was really upset. But Akurei didn't really care. He just told Vegeta to be nicer, and Vegeta went back into the living room. Trunks was sitting between Vegeta and Bulma, eating a bowl of chips. Akurei looked out in the back yard. He saw Rex, the dog out there. Rex was barking and growling at a cat. "Hey, can I let the dog in?" Akurei said. "I really love dogs." Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Vegeta, pull your legs up on the couch and Rex can't touch you. He's trained not to get on furniture." Vegeta pulled his legs up on the couch, rudely putting them in Trunks and Bulma's laps. Bulma just stared at his dirty feet in her lap and sighed. Her red dress was being ruined. Akurei opened the door, and Rex ran with a panting tongue to greet him. But the moment he saw Akurei, he lunged and barked and growled, trying to tear him apart. He closed his teeth around Akurei's arm and bark and gnashed at it, ripping flesh. "Ow, ow ow!" He said. Rex raced into the house, and looked like he was scared! To Veget's horror, he jumped up in Bulma's lap, where his feet were! Vegeta jerked his feet away and flew into the air. Bulma pushed Rex off the couch, and he ran into the bathroom. "I thought you said he woulden't get on the couch." Vegeta said, sarcasticly. Bulma shrugged."He looked scared of Akurei." She said. Trunks was sniffling because his chips got knocked over. They left big greasy spots on his pants. Akurei came in. "Ow! My arm! That sog is savage!" Bulma shook her head. "Rex normally likes people, unless they're mean." She said. She looked at Akurei really strangly. "I wonder why he did that." Vegeta landed back on the couch and stared. Picollo burst in the front door. "What are you doing here? Shoulden't you guys be in jail? I mean, I did frame you! I was coming here to rob you blind. Geez, bad luck today." And he walked out.
Rex was back outside and Akurei's arm was bandaged. Trunks had a new bowl of chips and Vegeta's feet were in the floor. It was getting rather dark outside. "Well, Bulma, I think I'm going to bed." Vegeta said. He was just going to go there but he knew Akurei was going to give a lecture if he didn't show a little PDA(Public Display of Affection) Even if he only liked doing it in private. "Come up later, Okay?" He said, and he gave Bulma a kiss goodnight and Trunks too. Then he walked into his room. "God, Mom! Is dad dying?" Trunks asked. Bulma shook her head. "I don't know, but I'm, scared too." Akurei just looked. "Oh, I told him that he should be nice." Akurei said. "I mean, you may not be around forever, so I told him he should take advantage of the time he has with you guys." Bulma raised an eyebrow. "We're used to things the way they are, but I appreciate it, I think." She said. Then she went back to watching her T.V show. Rex was raising H*ll outside. "Stupid Cats!" Bulma growled, and turned the T.V up. Picollo entered 2 more times to try and rob them. Meanwhile, Vegeta was having trouble getting to sleep. It was only 8:15 by the way. So he took out the book he was reading. The Green Mile By Stephen KIng(Can you tell I'm a Stephen King Fan? There's a movie of the green mile too. Its about a guy who can heal people, and a mouse named Mr. Jingles. John, the healer, is framed for a crime he didn't do and all this other stuff. It's a good book. Read it or watch it) The book was really touching to Vegeta. He was at the part where Eduard Delicrouix (Prounonced Ed-oo-ard Del-i-cwar, He's French. He owns the mousy. He's my favorite, and he dies pretty horribly) get's burned alive because the jerk Percy forgets to wet the sponge in the electric chair. It was disturbing to Vegeta, but he kept reading and reading all the way
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N Until it was about 11:15. Bulma came in at that time. "Hi!" She said. "Watcha reading?" He lifted up the book and grunted like Oscar the grouch. "Is it good?" He grunted again. "Whats it--" "IM TRYING TO READ HERE!!" Vegeta roared at the top of his lungs. "CAN'T A MAN GET A LITTLE PEACE IN HIS OWN HOUSE?! YOUR LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!" He didn't look up, but he saw Bulma's eyes tear up and she took a pillow and gown and went out. He wondered why she did that.
