Wow this took way longer than it should have. Sorry. And the fact that it's
so short doesn't help either. Well anyways I'd apologize again but I doubt
anyone cares. So on to the fic.
Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't want to. Way too much responsibility.
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I don't know. now will you please put me down? ::Zel is still being held by Gourry::
Oh sure Zel. ::Gourry places him on the ground slowly::
::Zel just looks around for a second in shock at the destruction in the room. Looking down at his feet he seems to be standing in a puddle of water and most of the back wall is blackened::
Where are we? ::Amelia asks, the question everyone Zel is silently trying to figure out, looking up from where she's sitting right in the middle of Lina's back::
No one knows.::Lina's eye seems to twitch and she growls softly:: NOW will you get please GET OFF OF ME AMELIA!
Oh sorry Miss Lina ::she apologizes profusely and stands::
Now. we don't know where we are but I'm pretty sure I know when we are.::Lina grins for a second::
When?! ::Zel and Amelia both state in utter confusion::
Yes when ::turning towards Gourry she grins:: Why don't you tell them Gourry.
Tell them what? ::the Blonde swordsman looks up from where he'd been watching the water float by tranquilly::
What time this is Jellyfish! ::Lina by this time has a very pronounced twitch in her lips and probably a large migraine::
Oh that, ::Gourry scratches his head thoughtfully:: well me and Lina decided that we'd been taken back in time to old Err- ::he pauses:: Um..
EARTH, GOURRY! ::Line by this time is practically pulling her hair out:: EARTH!
Oh right Old Earth that's it. ::Gourry grins and places his hands behind his head::
Old Earth? ::Amelia's eyes are wide:: You mean that old legend with the giant dragon monsters and the metal things that eat people and make them ride around in their stomachs.
Um, yes I've heard of it. ::Zel says thoughtfully:: But why are we here? ::Zel turns to Lina:: When did you to get here?
Oh about a half an hour ago .we started over in the room next door but decided to come in here. ::she gestures around briefly::
You haven't been here an hour and already your destroying things? ::Zel sighs and shakes his head::
Well, uh, really we were just exploring when that water thing starting shooting at me. ::Lina points at the faucet accusingly::
Lina I thought it was because you pulled that shiny curved thing off.::Gourry scrunches his eyebrows up in concentration:: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.
::Lina whaps him on the head with a soggy shoe:: Will you shut up!
What you want me to lie? ::Gourry looks at the shoe on laying on the ground until Lina bends down to pick it up and put it back on::
Well. ::Lina starts but noticing the look coming into Amelia's eyes she quickly changes her answer fearing a justice speech:: No, of course not. ::Lina's hand goes up behind her head and she smiles innocently::
That's very good Miss Lina ::Amelia starts and unfortunately for the group continues:: Because if you did wish poor Mister Gourry to lie that would be an evil misdeed. Lying is dishonest and wrong. And since Justice is always filled with truth and love never can lying be permitted for ::Amelia jumps up on to the nearest hi thing she can find which happens to be the stove. her feet are situated right on either side of the bright red coil and she seems oblivious to the heat emanating from it:: I AMELIA WIL TESLA SEYRUUN AS A DEFENDER OF TRUTH, LOVE, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE JUSTICE WILL NOT PERMIT ANY FALSEHOODS IN MY RIGHTEOUS PRESENCE!
::Amelia finished with her little speech glances around the room for the awed and amazed faces she so expects to see instead.::
Hey, Zel you'll never guess what I found in this big white box over here come look ::Lina is sorting through the refrigerator while Gourry's head is stuck down in the washing machine::
GUYS!!! ::Amelia whines looking put out:: Your supposed to be listening to me!
Yeah, yeah we're listening Amelia, we're listening. ::Lina waves a hand back at her then continues to sort through the food realizing what it is but not sure exactly what is what.
::Zel is standing right behind her staring in, his hands crossed over his chest::
WOW, this is cool!! ::Gourry shouts his voice echoing strangely. and reaching up blindly with one hand he accidentally hits the start button:: Hey it's filling up with water now. neat!
::pouting Amelia sits down gingerly on the stove top. Actually right on the bright red coils::
Hey, this looks a little like chicken. ::Lina grins her mouth watering. Quickly she reaches in and pulls out a large chicken breast. Plopping it down on the floor she starts pulling off chunks and stuffing it unceremoniously into her mouth:: Um, good!
::Gourry, hearing the unmistakable sound of food being chewed, pops his head back out of the washing machine and walks over to her:: Hey, can I have some?
NO, it's all mine! Get your own food.
But Lina, ::the swordsman stares into the open refrigerator with a quizzical look:: I don't know what anything is.
So-mph ::Lina mutters around the large piece of chicken thigh sticking from her mouth. She pauses to chew and swallow but finally continues:: FIGURE IT OUT!
::Zelgadis sighs and takes in a deep breath. Sniffing slightly he frowns:: What's that smell? ::he ask and taking another breath he glances towards the still pouting Amelia::
Um, Amelia. ::Zel says his eyes widening::
Oh so now you wanna talk to me. ::she turns away crossing her arms around her chest:: But when I was making a point when I was defending my beliefs on truth and justice, then I was ignored, degraded. IT WAS CRUEL AND WRONG! ::she takes a deep breath:: So, what do you have to say for yourself Mister Zelgadis?
Nothing really Amelia, ::he smirks:: Just that your cloak is burning::
::Amelia looks down to see her cloak on fire and realizes somehow belatedly that her backside is burning off:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::she shrieks and jumps from the stove top to land, with a hiss, into the huge puddle of water still soaking the kitchen floor::
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OK, so I used the old butt-on-fire gag that cartoons have used for ages but so what this is my fun story I can do anything I want! ::sticks out tongue:: Please, please review!
Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't want to. Way too much responsibility.
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I don't know. now will you please put me down? ::Zel is still being held by Gourry::
Oh sure Zel. ::Gourry places him on the ground slowly::
::Zel just looks around for a second in shock at the destruction in the room. Looking down at his feet he seems to be standing in a puddle of water and most of the back wall is blackened::
Where are we? ::Amelia asks, the question everyone Zel is silently trying to figure out, looking up from where she's sitting right in the middle of Lina's back::
No one knows.::Lina's eye seems to twitch and she growls softly:: NOW will you get please GET OFF OF ME AMELIA!
Oh sorry Miss Lina ::she apologizes profusely and stands::
Now. we don't know where we are but I'm pretty sure I know when we are.::Lina grins for a second::
When?! ::Zel and Amelia both state in utter confusion::
Yes when ::turning towards Gourry she grins:: Why don't you tell them Gourry.
Tell them what? ::the Blonde swordsman looks up from where he'd been watching the water float by tranquilly::
What time this is Jellyfish! ::Lina by this time has a very pronounced twitch in her lips and probably a large migraine::
Oh that, ::Gourry scratches his head thoughtfully:: well me and Lina decided that we'd been taken back in time to old Err- ::he pauses:: Um..
EARTH, GOURRY! ::Line by this time is practically pulling her hair out:: EARTH!
Oh right Old Earth that's it. ::Gourry grins and places his hands behind his head::
Old Earth? ::Amelia's eyes are wide:: You mean that old legend with the giant dragon monsters and the metal things that eat people and make them ride around in their stomachs.
Um, yes I've heard of it. ::Zel says thoughtfully:: But why are we here? ::Zel turns to Lina:: When did you to get here?
Oh about a half an hour ago .we started over in the room next door but decided to come in here. ::she gestures around briefly::
You haven't been here an hour and already your destroying things? ::Zel sighs and shakes his head::
Well, uh, really we were just exploring when that water thing starting shooting at me. ::Lina points at the faucet accusingly::
Lina I thought it was because you pulled that shiny curved thing off.::Gourry scrunches his eyebrows up in concentration:: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.
::Lina whaps him on the head with a soggy shoe:: Will you shut up!
What you want me to lie? ::Gourry looks at the shoe on laying on the ground until Lina bends down to pick it up and put it back on::
Well. ::Lina starts but noticing the look coming into Amelia's eyes she quickly changes her answer fearing a justice speech:: No, of course not. ::Lina's hand goes up behind her head and she smiles innocently::
That's very good Miss Lina ::Amelia starts and unfortunately for the group continues:: Because if you did wish poor Mister Gourry to lie that would be an evil misdeed. Lying is dishonest and wrong. And since Justice is always filled with truth and love never can lying be permitted for ::Amelia jumps up on to the nearest hi thing she can find which happens to be the stove. her feet are situated right on either side of the bright red coil and she seems oblivious to the heat emanating from it:: I AMELIA WIL TESLA SEYRUUN AS A DEFENDER OF TRUTH, LOVE, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE JUSTICE WILL NOT PERMIT ANY FALSEHOODS IN MY RIGHTEOUS PRESENCE!
::Amelia finished with her little speech glances around the room for the awed and amazed faces she so expects to see instead.::
Hey, Zel you'll never guess what I found in this big white box over here come look ::Lina is sorting through the refrigerator while Gourry's head is stuck down in the washing machine::
GUYS!!! ::Amelia whines looking put out:: Your supposed to be listening to me!
Yeah, yeah we're listening Amelia, we're listening. ::Lina waves a hand back at her then continues to sort through the food realizing what it is but not sure exactly what is what.
::Zel is standing right behind her staring in, his hands crossed over his chest::
WOW, this is cool!! ::Gourry shouts his voice echoing strangely. and reaching up blindly with one hand he accidentally hits the start button:: Hey it's filling up with water now. neat!
::pouting Amelia sits down gingerly on the stove top. Actually right on the bright red coils::
Hey, this looks a little like chicken. ::Lina grins her mouth watering. Quickly she reaches in and pulls out a large chicken breast. Plopping it down on the floor she starts pulling off chunks and stuffing it unceremoniously into her mouth:: Um, good!
::Gourry, hearing the unmistakable sound of food being chewed, pops his head back out of the washing machine and walks over to her:: Hey, can I have some?
NO, it's all mine! Get your own food.
But Lina, ::the swordsman stares into the open refrigerator with a quizzical look:: I don't know what anything is.
So-mph ::Lina mutters around the large piece of chicken thigh sticking from her mouth. She pauses to chew and swallow but finally continues:: FIGURE IT OUT!
::Zelgadis sighs and takes in a deep breath. Sniffing slightly he frowns:: What's that smell? ::he ask and taking another breath he glances towards the still pouting Amelia::
Um, Amelia. ::Zel says his eyes widening::
Oh so now you wanna talk to me. ::she turns away crossing her arms around her chest:: But when I was making a point when I was defending my beliefs on truth and justice, then I was ignored, degraded. IT WAS CRUEL AND WRONG! ::she takes a deep breath:: So, what do you have to say for yourself Mister Zelgadis?
Nothing really Amelia, ::he smirks:: Just that your cloak is burning::
::Amelia looks down to see her cloak on fire and realizes somehow belatedly that her backside is burning off:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ::she shrieks and jumps from the stove top to land, with a hiss, into the huge puddle of water still soaking the kitchen floor::
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OK, so I used the old butt-on-fire gag that cartoons have used for ages but so what this is my fun story I can do anything I want! ::sticks out tongue:: Please, please review!