Disclaimer: This is a song parody of "Ode to a Superhero" by Weird Al Yankovic, which, in turn, is a parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel. Go buy the CD "Poodle Hat" which is where I got the Weird Al song. The characters belong to JK Rowling and other businesses. Therefore, I basically own nothing. Reviews would be very nice.
Ode to the Boy Who Lived
By Terra
Poor Harry Potter was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
The Dursleys still wouldn't notice him
Unless he set something on fire
But then one day he went to the Hut on the Rock
That Giant Hagrid came right in
Oh, and now Harry flies over the Quidditch pitch
And he's getting into everythin'
La li la, li de da
La la, li le la da dom
Show us that scar, you're the Boy-Who-Lived
Her love saved you that night
Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now
And there's Lord Voldemort to fight
Now Ron the poor kid's a friend of his
And big bro to little Ginny
But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys
Who like to go on a mad killing spree
"It's our choices, not our inborn abilities"
That's the catch phrase of old Dumbledore
If you missed it, don't worry, they'll say it a lot
Till you can't take it anymore
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Now Hermione's a brilliant witch
Who never had time for some fun
But then something went screwy and before you knew she
Was wrecking the time continuum
And she's ridin' around on that hippogriff
Oh, and Harry's savin' his past self
For all her talk about not being seen
They certainly don't use any stealth
Show us that scar, you're the Boy-Who-Lived
Her love saved you that night
Cause you're brave and you're strong and so grown-up now
Why do your glasses still fit just right?
It's a pretty sad day at the Tournament
Young Diggory has served as a spare
And I heard Harry's said that he wants Voldemort dead
But the Ministry don't seem to care
Oh, and Ginny is still hot for Harry now
Aw, but Harry, he just shot her down
Little Gin, don't you cry, you can give it a try
Again when the fifth book comes round
Oh, la la la, di de da
La la, di di da da dom
Show us that scar, you're the Boy-Who-Lived
Her love saved you that night
Cause we all sure could use us a hero now
And we think that you'll do all right