About 30 minutes later, Vegeta went to see why Bulma hadn't come back. He thought she went to clean a stain off the pillow with her nightgown(Pretty stupid, huh?)but she didn't. All the lights in the living room and the T.V was off. Akurei was sleeping at the lookout, so he wasn't there. Rex was sleeping next to the couch. and on the couch was Bulma, fast asleep. When Vegeta stepped by the couch to wake Bulma, Rex lifted his head up and looked at Vegeta. Vegeta lured Rex over to the kitchen with a treat and shut him in the pantry because he was afraid. Bulma was sleeping on the new couch bed. "She'd rather sleep with the DOG than me." Vegeta said to himself. He sighed and went back to his room, and turned out the lights and went to sleep, all by himself unless a peeping tom was watching and that would be sick so one wasn't.
"This is the police!!" The man who had kicked the door in said. "And some bum next door, you know, the green tall guy, said you guys were wasted on illegal stuff!!" "Oh no!!" Bulma said. "It's not our fault, Officer. You see, my husband was trying to clean up Picollo's mess and--" The cop got close to Bulma's face. "Your eyes are all weird looking and your breath smells like the end of the world. Yep, your wasted." Another cop stepped in. This one was tall and black, as opposed to the scronny white guy that had come in first. The black guy was homely, but the white one was rather handsome. "Are you going to take me to jail?" Bulma asked. "For how long?" The white officer turned around. His badge said 'Doofy'(You know, like on Scary Movie? But this guy don't act like a retarded reject). "No, you don't have to worry. We would never take you to jail." ]Bulma shrugged. "It's all good." She said. Then the black guy turned to Vegeta. Chi Chi and the others were nowhere in sight. vegeta guessed Goku had flown them out. Trunks had probley went through a window. "Does anyone else live here?" He asked. Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Umm....No. Just me and him." The black guy scratched his head. "Funny. The green guy said you guys had a kid!" Vegeta shrugged. "Well, waddaya know? He was probley lying. Maybe about the whole thing. Now if you could leave us alone--" The black guy smelled. "Your wasted!" He said. "On who knows how many things! Mr. Breifs, your under arrest!!" "No!" Bulma said. "I'm wasted too! I sold him the drugs!" She said. Doofy shrugged. "Your too hot to take to jail." He said. He was a sick b*st*rd. Vegeta looked at the open door. "I dont have time for this." He said, and he flung them both out the door with a wave of his hand. "Vegeta!" Bulma said, as he closed the door. "You can't do that! That's the cops!" "I'm the prince of all Saiyans!" He said. "No lousy cop can tell me what to do!" He said. "They're better off out there anyway!" Bulma heard Doofy talking. "He's calling for backup!" She said. " Vegeta, don't mention the saiyans thing to them or they'll throw you in the mental instutution." "Let's split." He said. "I dont want to go to jail." "I dont want you to go to jail either, but if you run from the cops, we'll be like Bonny and Clyde! Our faces will be on America's Most Wanted!"
"But It's not our fault that we're wasted! Let's go!!" He tugged on her arm but she wouldent go. "Sorry. But I don't want to be in bigger trouble!!" The cops, now 6 of them, busted in through the door. " Come quietly and no one will get hurt!" Vegeta KI blasted at them. "God! You guys are like pests! Leave us alone!!" He started Ki Blasting all around them so they might get scared and run out. They didn't. A S.W.A.T team busted into the back window, behind them. Vegeta powered into Super Saiyan. He flung the SWAT team out the back door, but the cops grabbed him. "We don't know what the h*ll you just did, but now your under arrest!" They said. They put handcuffs around his hands so he coulden't move them. He tugged at them. "These hurt me!" He said. "I'm gonna bust them!" Bulma shook her head. "You'll only make it worse." She said. "Just let them take you. I'll get you out." She gave him a kiss goodbye and they put Vegeta into the squad car. "What are these jail bars for?" He asked, looking at them. "Is this car a jail?" Nobody answered. The backup officers and the SWAT team were getting in the cars.
A couple minutes later, they were at the West City jail. There were cells everywhere, each one with people in it. They tossed Vegeta in with a fat bald guy. "Hi, I'm Gus." He said. "I have an IQ of 35." Vegeta looked at him squarly. "I want out!" He said, shaking the bars. "Say, Gus, do you know how to get out?!" Gus pointed to the locked cell door. "Well no duh!" Vegeta said. "I mean a secret way out!" Vegeta wanted to bust out, but the celeing was made of cement. If he tried to Ki blast the ceiling, it would cave on him. "Mr. Breifs, you have a call." Said the sheriff guy. He handed Vegeta a phone. "Hello?" Vegeta said. "Bulma? Help me!"
"I can't." She replied. "I'm about to go see the D.A so maybe I can bail you out." "Bail me out? What does that mean?" "Pay money so you can come home. I told Goku and everyone to scrounge up they're savings, but they won't." Vegeta beat on the wall. "Well at least bring me something to eat! The stuff they shoved in front of me was revolting!" "I'll be there later." She said. "Bye bye!" "Bye." Vegeta mumbled, and he gave the phone back. He looked at the stuff in the black tray they had given him. "If you pick out the peas and grind them into your rice, it tastes less like dog food." Gus said. Vegeta shoved it away. "Take it! I refuse to eat this sh*t! Where is she? I want food!!" Gus started eating Vegeta's food. "Gee, your nice. And hot, too." Gus said. Vegeta was freaked out. "I gotta get outta here!" He squeaked. He beat on the bars. "Officer? Officer Doody, or dooty, or whatever your name is?" Officer Doofy just read a police magazine. "You stay right there." He said. "Your wife might come by later, she said." Vegeta growled. "You've been talking to her? Tell her to get me the F*ck out of here! I demand to see a lawyer! Right now!" Doofy called a lawyer in. Krillin came in in a white suit, a white hat, and a breifcase. "Baldy, I didn't know you were a lawyer." Vegeta said. "I'm not." Krillin whispered. "I destroyed this one dude and took over his job. It's great income!" Vegeta shrugged. "Get me out of here, Baldy. I need some real food and a real bed! In this trash heap I have to sleep underneath Operation Dumbo Drop in a creaky bunkbed!" Krillin scratched his head. "Well too bad. Bulma can bail you out. You see, I never have liked you Vegeta. Now I get to watch you ROT!" He cackled as he walked out. "You had to pick the guy who hates me, didn't you?" Vegeta growled. "Doody, you just wait till I get my hands on you. I'll wring your faggot neck." Doofy shrugged. "Sh*t happens." He said. Vegeta started screaming and pounding on the walls. Doofy noticed a terrifying resemblance between the main charectar of the king kong movie he was watching and Vegeta. Then Bulma came in. Vegeta started howling. "Lemme out!" He said. "I want out!" He started pawing out her through the bars. "I brought a burrito!" She gushed. "Your favorite. I heated it up and put cheese on the top. And a Doctor pepper." She gave it to him and he started eating. "So how are you doing? I see you made a friend." "Bulma, it's horrible! This guy is gay, the bed is hard, the food sucks, and my lawyer is Krillin! Plus I have to pee in front of everyone!" "Oh my, that does sound bad." She said. "But you look really nice in Prison clothes. Maybe we could borrow a pair for church. I'll have to ask." Vegeta was mad. "Just GET ME OUT NOW! I'm used to eating food that's actually edible! IO'm used to sleeping on a king sized water bed, next to a skinny woman, as opposed to under an elephant! I'm used to wearing spandex! I'm used to you wearing a tight red dress, and this big oaf wearing stupid ugly prison Sh*t. Too many changes. I'll die! Bail me out!"
"I saw the D.A." Bulma said. "And I have some good news, and some bad news." "Bad news first." Vegeta said. "Well...."Bulma said. "I'll just give the good news first. He wants 5 million to get you out." She said. Vegeta clapped. "So pay up! We're rich!' "But the thing is, we'd have to pay for a lawyer as well. Thats about another million. We may be rich, Vegeta, but if we payed 6 million dollars we coulden't pay the bills for at least 5 months. We'd get evicted and stuff." "Too bad I'm not interested in girls!" Gus said. Bulma rolled her eyes. "Who cares if we get evicted? We can raise a child on the streets! It'll toughen him up." "I'm sorry." Bulma said. "But I just can't give up my house that my parents gave me and my precious Beany Babies. You'll have to wait while I save some money." Vegeta made big old moon eyes and a puppy dog face. "Pllleeeeeeeeeeeease?" He said. "I'll make it worth your while!" Bulma shrugged. "Sorry, but I can't get you out right now, okay? I'll come see you every day. Why, I may even bring Trunks along." Vegeta's eyes were sad. "Shows how much you care about me." He whined. "You won't even get me out of jail." "I care about you alot, but i don't see why we should give up our home when you could just wait a few weeks. 2 at the most." Vegeta slid down the bars. "Bye, Vegeta!" Bulma said and she kiss Vegeta goodnight. "I'll be back tomarrow with some breakfast!" Vegeta whined, but she walked out. Vegeta listened until he didn't hear her high heels anymore. Then he whined again. "Shut up in there, druggie." Doofy said. "The games on." Vegeta groaned and dropped onto the lower bunk bed. "When I used to be in there alone, thats where I went when I was sweaty so I would stunk up my top bunk!" Vegeta was disgusted. He was a guy and all, and guys sweat, but luckily he didn't sweat as much as some guys and it didn't smell bad, so he couldent pretend the smell was his and cope. The sheets smelled kinda like onions. The prison clothes were itchy. There was a book and a small T.V Between him and the urinal. He picked up the book. A child's chapter book called 'Charlie the Choo Choo goes to Chicago.' It was dog eared. "Good reading, huh Gus?" He asked. "Yeah!' Gus said. "That's the only type of book I can read!" Vegeta laughed. He read the book in 5 minutes, and it didn't impact him at all. He sat up almost roboticly. "Could I get something to eat in here, cop?" Vegeta said. "My woman only brought me a burrito because her purse is small." Doofy didn't even look up. "Yo, DOODY!" Vegeta called. Doofy threw him a pie crust. He ate it.
It was 12:00 midnight. Vegeta had tried the T.V, but the only channel it got was Turner Classic Movies. He suspected Dooky or doody or whatever was tapping into their channels. He had tried to sleep, but Doofy's long peals of manly laughter and Gus' snores kept him awake. He coulden't sleep unless he was on his familier water bed. But he found this rather weird because he had come to live at the Capsule Corp. 7 years ago (2 years before Trunks was born and him and Bulma got married) and he seemed to do fine then. Gus woke up suddenly. "I hadda bad dream!' He shouted. He threw himself over the bunkbed rail and crashed to the floor. "God D*mn!" Vegeta screamed. "Are you trying to kill me?" Gus shrugged. "I hadda dream about my crime." He said. Vegeta was curious. "What was it? Was it enjoyable?"
Gus nodded. "Yeah, the best. I sexually assaulted this young hot guy." Vegeta's eyes widened with horror. He powered up with an aura because he was freaked. "You stay the H*ll away from me, Dumbo Drop!" He shouted. "I'm straight! Do you understand? I'm a married man! I have no insterest in you at all!" Gus was drooling on the floor. Vegeta was so disgusted with Gus and himself for being in this horrible place that he almost cried. "WHY?" He asked. "Why me? Why can't we be richer? Why?" He sobbed. Doofy threw a pencil at them. "Keep it down! I'm watching Saturday Night Live!" The T.V that the Prison Guards watched were behind this wall thingy where Vegeta could see Doofy, but not the television. But Doofy could see it. "I love that show!" Vegeta pleaded. "Please let me see it! Just one little bit?!" Doofy laughed at the T.V. Vegeta slumped. He was humiliated with himself. His sheets smelled like onions, and so did his clothes. He reached into a pocket on his undershirt and pulled out a 20 dollar bill. "Yo, Doody!" He said. "What do you want?!" Doofy said. Vegeta flounced the money, knowing cops didn't make that much. "My wife's an inventor." Vegeta said. "I can pay you alot of money!" Doody laughed. "My wife's the governer." Vegeta gulped. "Why don't you let good old Gus fool wit cha?" Doody said. "He might donate some food." Gus laughed. Vegeta was horrified. "Give me a phone right now!" He said. "I'm calling that D.A and threatening him terribly!"
'Afterwards?" Gus asked.
It was morning. Vegeta didn't get any sleep the night before, and his stomach was growling horribly. He needed to pee, but he refused to in front of people. Even when he was a Prince he had a bathroom! "I'm starvy!" He yelled through the bars. "Where's Bulma! I need some food!" Doofy slid a tray of food out to Vegeta. "Enjoy!" He said, sarcasticcly. Vegeta picked at the food with a plastic fork. Gus was hanging over his shoulder, drooling right into the cardboard-tasting peach cobbler. "Take it, you animal!" He shouted. He slid it to Gus, who INHALED it. Doofy gave the guy across the way some skittles. He was a tall, handsome guy with black hair that resembled Supa Saiayan 11 yr old Gohan's. "Why does HE get Skittles?!" Vegeta roared. "He gets them from you, Doody, and I have to wait for my woman?!" The man ate the skittles slowly, while Gus blew snot all over Vegeta's back. He felt it hit the back of his neck. "Oh gross!" Vegeta said. "This guy has STRANGE powers." Doofy said. "He can shoot balls out of his fingers." "You mean like Nerf balls?" Vegeta asked. "Or basket balls?" The guy shot a power ball. "What the heck?!" Vegeta said. " Why did you do that? HOW did you go that?" The man spit skittles right at Vegeta. Vegeta was sad. The man shot another power ball right at Doofy. He ran for cover. "Stop it!" Vegeta said. He was in the middle of yelling when he heard a familier voice. "Bulma!" he said. "It's you! What did you bring me?" She ran over. "Look! Look!" She pulled out a sales circular. "Whats this for?" Vegeta asked, taking it. "Look at page four!" Bulma said. "I bought it for us!" Vegeta opened up to page four, a new couch. "Bulma...." He said. "How much did this cost us?" He asked. "Your supposed to be saving money to get me out, remember?" Bulma looked down at the couch. "Do you mean you want me to take the couch back?" Vegeta was getting really mad. "You choose a COUCH over me?!" Bulma looked away. "I forgot you were in here. I was taking care of our kid, you know...." Vegeta growled. "Bulma, you forgot about me?" She shook her head. "No. Not really. I just thought you might want a new couch." He banged his head against the bars. "Why me?" He said. "Why can't you be smart? Why?" He grabbed her red dress by the collar and jerked her up to the bars. "Listen, Bulma, If I dont get out of here in 2 minutes, I'm going to get VERY mean!" He said. "Can I have the couch?" Gus said. "Sure." Bulma said. "Not to Gus, I mean. I'll take the couch back, and pawn some things." "Not our T.V, not our bed, not our OLD couch. Pawn Kakarott's family." She shrugged. "I'll pawn whatever will sell. Well, I'll seeya later!" Vegeta stopped her. "What about my food? My breakfast?" She pulled out a Chick Fill A breakfast sandwich. "Here, honey. I gotta run. I hope I'll see you later. I'll try to get you out. Bye bye. Love you."
Vegeta grunted in reply and she walked away. "Why did you get so mad?" Asked the man across the way. He sounded really young, and stupid by the question. "She bought us a new couch insted of saving up for 2 weeks to pay my bail." Vegeta growled. "So I got mad. Woulden't you?" The man shrugged. "What are you in here for?" Vegeta was embarrased. "Do I have to tell you that?" The guy nodded. "They caught me wasted because of some drugs Picollo had. I tried to blast them with a Ki Blast, and the fumes made me wasted. Picollo turned the story around and ratted out on me." "What do you mean by Ki Blast?" The Guy asked. Vegeta showed him a small Big Bang, which disentigrated the beds. Gus cried. "I can do that!" The man said. "Only I don't know why. But I get Skittles out of it! Wanna see?" Doofy was looking at Vegeta strangly. "Sure." Vegeta said. The man shot a small energy bomb. Vegeta countered with an Energy wave. "Pretty cool." Gus said. "Can you teach me how?" Vegeta and the guy ignored Gus. "Okay, guys!" Doofy said, unlocking Vegeta's cell. "Time to go out in the courtyard and pick up trash." He unlocked the guy's cell and led him, Vegeta and Gus out to a courtyard where people were dropping trash everywhere for them to pick up. "What do you mean you don't know why you do that?" vegeta asked the guy on the way out. "Didn't your Saiyan dad or mom teach you how to do it?" "What the F*ck is a saiyan?" The guy asked. "That's crazy talk. My dad's name was Raditz Son, and he got killed by a bear." Vegeta laughed. "Yeah, he got killed by someone like that." The guy looked sad. "I was just a baby. My mom was called Helga. She was having an affair with this guy named Kakarott.But he was not my dad." Vegeta slapped his knees and laughed. "Kakarott? I know him." The guys eyes got big. "You do? Well, could you take me to meet him?" Vegeta nodded. "But we have to bust out of this joint first." The guy nodded.
Vegeta learned that the guy's name was Akurei, which is the japanese word for demon. They set up an elaborate plan to escape by them selves. It was so great and cunning nobody could stop it! It was the plan of the century! They were going to fly out. "Okay." Vegeta said, after they came in from trash pick up. "Here's what we do. Once the guards turn their heads, we go into Super Saiyan, which is when we turn blond headed. Anywayz, we fly as fast as we can." Akurei nodded. It was the next day. When Bulma came to visit, Vegeta introduced her to Akurei. "He's half Saiyan." Vegeta explained. "Like our son, Trunks." "You guys have a son?" Akurei said. "How cute!" Gus was crying because he was left out."Yeah, whatever. Bulma, me and Akurei are busting out. And we'll scare the cops so bad they won't come looking for us! Then, if they do, we'll work together and blast their @$$! "Be careful." She said. "Don't ruin your jail suit. You can wear it to church. Oh, and watch out for those shooty thingy's cops carry. And does this Akurei know how to fly?" (By the way, Akurei's name is pronounced Ah- Koor-Eye) Vegeta shrugged. "Do you?" Akurei shook his head. "I'm only 18, and I've been in either jail or Juvinile detention centers my whole life. My mom said it was because something was screwed up in my dads head and he was evil." Vegeta nodded. "Well, Bulma, go home and come back at around 12:00 noon. We'll fly out, dip down and grab you, then we'll be on our way. Okay?" She nodded. "Bye bye, Vegeta and Vegeta's new friend." She walked out. "Your MEAN to that lady." Akurei said. Vegeta shrugged. "What do you mean?" Akurei told him why he thought he was mean was because he grunted at her alot. "It's just because #1, It rained on our wedding day and ruined our cake, and she made me wear this dumb Tuxedo thing and when my hair got wet my hair jail ran down my back,#2 is because she waited to tell me she was pregnant in the middle of a fight with this dawg named Cell, and #3 because she thinks this jail suit looks good on me." Akurei shrugged. "Those don't sound like very good reasons. You should be nice to your wife. She cooks for you and cleans your house." Vegeta had never thought about that before. But thinking made his head hurt, so he changed the subject. "Yeah, well it's almost time for trash pickup."
Later, it was time for Trash Pickup. Bulma had waved at Vegeta as she passed by the glass double doors on the way to the back. Vegeta had waved back. When Doofy stepped into the cell to get Vegeta and Akurei out, he was trembling awfully bad. Just for fun, Vegeta had lit a powerball on his hand and poofed it out again. Doofy made a strange noise and ran to hold the doors open because Their hads were cuffed and they coulden't open it themselves. "Freaks!" The guy said. They saw Bulma again through the courtyard window. Vegeta mouthed this at her:"Get behind the wall, you idiot woman whore! If they see you they'll know we're up to something, you stupid! Now go!" Bulma walked away sadly. "Be NICE to that lady!" Akurei said. Vegeta shrugged and remembered this: Flashback: "Do you take this *Thunder* Lady to be your lawfully wedded wife?" the preacher said. Thunder drowned out Vegeta's words and he had to repeat them. "I do." He mumbled. They were standing up on the preacher thing being married. Bulma's family was out in the audiance. "Do you take this*Lightning strikes Bulma's great grandmother*Man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do" "You may Kiss the Bride" *vegeta tries to Kiss her but rain is pouring down so hard her lips are all slippery and weird. Rain makes the hair jell in Vegeta's hair run over his face and back, and Bulma gets it in her eyes* Bulma wiped her eyes, and they ran into the cake table holding hands, bumping both their knees painfully. Bulma wiped hair jell out of her eyes and tried to smile as Vegeta slipped in his shiny black shoes under the table. After he got up and he was feeding Bulma the first bite of wedding cake, it got full of water and ran down her face in mush. She was still smiling. Then everyone was throwing rice at them. The floor was so slippery it was like ball bearings, and everyone was slipping. Vegeta fell down and bashed his head. "Ow." He said. Then BUlma threw her boquet. Chi Chi caught it and she was happy, but she was already married. Baby Trunks was screaming. He was only 1 month old. Vegeta and Bulma rushed into the Limosuine to go to their Honeymoon. The Car slipped on the way there and crashed, so they had to take a cab, in their wedding clothes. It was a terrible wedding, but Bulma liked it.End FlashBack: "That's why, okay?" Vegeta said. "We need to concentrate." Akurei didn't seem like he was concentrating. "That's not a good reason to be mean, Vegeta. She's your wife. Your lucky anybody wanted to marry you at all. And especially somebody that pretty." "I don't wanna talk about this Now!" Vegeta said. "There's bigger stuff! We can talk about MY PERSONAL LIFE later. Oh, and maybe you wanna hear about how my son got here in the process, while your invading my life!" Akurei was sad that he yelled at him. "Let's just go." He said. The cops were looking all around. "Okay, pretend like your picking up trash." Vegeta said. "Oh, and Whistle!" They started whistling and picking up trash. "Now!" vegeta said. The cops heads were turned. He powered up into super saiyan, and Akurei did the same. Now his hair looked the same, except blonde. Then they blasted off as fast as they could. The cops didn't know they were gone. Vegeta dove down sharply and grabbed Bulma by the arm and hoisted her up on his back. "Hiya." he said. "We made it, see?" Bulma looked down and saw the cops were now looking up at them. "Oh, I think they see us." She said. She waved at Doofy. He waved back. "Do you think they'll come after us?" Akurei asked. He was having trouble keeping up because he was new at this. "No." Bulma said. "If they saw what you guys can do." "They did." Vegeta said. "So I don't think we have to worry about them. I need a book." Akurei was amazed. "YOU like to READ?!" Vegeta nodded. "What's wrong with that? Some great things have been written! Try Cujo by Stephen King." He went into detail about the book,while Bulma told Akurei the book had freaked him out so bad he was afraid of Goku's family dog. "Speaking of Kakarott, where did they go when the cops raided the place?" Vegeta asked. He told Akurei the Sons were a family who could do what they could. "They went to this park over on the other side of town." Bulma said. "They told me to call them when we got home, and they would come. They also told me to let you know that Rex is in the back yard, not in the house." Vegeta sighed. "Thank god." He said. "That dog is evil." Vegeta flew Bulma into the window and threw her down on the bed, then he went around to the front door and opened it. By then she was in the kitchen making tea. Akurei flew in the door and made a horrible landing, and crashed into the fridge, breaking it. It was brand new. "That's okay!" Bulma said. "Since I didn't have to bail my Husband out of jail, then maybe I can afford a new one. And oh! We can keep the new couch!" Vegeta was pushing on the couch, seeing how springy it was. It was really comfy. "I'll call Goku and tell him we're back!" She said. Vegeta Ki Blasted the phone. "Can we just not tell them for a while?" he said. "It's nice and quiet." He turned on the T.V. "Not any more, it isn't." Bulma said.
About 30 minutes later, Trunks came romping from his room to greet his father. "Hello, daddy!!" He said. "Who's this guy?" Akurei looked over at Trunks. "Hello, Vegeta's son. I think your name is Trunks? I'm Akurei, a half Sayain like you. So, Vegeta, what are you waiting for? Greet your son!" Vegeta looked over at Trunks. "Hi, Son." He said plainly. Akurei was suprised. "Vegeta! You haven't seen your son in 2 days and all you do is, 'hi son'. if he were my son, i'd be hugging and kissing him!!" Trunks looked up at Vegeta. Akurei grabbed Vegeta's arm and drug him into the kitchen. "That's your son! Why are you so mean to him?" Vegeta looked away. "Well, don't tell but......." He sighed. "I always wanted a little girl so she woulden't have to fight and I wouldent be afraid of her dying. When Trunks was born, I was disappointed. And then, Bulma woulden't name him Vegeta. That name has been in my royal family forever." Vegeta was really upset. But Akurei didn't really care. He just told Vegeta to be nicer, and Vegeta went back into the living room. Trunks was sitting between Vegeta and Bulma, eating a bowl of chips. Akurei looked out in the back yard. He saw Rex, the dog out there. Rex was barking and growling at a cat. "Hey, can I let the dog in?" Akurei said. "I really love dogs." Bulma looked at Vegeta. "Vegeta, pull your legs up on the couch and Rex can't touch you. He's trained not to get on furniture." Vegeta pulled his legs up on the couch, rudely putting them in Trunks and Bulma's laps. Bulma just stared at his dirty feet in her lap and sighed. Her red dress was being ruined. Akurei opened the door, and Rex ran with a panting tongue to greet him. But the moment he saw Akurei, he lunged and barked and growled, trying to tear him apart. He closed his teeth around Akurei's arm and bark and gnashed at it, ripping flesh. "Ow, ow ow!" He said. Rex raced into the house, and looked like he was scared! To Veget's horror, he jumped up in Bulma's lap, where his feet were! Vegeta jerked his feet away and flew into the air. Bulma pushed Rex off the couch, and he ran into the bathroom. "I thought you said he woulden't get on the couch." Vegeta said, sarcasticly. Bulma shrugged."He looked scared of Akurei." She said. Trunks was sniffling because his chips got knocked over. They left big greasy spots on his pants. Akurei came in. "Ow! My arm! That sog is savage!" Bulma shook her head. "Rex normally likes people, unless they're mean." She said. She looked at Akurei really strangly. "I wonder why he did that." Vegeta landed back on the couch and stared. Picollo burst in the front door. "What are you doing here? Shoulden't you guys be in jail? I mean, I did frame you! I was coming here to rob you blind. Geez, bad luck today." And he walked out.
Rex was back outside and Akurei's arm was bandaged. Trunks had a new bowl of chips and Vegeta's feet were in the floor. It was getting rather dark outside. "Well, Bulma, I think I'm going to bed." Vegeta said. He was just going to go there but he knew Akurei was going to give a lecture if he didn't show a little PDA(Public Display of Affection) Even if he only liked doing it in private. "Come up later, Okay?" He said, and he gave Bulma a kiss goodnight and Trunks too. Then he walked into his room. "God, Mom! Is dad dying?" Trunks asked. Bulma shook her head. "I don't know, but I'm, scared too." Akurei just looked. "Oh, I told him that he should be nice." Akurei said. "I mean, you may not be around forever, so I told him he should take advantage of the time he has with you guys." Bulma raised an eyebrow. "We're used to things the way they are, but I appreciate it, I think." She said. Then she went back to watching her T.V show. Rex was raising H*ll outside. "Stupid Cats!" Bulma growled, and turned the T.V up. Picollo entered 2 more times to try and rob them. Meanwhile, Vegeta was having trouble getting to sleep. It was only 8:15 by the way. So he took out the book he was reading. The Green Mile By Stephen KIng(Can you tell I'm a Stephen King Fan? There's a movie of the green mile too. Its about a guy who can heal people, and a mouse named Mr. Jingles. John, the healer, is framed for a crime he didn't do and all this other stuff. It's a good book. Read it or watch it) The book was really touching to Vegeta. He was at the part where Eduard Delicrouix (Prounonced Ed-oo-ard Del-i-cwar, He's French. He owns the mousy. He's my favorite, and he dies pretty horribly) get's burned alive because the jerk Percy forgets to wet the sponge in the electric chair. It was disturbing to Vegeta, but he kept reading and reading all the way
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N Until it was about 11:15. Bulma came in at that time. "Hi!" She said. "Watcha reading?" He lifted up the book and grunted like Oscar the grouch. "Is it good?" He grunted again. "Whats it--" "IM TRYING TO READ HERE!!" Vegeta roared at the top of his lungs. "CAN'T A MAN GET A LITTLE PEACE IN HIS OWN HOUSE?! YOUR LIKE A BROKEN RECORD!" He didn't look up, but he saw Bulma's eyes tear up and she took a pillow and gown and went out. He wondered why she did that.
About 30 minutes later, Vegeta went to see why Bulma hadn't come back. He thought she went to clean a stain off the pillow with her nightgown(Pretty stupid, huh?)but she didn't. All the lights in the living room and the T.V was off. Akurei was sleeping at the lookout, so he wasn't there. Rex was sleeping next to the couch. and on the couch was Bulma, fast asleep. When Vegeta stepped by the couch to wake Bulma, Rex lifted his head up and looked at Vegeta. Vegeta lured Rex over to the kitchen with a treat and shut him in the pantry because he was afraid. Bulma was sleeping on the new couch bed. "She'd rather sleep with the DOG than me." Vegeta said to himself. He sighed and went back to his room, and turned out the lights and went to sleep, all by himself unless a peeping tom was watching and that would be sick so one wasn't.